Randy Orton: Surfer Dude

Randy Orton = Silver Surfer
Kofi Kingston = Spiderman
John Cena = Superman
Sin Cara = As himself

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Nah, there have been others. Mark Henry, maybe Marcus Cor Von and the previous one was Bobby Lashley. There will always be that big, strong black guy as long as Vince is around.

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Why would anyone care about Cena getting fired? Hes already gotten fired and never left the show.

Why is Tyler Reks still employed?

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So Sting is now a poor man's Joker? Guess that makes Hulk Hogan Alfred. #TNAwful

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You know who read spoilers? The hated British in 1776, and we all know how THAT worked out #RAWTonight

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@MichaelCole said Del Rio was gonna compete in the Olympics. Hey, he stole Swagger's gimmick of stealing @anglefoods1 gimmicks #RAWTonight

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Apparently every Latino can do @carlitocolon 's Backstabber. Kinda like how every Samoan has a hard head. #RAWTonight

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That Money in the Bank package did a great job making @Sheltyb803 look great. You're welcome, Sinclair Media. #RAWTonight

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Vince McMahon in HD is starting to look like a rotting multigrain muffin. #RAWTonight

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Best advice Vince could have ever given to @JohnCena : "Don't be Hogan." That's a loaded statement right there. #RAWTonight

Yeah, he's looking old. And yet, he doesn't look nearly as old as he did a few years ago, when he first had his new hair (post-shaving).

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I don't know, maybe it's in the eyes. But he looked more "Vince-like" to me than he has in a while.

It's the turkey neck.

From this moment forth, I want Vince's on-camera shots to be only as reflections in someone's shades.

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From PWInsider:


PWInsider.com was sent the following today from a reader, who we are keeping anonymous for obvious reasons, that worked at last week's Smackdown taping in Arizona for the episode that will air this Friday. It provides insight into how WWE runs their production and also insight into segments that will air this week, including spoilers:

I worked the production crew on the Smackdown taping last week and wanted to provide some insights:

First, Its not difficult to see why WWE wants to branch out and provide live event production for outside entities. Their crew is incredibly efficient, and the operation is unbelievable. The WWE crew is also very courteous and knowledgeable. The stage manager, a man named Jet steers the ship, and he does a hell of a job.

A man named Paul Jay (although it may have been Jay Paul, it was a long day) had his last day on the job. I was told that he is an extremely well respected audio engineer/producer. The entire crew, wrestlers included, serenaded him while "so long, farewell..." played on the PA. He was presented with a cake, which Triple H gently smashed in his face.

There were several talents that I did not recognize from either NXT, TE, or the FCW roster page that got significant time in the ring during the early rehearsal, so I am guessing they were locals who were getting private tryouts with the company. They all worked matches, which Nunzio refereed. Some of them looked pretty good. There was a guy with a blond mohawk with a decent look. There was also a tag team that called themselves the "Freak Squad". Their look was less than impressive.

Derek Niekirk's dark match with Johnny Curtis was not especially smooth. He was in great shape, though.

The segment with the MITB participants received a full and very thorough rehearsal. Those who got mic time read directly from scripts. Cody actually read his script completely in character, which made for humorous moments when he flubbed a line or misread something. You can tell that Daniel Bryan is uncomfortable with the whole scripted promo thing. The promos were either rewritten, or the wrestlers went off script, as they were different for the show.

Triple H was very involved in every aspect of this segment. An interesting note from this was that Sheamus' run in came with music in the rehearsal, and if memory serves, they did not use the music in the actual show. I find that music accompanying the run in is typically non-sensical, so it was good to see that they eliminated that.

Also of note here, was that Triple H, in slacks and dress shirt, worked heavily with Sheamus and Wade Barrett, particularly Sheamus on his chair beat down. He was very hands on. Josh Mathews rehearsed his lines by himself in the back. Michael Hayes was also around for this. He has gotten HUGE. This whole thing was very intriguing to me.

Dustin Rhodes was in full agent mode, working with the Divas and lower level talents for quite a while. He looks to be pretty healthy. AJ and Alicia Fox received a good bit of attention from him. Bill DeMott was also around a lot. He was in a suit, looking more like a creative/business end person than people like Regal and Goldust who were dressed to train. He did not get in the ring. I did overhear him talking about his book with people.

Sin Cara seemed to be getting along with people quite well, maybe the move to Smackdown was beneficial beyond the post production! He and Tyson Kidd rehearsed for a LONG time.

Off to the side of the ring, Vince had a very long conversation with Randy Orton and Christian during the rehearsal. The whole thing was very business-like, but friendly. Orton, Sheamus and Christian were friendly and seemed to hang together most of the day. On a related note, lower level and upper level talents were very separated. They rarely mingled, if ever. Jinder Mahal was completely by himself most of the time. In general the whole crew seemed tired as some of them had done 3 straight days of TV. Then, they all got to go on tour. Yikes. Whether you are a personal fan of some of these guys or not, you have to respect what they put themselves through.

All in all a fascinating experience.

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Boxing ring.

Proof of what a dumb bitch she is.....

Also size.

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Triple H shows up around 1:10 in the video.

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Triple H is totally right about the repetition and the need to be a bit higher. Looks like he is just going "LOOK AT MY CROTCH!"

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Pretty sure WWEShop ships world wide, so I guess so.

From PWInsider:

Randy Orton noted on his twitter account that over half of the roster had items stolen from their checked luggage when they reached South Africa. His luggage was untouched. There were locks on the bags that were stolen from, but they were cut off.

Former wrestling superstar Scott Hall -- aka Razor Ramon -- checked himself in to a Florida jail today to begin his 10-day sentence stemming from a drunken arrest in 2010 ... TMZ has learned.

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52-year-old Hall was ordered to serve ten days behind bars after he was found guilty of resisting arrest at a Florida bar back in May 2010. Hall had allegedly been drunkenly screaming at patrons.

Hall's rep tells TMZ the wrestler will be staying in the medical unit of Seminole County Jail because of his "bad health."

Hall has already been credited with time served ... and should be out of the slammer in eight days.

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Just so you know, the WWE Wellness Policy is very thorough. Especially when Kevin Dunn takes me in his office for breast cancer screenings.

Where the fuck is Goldust.

WWE Ozshop never stood a chance. Even with postage it was cheaper to buy direct from America. And with our dollar being so strong right now, it's even better :D

Hall looks not so great.

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Just came across these on the wrestlecrap boards - probably old but oh well.

Ha ha! Awesome!

I will always laugh at the third one everytime I see it.