That was what he answered the question with.

Christian's appearance may put the first real shock factor in TNA for once. Might actually help them. Crimson losing may have been a bad idea, unless there are big plans for James Storm. Abyss thing kinda weird, but new. Roode staying champ without killing Sting's image, good! But where... the FUCK is Joey Ryan?

Dixie fucking announced it on Twitter days ago.

Anybody got me a hook-up on a replay?

This was one of the better ppvs from both WWE and TNA for months.

It wasn't terrible. Best TNA PPV I've seen. And Over the Limit wasn't very good but before that was Extreme Rules which was night and day compared to anything TNA could do.

Here is Part 1 on DailyMotion. I know DailyMotion sucks, but its the best I can find right now.

Going to do running commentary while I watch TNA Slammiversary X (2012):

Intro video is nice. Don West's voice is annoying.

Jesus Christ, we're opening with Hulk Hogan and him letting the crowd jack him off for 15 minutes.

Pan over of the entire arena makes TNA look like an actual fucking promotion.

Hulk Hogan welcomes us to Slammiversary, brothers. Apparently, tonight is a celebration of 10 years of TNA iMPACT WRESTLING, jack!

We need to be bolted down because the next 10 years will be just as awesome, brother. LOL @ TNA lasting 10 more years or Hogan still being there.

"TNA is shooting to the moon, dude." he says.

Hogan is going to push buttons. He is going old school. Opening match is Samoa Joe vs Austin Aries. WOWWWWWWZA, dude!

WOW, ITS FOR THE TITLE! ITS FOR THE TITLE! ITS FOR THE TITLE!

Mike Tenay is verbally fellating Hogan over this decision.

I really can't stand how they call their guy the general manager. Why not also make him "Executive Vice President of Talent Relations".

I hate Samoa Joe's face.

Stupid fucking mohawk.

Austin Aries is coming out with a bad ass cape.

Tazz just called Dallas a town full of homophobes. "Most people don't go walkin' through Dallas,Texas in a cape!"

I wonder if it pisses Samoa Joe off that CM Punk will be an infinitely bigger star than him. #JealousyAmongFriends

VICIOUS KNEES! VICIOUS CHOPS!

WOW, HE HURRICANRANA'D SAMOA JOE!

Samoa Joe looking all cocky after countering a move like the fat ugly-faced douche he is.

Wow, roundhouse by Joe. I wish I could stand looking at Joe's face because he is fucking good.

"lackadaisical cover" by The Samoa Hideous-faced Machine

Crowd is chanting something, but it is inaudible and annoying. As I typed that, they switch to clapping.

Nice suicide-dive by Aries.

Dueling chants from the crowd. Tenay acknowledges this. Thankfully, they aren't calling either man "controversial".

Aries kicks out of a modified "Emerald Fusion" by Joe. Nice...

Both men resorting to stiff striking before Aries goes for a Suplex on the Rotund Ragehead.

Samoa Joe counters another hurricanrana attempt into a powerbomb. Fuck, I hate dailymotion.

Correction: After the DailyMotion ad, Samoa Joe has him in a crab and into a crossface and now into a rollup.

Samoa Joe adjusting himself as he walks into the corner. Aries punches him. Stiff shots...Joe headbutting him repeatedly.

Joe looks into the crowd. Poor crowd.

Aries propped on top rope. GOING FOR THE MUSCLEBUSTER!

Punches by Aries stops it. Uh oh...Joe punches and goes for Superplex. Aries battle out again. MONGOLIAN CHOP! FUCK YEAH!

JOE FALLS DOWN! 450 SPLASH! JESUS THAT WAS AWESOME! BUT JOE KICKS OUT BECAUSE HE IS A FAT SACK OF SHIT WITH AN UGLY FACE!

Both men selling the the move. Battling on their knees. Exchanging blows.

Samoa Joe holding his sides. Aries up punching away at the Ugly Faced Assassin. Joe locks in a Rear Naked Choke.

Aries counters with the flip over the choke to get a pin. Always a neat spot.

Aries runs at Joe in the corner and gets slammed.

Joe gives a mean face to the crowd. Seriously, I can't stand his face and fake "GRRRRRR IM INTENSE AND A BADASS" bullshit.

Muscle Buster Attempt #2 countered into a Crucifix/Neckbreaker thing. Stiff kicks from Aries. Holy shit they are popping.

ARIES GETS HIM UP FOR THE BRAINBUSTER AND THE PIN!!! Impressive.

Austin Aries might be good enough to be in WWE. Samoa Joe's face will cause him to be stuck in the never-ending black hole of hell that is TNA.

Good match, but St. Jimmy certainly oversold this bout.

Texas Flag waving to some corny country/rock instrumental. Fuck you.

Tazz and Tenay at ringside! Tazz is too good for this shit. He needs to be in WWE.

Tazz/Tenay wasting time. Tenay needs to go back to being the 3rd man in the booth who only talks every 15 minutes and only says a couple of sentences.

Fan won competition to ring the bell for the 2nd match of the night.

KID KASH IS BACK IN TNA! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY Sheesh.

His opponent is HERNANDEZ (who is also returning).

I wonder who will win this one. Why the fuck is Kid Kash on the card? When did they announce this? I'm betting on SuperMex winning...since he has actually been consistently booked by TNA in the past 5 years.

Where is Hernandez' old stable-mate who was like Mexican X-Pac?

I'm taking a piss and not even going to pause this. BRB

Can you stop saying Tazz. It may fuck up a vanity search if I ever decide to do one.

Damn it, Part 3 ended while I was taking a piss. I didn't miss much and I have to sit through another fucking ad for "Lizard Lick Towing".

No. He is fucking TAZZ.

Kid Kash looks good, though. Stiff chops. Really lame looking arm hold by Kash.

Now in a less shitty looking armbreaker.

More stiff chops. Now some stiff kicks.

Holy shit at that flying dragonrana faceplant armbreaker thingy. Tornado DDT followed. SuperMex is hanging on...and slingshot shoulder block out of nowhere by SuperMex.

I'm gonna go delete that nice comment I made in my 10k thread now :o

Tazz has a boner for Kid Kash.

Hernandez gaining the momentum now. Cena-esque. Uh oh, STINGERSPLASH BY SUPERMEX!

Kash taking a breather.

GOD DAMN, SUPERMEX WITH A FLYING BODY PRESS TO THE OUTSIDE!

Damn, Hernandez must be auditioning for WWE because he is looking amazing right now with the athletic stuff he is doing.

Tazz with a shoutout to Sahadi. How fucking bush league is that shit? Good job on the camera angle, director. THAT IS HIS FUCKING JOB!

Hernandez wins in a good bout. Hernandez looked really good.

Moment #3 in TNA history is... AJ STYLES VS JERRY LYNN in the finals of the tournament to crown the first ever X-Division Champion.

Robbie E and Robbie T out now. Can't believe this shit is still going.

Tazz is dropping crazy amount of Texas stereotypes. Fuck you.

Garrett Bischoff and Devon are there opponents. Fuck this shit.

Garrett Bischoff is why I hate TNA. Along with Hogan and Samoa Joe's face. And Kurt Angle not being in WWE.

Devon looking impressive. Garrett Bischoff looking like a sack of shit because that is what he is. Like Samoa Joe's face.

Garrett Bischoff can't even get tights. He is wearing pants made to look like windpants. What in the holy mother of fuck is that bush league bullshit?

Orton-esque clotheslines by Garrett on Robbie E.

Robbie T is tagged in. I wonder if he misses having sex with Orlando Jordan.

Madison Rayne is now ripping off AJ from WWE and giving creepy sexy looks to wrestlers. She wants to see Robbie E's velvet rope or Eric Bischoff paid her $1,000 to fuck Garrett and make him get rid of that stupid fucking tattoo on his chest.

Tazz and Tenay talking about tanning as this clip comes to an end. I now hope to listen to the fucking ad for Lizard Lick Towing now.

DailyMotion wouldn't be so bad if they had different ads. I've seen this same fucking ad 5 times now for Lizard Lick Towing.

What the fuck? There is a God! Part 4 ended in the middle of the Bischoff/Devon vs Jersey Pricks match and Part 5 opens in the middle of RVD/Anderson/Hardy.

I see what you mean about Anderson's hair.

RVD did a spot where he crashed and burned on a 5*FS after a superplex by Anderson on Hardy. Shit looked way to choreographed.

"This is wrestling" chant. Shut the fuck up, you cunts.

They were actually chanting it angrily because they were lured in thinking it was a giant strip club.

"THIS IS WRESTLING! :mad:"

RVD has evolved as much in the past 10 years as Brock Lesnar's mic skills have improved in the past 10 years.

Good match, but it's all "neat spots" and no real story going on. FFS, the winner gets a title shot on iMPACT and all they can do is stand there or sit there as their opponent takes forever to do highly choreographed moves.

"This is awesome! RVD!" chant. Shut the fuck up, you cunts.

Hardy nailed the Swonton Bomb, but the Brunette Bomber Mr. Anderson breaks it up.

RVD/Anderson have nice exchange. Mic Check - Pinfall. Mr. Anderson wins! I can't wait for TNA to do the epic Orton/Anderson feud in Autumn 2013.

JB's voice is fucking horrible. Why is he an announcer or interviewer?

Crimson's cocky gimmick is better than his previous gimmick of being an angry guy who served in the military.

Crimson needs to stop that stupid "shave strips out of my beard" thing. I wonder if his brother Amazing Red will do a run-in.

Crimson seems to have natural mic skills, but it might just be he isn't insanely uncomfortable and awkward like Dixie Carter.

I want to see Christian's appearance.

FFS, CAN I SEE SOME OTHER AD THAN THE LIZARD LICK SHOW ON TRUTV?@?!?!?!!?! MOTHER FUCKER

The uploader's mistake spared me the Bischoff match. Part 5 and Part 6 are the same clip. Hope nothing important happened between the Bischoff match and the 3-way.

FUCK NOW I HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THIS LIZARD LICK AD AGAIN

I seriously want to shoot the Lizard Lick Towing Co.'s staff in the face with a bazooka now.

Crimson continuing his "cocky heel" gimmick. Oh man, Crimson made a wonderful joke. "They say everything is bigger in Texas. They weren't kidding...I'm seeing the biggest groups of losers I've ever seen!" ***HEEL HEAT***

Now Crimson is attacking the sports teams. Jesus, this man is truly innovative.

JS, what browser are you using? get that Ad Blocker Plus add-on

LOL

TNA fans actually think TNA could afford Goldberg to challenge Crimson. HAHAHAHAHAHAH LOLOLOLOL

TENNESSEE COWBOY JAMES STORM! FUCK YEAH!

I love this. Arrogant yankee talks shit and now SOUTHERN JUSTICE will reign down upon the red-headed sack of shit.

Crimson's backstage promo before his match was pretty good. He is comfortable on the mic and something about his voice seems nice and "heely". Can't quite put my finger on it.

Firefox. Adding ASAP. I can't handle another fucking Lizard Lick ad. Seriously...

That doesn't work for ads within a video does it??

He really is comfortable on the mic and the cocky thing works. Nothing is worse than a guy doing a heel promo and him being uncomfortable and awkward.

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When I relaunched Firefox after installing, it didn't air it. It aired on every single load previously. Owenbrown may have kept me from killing myself trying to watch a TNA ppv.

Mondo, quit stealing my fucking thunder.

James Storm not even taking off his coat to whoop some Yankee ass. I love James Storm.

SteeleStat: James Steele's favorite TNA match is the "Texas Deathmatch" between James Storm and Chris Harris at Sacrifice 2007.

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The streak is over and James Storm is going bonkers in Arlington, Texas!

Back to JB with Austin Aries.

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nah, just jk...carry on.

Holy shit, Austin Aries just cut a got-damn'd promo. Hope TNA treats him right.

The #2 moment in TNA history is...HULK HOGAN SIGNING WITH TNA!

FUCKINGSHOCKERBROTHER

Too bad they used Christian's remixed TNA theme that they gave him near the end of his run. His original theme was much better. Thought the remix kinda killed it.

Oh man, you're in the middle of the "Texas rules, fuck everyone else" portion of the show.

Dixie Carter coming to the ring. She will probably announce that AJ Styles has the biggest cock in wrestling and will be named "Executive Vice President of Executive Relations"

Nothing wrong with that. #ProudTexan

God, the TNA circle jerk is so annoying. It's bad enough when WWE gives themselves a blowjob but they can do it because they are wrestling.

Yeah. It annoyed me a bit too. Also didn't appreciate Hogan's presence.

LOL...the guy quit uploading as Dixie was going to do something other than talk about how great TNA and its fans are. FUCK. Gotta go find a new uploader.

HAHA FOUND IT!!! PM me and I'll give you a link.

"Thank you, Dixie" chant. STFU.

King Mo going to debut?

Dixie talking about how great the wrestlers of TNA are...

...in bed.

Tazz saying how great this roster is. I have to agree. TNA has the most athletically gifted roster in the world which is why it is such a shame they have NEVER had a clue how to fucking use them.

LOL

Why is JB with the roster?

Sting going into the Hall of Fame. Hogan said Sting is wrestling's biggest star today. Apparently, Hogan wasn't in Miami in April.

I wish Sting would be willing to go into the WWE Hall of Fame. They'd do it 1,000,000 times better than anything TNA will do.

Crimson is breaking kayfabe like a mother fucker right now.

Holy shit, Hogan is putting Sting over...CLEAN! ROFL

Sting is the fucking man, though. He deserves better than this bush league bullshit promotion.

"Thank you, Sting!" chant. See TNA fans, those chants mean a lot more when they are deserved. "Yes!" chants now. WTF...are you going to break out in a "Let's go Cena! Cena Sucks!" chant?

Dixie doesn't want to distract Sting from his big match later, but she would like to suck your cock in celebration.

Sting needs to do one run in WWE so the entire wrestling world knows just how good he is.

Awesome. Tenay is now blowing Sting and TNA.

Tazz stumbling over his words in an attempt to get a piece of his cock as well.

Knockouts Championship Match is up now.

HOLY SHIT AT THAT POP FOR MISS TESSMACHER!

TEXAS PRIDE BITCHES

Gail Kim has awesome music.

Is Droford's brother the referee for this match?