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ClockShot 07-09-2012 10:50 PM

Inspector Italiano on the case, here.

Droford 07-09-2012 10:50 PM

its swoggle

ClockShot 07-09-2012 10:50 PM

Hi Swog.

Frank Drebin 07-09-2012 10:51 PM

who said it was hornswaggle??? Someone did

Blakeamus 07-09-2012 10:51 PM

bs

Damndirty 07-09-2012 10:51 PM

Swog's push?

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 3916626)
Also, I seriously think Santino is about to crack the huge mystery of the Raw GM is a completely throw away moment. lol

HAH!

Immortal Moose 07-09-2012 10:51 PM

Huh.

Emperor Smeat 07-09-2012 10:51 PM

So Lock Jaw has been Hornswoggle this whole time

Frank Drebin 07-09-2012 10:51 PM

this sucks so much.

Blakeamus 07-09-2012 10:51 PM

Hornswoggle heel turn

Rollermacka 07-09-2012 10:51 PM

:lol: Hornswoggle heel turn.

Poit 07-09-2012 10:51 PM

He is a McMahon!

Corndad 07-09-2012 10:51 PM

Hornswoggle lol He's out for any long standing pointless angle

RKO'em 07-09-2012 10:51 PM

wow.

Droford 07-09-2012 10:51 PM

lockjaw is swoggle..swoggle is lockjaw..ugh

Cool King 07-09-2012 10:51 PM

Hornswoggle. :roll:

ClockShot 07-09-2012 10:52 PM

SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

parkmania 07-09-2012 10:52 PM

Anticlimax is anticlimactic.

McLegend 07-09-2012 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Drebin (Post 3916695)
who said it was hornswaggle??? Someone did

It was me.

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 10:52 PM

Lawler: "Hornswoggle!? Are you the one that's been causing all this misery!?"

Hornswoggle: "Yes. And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!"

Malfeitor 07-09-2012 10:52 PM

Good fucking god.

KIRA 07-09-2012 10:52 PM

Uh huh what did I say about WWE writers storyline payoffs

Blakeamus 07-09-2012 10:53 PM

I guess they just said fuck it...let's blow this angle...

Damndirty 07-09-2012 10:53 PM

I think this angle is to make people shut up about it and know that there are no real writers, but the wrestlers are doing this as it goes.

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KIRA (Post 3916715)
Uh huh what did I say about WWE writers storyline payoffs

lol. What timing!

Rollermacka 07-09-2012 10:53 PM

What's next? Hornswoggle comming out with a 5 O'Clock shadow and playing a weight belt like a guitar :shifty:

Volare 07-09-2012 10:53 PM

I can't believe I'm gonna say this. That was fucking TNA level shit right there. What in the fuck is going on.

Blakeamus 07-09-2012 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KIRA (Post 3916715)
Uh huh what did I say about WWE writers storyline payoffs

They have their hit and misses.

Droford 07-09-2012 10:54 PM

we need to pay off who drove the hummer while were at it

Damndirty 07-09-2012 10:54 PM

Why should they care, 1000th episode is the only show that matters right now, right?

Damndirty 07-09-2012 10:55 PM

TNA wouldn't even stoop that low.

Blakeamus 07-09-2012 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Damndirty (Post 3916724)
Why should they care, 1000th episode is the only show that matters right now, right?

People will forget about it by then.

Frank Drebin 07-09-2012 10:55 PM

Is Patrice O'Neal still writing this shit??

Tom Guycott 07-09-2012 10:55 PM

Hornswoggle never actually said "yes". He's a plant in place as Lock Jaw's exit strategy.


#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Droford (Post 3916723)
we need to pay off who drove the hummer while were at it

It was all Hornswoggle.

The hummer, GTV, pulling up the briefcase so Austin couldn't reach it.

It was Hornswoggle. It was Hornswoggle all along.

Blakeamus 07-09-2012 10:56 PM

main event time for ten minutes...

Corndad 07-09-2012 10:56 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Bob backlund on the <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523raw">#raw</a> I come and beat the fuck out of him again for <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523wwe">#wwe</a></p>&mdash; The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) <a href="https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/222524135019003904" data-datetime="2012-07-10T02:54:22+00:00">July 10, 2012</a></blockquote>
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Damndirty 07-09-2012 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blakeamus (Post 3916726)
People will forget about it by then.

Cena fans already forgot.

Frank Drebin 07-09-2012 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Droford (Post 3916723)
we need to pay off who drove the hummer while were at it

GTV too

Ruien 07-09-2012 10:56 PM

Pretty sure it was common knowledge the WWE writers had no idea where the GM angle was going to go towards the end, hence they dropped it. This was just something to tie up a loose angle. It was fun for the kiddies and that is what matters so stop your bitching.

parkmania 07-09-2012 10:56 PM

"Hey guys! Our target market has forgotten about the Anonymous GM. Let's bring him back for a night during the buildup to the 1000th Raw."

"If we do that, we'll have to reveal who it was."

"Oh yeah... Um, how about Hornswoggle?"

"BRILLIANT!!!!!"

Tom Guycott 07-09-2012 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rollermacka (Post 3916720)
What's next? Hornswoggle comming out with a 5 O'Clock shadow and playing a weight belt like a guitar :shifty:

More like an unpainted 5 o'clock shadow, a Yankees jersey, and a New York accent.

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Drebin (Post 3916727)
Is Patrice O'Neal still writing this shit??

It would probably still be a better option. And they wouldn't have to actually pay him.

ClockShot 07-09-2012 10:57 PM

This is gonna be a real fast tag match.

Then again, that is the trend tonight.

Droford 07-09-2012 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 3916729)
It was all Hornswoggle.

The hummer, GTV, pulling up the briefcase so Austin couldn't reach it.

It was Hornswoggle. It was Hornswoggle all along.

that little bastard

Volare 07-09-2012 10:57 PM

Zackdown! Sweet.

Tom Guycott 07-09-2012 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruien (Post 3916736)
Pretty sure it was common knowledge the WWE writers had no idea where the GM angle was going to go towards the end, hence they dropped it. This was just something to tie up a loose angle. It was fun for the kiddies and that is what matters so stop your bitching.

He did it... for da Rock! Also, was behind GTV.

el bobbo 07-09-2012 10:58 PM

Here come's Eve's tits. And here is her ass!!!

ClockShot 07-09-2012 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Drebin (Post 3916727)
Is Patrice O'Neal still writing this shit??

Yes. From beyond the grave.

Evil Vito 07-09-2012 10:58 PM

<font color=goldenrod>I rarely say this...but this has legitimately been one of the worst Raws I've ever seen. There just haven't been many redeeming qualities about it at all.

Hopefully SmackDown is better this week.</font>

Tom Guycott 07-09-2012 10:58 PM

... GORRAMMIT!!!

Damndirty 07-09-2012 10:59 PM

Zackdown matters!

Droford 07-09-2012 10:59 PM

daniel bryan's future is a motivational speker gimmk

Rollermacka 07-09-2012 10:59 PM

Just realized with Horswoggle as the GM, Vanilla Midgets really are in control of the WWE

Frank Drebin 07-09-2012 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClockShot (Post 3916746)
Yes. From beyond the grave.

Always knew his talents were out of this world.

Wake Up Call 07-09-2012 11:01 PM

Thank god I watched TNA last night, atleast that show made me still want to be a wrestling fan. This Raw, for the final Raw going into a PPV, was terrible.

Damndirty 07-09-2012 11:01 PM

Swog is the higher power behind the higher power over the Ministry.

ClockShot 07-09-2012 11:01 PM

Punk's a week late with the red, white, and blue ring gear.

Droford 07-09-2012 11:01 PM

has anyone gone back and figured out how many continuity errors there are wuth swog as the anonymous raw gm

Cool King 07-09-2012 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vito Cruz (Post 3916747)
<font color=goldenrod>I rarely say this...but this has legitimately been one of the worst Raws I've ever seen. There just haven't been many redeeming qualities about it at all.

Hopefully SmackDown is better this week.</font>

Yeah, I've really not enjoyed Raw tonight. :-\

Damndirty 07-09-2012 11:02 PM

WHOA, AJ just popped Eve's tit

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vito Cruz (Post 3916747)
<font color=goldenrod>I rarely say this...but this has legitimately been one of the worst Raws I've ever seen. There just haven't been many redeeming qualities about it at all.

Hopefully SmackDown is better this week.</font>

I mean... they already forgot about the anonymous GM because the writers are fucking retarded and like to start shit without a plan and then let it die out with no climax.

So, with that being said, it's not like Hornswoggle being revealed as the guy RUINED anything. It did make me laugh though in a "Holy shit, they really did it" way.

Frank Drebin 07-09-2012 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Droford (Post 3916758)
has anyone gone back and figured out how many continuity errors there are wuth swog as the anonymous raw gm

DID YOU KNOW:
THERE ARE MORE CONTINUITY ERRORS IN THAT THAN ALL THE RAWS......COMBINED???

Tom Guycott 07-09-2012 11:04 PM

All I can think of seeing Punk's attire right now:


ClockShot 07-09-2012 11:04 PM

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Droford 07-09-2012 11:04 PM

lol dael brysn lets aj win

Volare 07-09-2012 11:05 PM

CM Punk Self High Five!!

Cool King 07-09-2012 11:05 PM

What's with everyone abandoning their tag team partners during matches recently.

Pretty much everyone has been doing it.

Droford 07-09-2012 11:05 PM

should give up his title match for her

Rollermacka 07-09-2012 11:06 PM

(looks at clock) Wait a minute.... that was the main event?

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6vxiQ9JCKvE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Droford 07-09-2012 11:06 PM

heel turn fr punk

Damndirty 07-09-2012 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 3916764)
I mean... they already forgot about the anonymous GM because the writers are fucking retarded and like to start shit without a plan and then let it die out with no climax.

So, with that being said, it's not like Hornswoggle being revealed as the guy RUINED anything. It did make me laugh though in a "Holy shit, they really did it" way.

We don't have alot of options for wrestling these days.

parkmania 07-09-2012 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Droford (Post 3916758)
has anyone gone back and figured out how many continuity errors there are wuth swog as the anonymous raw gm

Give the IWC 10 minutes, will ya?

Frank Drebin 07-09-2012 11:07 PM

Cue Kane's Pyro

Droford 07-09-2012 11:07 PM

laugh atbthat was awesome

Corndad 07-09-2012 11:07 PM

Come Home AJ! Come Home!

ClockShot 07-09-2012 11:08 PM

<IFRAME height=315 src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WWaLxFIVX1s" frameBorder=0 width=420 allowfullscreen></IFRAME>

Uh huh.

Damndirty 07-09-2012 11:08 PM

What a dumb Raw....

Immortal Moose 07-09-2012 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vito Cruz (Post 3916747)
<font color=goldenrod>I rarely say this...but this has legitimately been one of the worst Raws I've ever seen. There just haven't been many redeeming qualities about it at all.

Hopefully SmackDown is better this week.</font>

I wholly agree.

Frank Drebin 07-09-2012 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Damndirty (Post 3916784)
What a dumb Raw....

yup :(

Rollermacka 07-09-2012 11:09 PM

.... and the Mid-day Stripper is again the main focus point of RAW

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 11:09 PM

Meh. Kinda wish she would have left with Bryan. Would have added another level of intrigue. As it went, nothing really changed from the beginning of the night to the end.

Savio 07-09-2012 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 3916788)
Meh. Kinda wish she would have left with Bryan. Would have added another level of intrigue. As it went, nothing really changed from the beginning of the night to the end.

Totally agree.

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Droford (Post 3916758)
has anyone gone back and figured out how many continuity errors there are wuth swog as the anonymous raw gm

Already had the idea in my mind. Gonna do some research.

I wonder if Hornswoggle has been in the ring when the GM has been emailing before.

Savio 07-09-2012 11:12 PM

They were taping raw tonight too?

Crimson 07-09-2012 11:13 PM

Dont think WWE has any idea what to do with AJ..they're just milking it and then she will be back lost in the divas shuffle within a month.

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool King (Post 3916771)
What's with everyone abandoning their tag team partners during matches recently.

Pretty much everyone has been doing it.

Oddly enough, Kane/Cena... not one of them.

FourFifty 07-09-2012 11:14 PM

Watched Raw without the aid of a laptop, and all I have to say is I was waiting for Daniel Byran to pull a ring out of his beard.

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson (Post 3916792)
Dont think WWE has any idea what to do with AJ..they're just milking it and then she will be back lost in the divas shuffle within a month.

As with all their major storylines. I've been saying it all thread. It seriously how they go about writing.

Jericho's silent promo return, Ryder, Eve, Kane and Cena, Anonymous GM, etc.

Blakeamus 07-09-2012 11:16 PM

Wasn't the best. But surely wasn't the worst. Seriously should of just had Morgan Freeman narrate the MITB concept instead of Cena...or better yet, narrate the whole show for that matter...would of been the best RAW hands down.

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FourFifty (Post 3916794)
Watched Raw without the aid of a laptop, and all I have to say is I was waiting for Daniel Byran to pull a ring out of his beard.

:lol:

Emperor Smeat 07-09-2012 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson (Post 3916792)
Dont think WWE has any idea what to do with AJ..they're just milking it and then she will be back lost in the divas shuffle within a month.

Wouldn't be surprised if she was originally meant to be with Kane before the sudden drop of him from the Bryan-Punk feud.

He joins in randomly for about a month then drops out with a pretty random excuse of AJ being too crazy.

Blakeamus 07-09-2012 11:17 PM

I think my Tipster gut feeling is telling me to pick Bryan over Punk by some accidental mess up by AJ.

Damndirty 07-09-2012 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson (Post 3916792)
Dont think WWE has any idea what to do with AJ..they're just milking it and then she will be back lost in the divas shuffle within a month.

I think you're on the money with that. It was a random thing that just so happened to work, but as far as a plan with it, none whatsoever.

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 11:20 PM

Yeah, they did a fine job of not letting the Punk and Bryan hype drop off though like I said, the way the night began, it looked like they could have made a nice little intriguing cliffhanger at the end instead of circling back to square one.

As for the rest of the card, not a great job of building heat. And there's still only four matches on the card meaning there's likely gonna be a couple throw away Superstars level matches despite the fact that they've had ample time to build to rivalries. The writers just don't try. It's sad.

Savio 07-09-2012 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by parkmania (Post 3916622)
R-Truth/Kofi vs Hunico/Camacho at the PPV preshow??? I thought the Prime Time Players were #1 contenders.

Word

Blakeamus 07-09-2012 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Damndirty (Post 3916801)
I think you're on the money with that. It was a random thing that just so happened to work, but as far as a plan with it, none whatsoever.

I believe they wouldn't be giving her such a big spot in a feud such as this, if they didn't have anything set in stone from the start. I'm sure in the beginning, it was a hit or miss but it ended up creating a big buzz and I'm certain this will have a nice payoff that will satisfy the viewers.

Damndirty 07-09-2012 11:23 PM

Come to think of it... this does seem to indicate that the writing team is planning nothing! It looks very random, and they're only keeping a so-called storyline going as long as people respond to it. All in all, this is more of a spree than direction.

Blakeamus 07-09-2012 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savior (Post 3916806)
Word

Primetime Players are getting the "Cryme Tyme" treatment?


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