Now imagine these pictures, but with Punk with the title around his waist or on his shoulder, and it's a vignette of Punk "taking the title hostage".

:cool:

OR Punk taking the WWE Title out to eat some pizza...you know, as in a date.

took a while to figure that one out

i miss waylon mercy

When Tony Chimel goes to a Mexican restaurant, I think he always orders soooper tacos.

Completely random thought:

Randy Orton's 'Thesz press' is disturbing to watch.

Actually thats not even one of his worst ones. Now he tilts his head back and dives into it with his arms flailing. Looks mighty effeminate.

Jumping crotch to the face would make a sick finisher.

Do an angle where it is portrayed as so deadly. Guy who was on the receiving end needs to wear an eyepatch for a few months or something.

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Face full of muff incoming!

http://mickiejames.s3.amazonaws.com/...e051r3w715.jpg

There better be a western-themed porn called "A Face Full of Muff".

I don't know if there is, but there is this: http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=muff%20face.

Here's an example of the purest form of wrestling.

The Match: Osamu Nishimura vs. Tony St. Clair

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teabag

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person

"Man, Brenda was all passe dout with her mouth open and Billy teabagged her"

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4:40 onwards. Alrighty then!

Shelton Benjamin is the featured article on Wikipedia today.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Ain't no stoppin' him now

Well, today at least.

Watching a few vids of Orton doing the Thesz Press, comparing it with Austin.

Both involve jumping at the opponent with a forward momentum.

Austin throws his limbs forward and engulfs his opponent, taking them down hard, landing on them and immediately sgtriking.

Orton throws all of his limbs backwards (including his head) and allows the opponent to be taken down via running into his crotch. Then he has to change position to end up in the striking position. He has to finish the landing from his jumping crotch shot and then go into the striking position.

When did Orton start doing the Thesz Press?

It had to be at least somewhat recent or at least around the time he became the "Cena" of Smackdown.

In Austin's case, he did that move for years and even before becoming the top face/heel of the company instead of Orton just randomly adding the move which is why Orton's looks weird.

Orton started using it a bit before he started using the Angle Slam.

Orton has shown a lot more energy, charisma, and moves in the ring but he is still a douche.

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*Cue Fat Jokes by Jerry Lawler*

Can't believe how attractive looking she has become relative to this time last year.

her right eye seems a little off

You're looking at her right eye?

...

There's your answer. In fact, if you change the hair color on the picture below, it's more obvious.

Sadly, it wasn't. That's what's so unsettling about it.

Speaking of Photoshop, I'm sorry, Ramm, I tried.

I fail at shooping to begin with (I'm better at physically manipulating art- like paint or draw. Hell, I could actually Mod Podge that bad boy on print outs, snap a pic, and post it before I can do the equivalent in Photoshop. That's how un-adept I am at it) and no one took the bait. That would have been, to quote one particular poster o' these forums, "fucking glorious".

Surprised nobody compared this to Jericho working drive-thru, or the clips of Matt Hardy & Christian in the Japanese restaurant. So, I'm doing that now- just without the pictures. ^_^

Yes, it is a knife. Magnetized. It prevents the knives from getting lost/dropped/dirty and they're always where you need them. I once worked in a restaurant that did this.

Yes. Honestly, joking aside, I think it's a good sign- like she's in a better stage of dealing with the loss of Eddie. She's past the mopey/letting herself go out of grief part.

Was HBPunk banned from just the Wrestling Forum or from TPWW?

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