Don't be a smartass. After all, I expected you guys to have some firmer execution on this game. I know I haven't been playing, but it seems you guys haven't gone forward quite yet. When I get on, I hope I'll be trading shots with a TPduber. I'm anxious to rack up kills with or without those silly Perks.

Now get in my crosshairs!

ROUND 1:

- Play as many games as you can. I will update the rankings as they get announced to me.

- Try to play someone ranked above you. It'll be a pain in the ass to even get all 4 of you on at the same time, but if you see a higher seeded team, try and challenge them. #5 beating #2 > #3 beating #4. And the old #5 team would be ranked higher than the old #3 team. You'll see. It works kinda like the BCS system in college football. And if you don't know how that works, don't bother looking it up because it's fucking confusing as hell. I'll explain why I made the rankings the way I did anyway.

RULES:

Round 1 will just be standard team deathmatch. I was considering hardcore but not yet. So don't screw around with any of the rules when you start it up. Just whatever the default settings are. Lower seed picks the map.

#1 - RoXer (RoXer1) & G (sgand) 0-0 (0-0)
#2 - Fignuts (Fignuts82) & Diesel Mac (DieselMac) 0-0 (0-0)
#3 - Ogen (EoghanMurphy21) & Gertner (belakpwnsu) 0-0 (0-0)
#4 - Kalyx triaD (Kalyx Triad 360) & Khuntri (KHUNTRI) 0-0 (0-0)
#5 - Boomer (Jtboomer2) & Johnny McNasty (Sane613) 0-0 (0-0)

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No not that one. I was talking about the Sears commercial that's pissing everyone off.

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Should I steal you some from my work before I quit?

k haveta leave now

send me drunk txts plz

Forever in blue jeaaaannnsss.

...


They're blue. YA GET IT?!

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Fignuts is achieved when a man thoroughly marinates his balls in pickle juice, preferably dill, and then displays his newly pickled balls to his inferior, otherwise known as his girlfriend. He then places his salty balls into the mouth of the inferior (woman), thereby completing the fignuts. This is known in some parts of the midwest as a "Vlasic" or "Uncle Phil's Pickle Factory."

One variation exists where instead of placing the balls into the mouth orifice, the balls are placed into the previously widened anal cavity. This maneuver is known as the "chocolate fignuts" and has been said to exist only in parts of Newfoundland.
"Does it smell like pickles in here?"

"Mah fresh, I was bustin' fignuts like a motherfucker last night."
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I did not know that. Makes my name that much more awesome tho, tbh.

I believe we're misplaced in the rankings, but rather than having it corrected - me and Khuntri will gladly rape our way to the top.

ULTRA BEATDOWN

Anyone?

My brother doesn't let me play his Xbox.

Me and Khuntri would assassinate your ass.

This is going approximately as well as I figured.

It'll pick up sometime.

Johnny needs a new partner. I got banned during that big banwave, and won't be on again until things are safer. Sorry.

Perhaps Johnny and Khuntri can team up since I haven't been on.

Havn't used my xbox in weeks besides netflix and last fm. Been thinking of selling it tbh.

:n:

This is looking sad. When I get to Miami somebody better be online.

LOL

Hey it's not my fault.

I did my best to try and break through the apathy of my fellow TPWWers.

But now I just don't give a fuck.

You guys should listen to me more.

Believe me I know it ain't your fault. And believe I know it's a TPWW thing. LAME.