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Evil Vito 05-09-2014 06:17 PM

Josh Gordon facing a season-long suspension.

Forever LOLBrowns

Kris P Lettus 05-09-2014 06:38 PM

Johnny Football can throw the ball to himself

Ermaximus 05-09-2014 07:05 PM

Josh Gordon and Justin Blackmon should form a tag team in TNA.

Kris P Lettus 05-09-2014 07:45 PM

Ermaximus' dick just exploded

Evil Vito 05-09-2014 08:04 PM

<font color=goldenrod>Giants take C Weston Richburg from Colorado State. Projected as a 3rd-4th rounder by most and Reese takes him early 2nd. Better be damn good. We needed a tackle.</font>

Ermaximus 05-09-2014 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kris P Lettus (Post 4425246)
Ermaximus' dick just exploded

Bortles to Lee. Get used to hearing it.

Ermaximus 05-09-2014 09:24 PM

Yeah, Smelly Meatball, Mallet is going to be traded.

Emperor Smeat 05-09-2014 09:26 PM

:lol: Willie McGinest taunting the crowd before the Pats pick.

ClockShot 05-09-2014 09:29 PM

Denver fills the hole left by Eric Decker with Cody Latimer. If the Thomas' and Welker show him how things are done, he could be a monster in no time.

Droford 05-09-2014 11:07 PM

The Browns probably traded up late in the 3rd to get Terrance West out of Towson, I was hoping the Ravens would have got him.

MrSmokeydogg7 05-10-2014 12:32 PM

Gordon facing season-long suspension for testing positive for Marijuana. Sucks for the Browns

Nark Order 05-10-2014 12:54 PM

Silly rule or not, that can't happen. Josh Gordon, what the fuck.

Krimzon7 05-10-2014 06:56 PM

Dear AJ McCarron,

I hated you for so long. You're from Alabama...and I root for Georgia. It's gonna be tough to initially cheer for you, when I think of how you carved my heart out in the SEC Championship game a couple years ago.

BUT THEN, I think of the fact that we currently have the shit sandwich named Andy Dalton as our quarterback. He is such a perennial fuck up, that he makes it easy for me to cheer for you. PLEASE SAVE US FROM THIS SHIT EATING GINGER! Bring your game management challenges(and your fucking smoking wife) to Cincy, and deliver us to a playoff win and game manage us to the SuperBowl.

Love,

K7

PS: don't bother showing up without that fine piece of ass you motherfucker.

Krimzon7 05-10-2014 06:56 PM

Hard Knocks is gonna be in St. Louis....Michael Sam just got drafted

Hanso Amore 05-10-2014 11:28 PM

I was going to make a post about how all the black players had white girlfriends on ESPN coverage. Not one with a black girlfriend.

Like im fine with interacial couples I just thought it was funny that literally EVERY college player is banging a southern white girl.

Then I see Michael Sam with his white boyfriend.

AM I A RACIST?!?>!?

Tom Guycott 05-11-2014 12:37 AM

Maybe you are, but that doesn't stop the pattern from emerging.

Crimson 05-11-2014 01:35 AM

Yea we don't need to see them friggin kissing. Sickkkk

Evil Vito 05-11-2014 11:01 AM

<font color=goldenrod>I'm absolutely gutted that Octavias McKoy from WCSU didn't go anywhere. As a Division 3 player I knew it was very unlikely that a team was going to invest a draft pick on him, but I figured he'd at least be one of the dozens of guys signed right after the draft. All I see when I search his name on Twitter are tweets before the draft, so if he did sign somewhere none of the beat writers for that respective team have bothered to report it. I'm guessing he may still get brought in on a tryout basis for a team, but sucks that he didn't get signed. Whether he made it to a 53 man roster or not, just seeing a guy from WCSU in the NFL somewhere would have been a big boost for the program.</font>

weather vane 05-11-2014 11:31 AM

Liking the Dolphins draft... Not all that sexy but smart.

owenbrown 05-11-2014 01:27 PM

Tennessee's draft:

http://www.nfl.com/draft/2014/tracke...team-input:ten

Jake Locker's hurt and Chris Johnson's gone, so I guess we will see what happens. Don't think they can steal wins from good teams on this upcoming season's schedule unlike last year. This past season as close as some of their losses were, they could have had a 12-4 record at best. I would have been happy with 10 wins and a playoff berth. We'll see how it goes.

Ermaximus 05-11-2014 02:56 PM

Titans still have a better QB corps than the Texans do so, you've got that going for you.

Clerk 05-14-2014 07:58 AM

Man i could have played in the NFL would have been a star QB. My HS Stats: Completions/ATT 7,093/8,726 Yards: 17,398 Passing TD's: 739 Rush TD's: 93

Wehttam 05-14-2014 08:56 AM

clerk is a 16 year old kid who lives in chicago with his single mother.

fyi

road doggy dogg 05-14-2014 08:58 AM

is she hot

Wehttam 05-14-2014 09:01 AM

no, looks like lots of acne

road doggy dogg 05-14-2014 09:07 AM

:[

Emperor Smeat 05-15-2014 03:08 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-cards="hidden" lang="en"><p>THIS JUST IN: Browns agree to terms with former Cowboys WR Miles Austin. <a href="http://t.co/e7rphHUHCz">pic.twitter.com/e7rphHUHCz</a></p>&mdash; SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) <a href="https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/statuses/467017854593032192">May 15, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Ermaximus 05-15-2014 10:02 PM

Jags should trade Blackmon to the Browns for a 1st rounder. Imagine that WR corps in Cleveland then. Blackmon, Gordon, and Austin!

Who am I kidding? Between the 3 of them they might play for a combined 9 games.

Krimzon7 05-16-2014 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ermaximus (Post 4429944)
Jags should trade Blackmon to the Browns for a 1st rounder. Imagine that WR corps in Cleveland then. Blackmon, Gordon, and Austin!

Who am I kidding? Between the 3 of them they might play for a combined 9 games.

how many years are you giving them to hit that number?

Ermaximus 05-16-2014 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krimzon7 (Post 4430144)
how many years are you giving them to hit that number?

Combined? 4 1/2

Emperor Smeat 05-20-2014 08:23 PM

Minneapolis to host the Super Bowl in 2018. Beat out both Indianapolis and New Orleans for the vote.

RoXer 05-24-2014 08:39 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BobypmoCQAAU7Zz.jpg:large

Evil Vito 05-27-2014 05:57 PM

<font color=goldenrod>Sean Lee suffered a non-contact injury to his left knee during OTAs. The Cowboys are fearing it is a torn ACL, which would end his season.</font>

#1-norm-fan 05-28-2014 09:28 PM

Sean Lee is an incredible player. His body is clearly not meant for football though. Jesus...

Evil Vito 06-02-2014 08:34 PM

<font color=goldenrod>Giants cut Will Hill following his third suspension for marijuana. He is going to miss the first 6 games of the season.

He'll probably stay within the NFC East. That's usually how these sort of things work. But whatever, fuck him. Good player but he can't get out of his own way.</font>

SlickyTrickyDamon 06-02-2014 09:45 PM

Fuck the NFL and their horseshit about weed. They act like it's just as harmful as any other drug. They've got their heads up their asses.

owenbrown 06-02-2014 10:00 PM

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/rHg7hfLN77Y" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

screech 06-02-2014 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vito Cruz (Post 4438542)
<font color=goldenrod>Sean Lee suffered a non-contact injury to his left knee during OTAs. The Cowboys are fearing it is a torn ACL, which would end his season.</font>

Read on yahoo today the Cowboys are apparently looking at Urlacher to fill that spot.

Evil Vito 06-02-2014 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 4443702)
Fuck the NFL and their horseshit about weed. They act like it's just as harmful as any other drug. They've got their heads up their asses.

<font color=goldenrod>I agree, but at the same time I have no sympathy for the players who get suspended for it, let alone multiple times like Hill and Gordon. Bullshit rule or not, it's still banned by the league. Can't just be all "well it's a dumb rule so I'm gonna do it anyway." Have some self control. You'll still be a young man when you're done playing, plenty of time to blaze up then.</font>

road doggy dogg 06-03-2014 12:31 AM

It's no different than any other salaried job that drug tests. Is it stupid? Probably. But it's the rule

McLegend 06-03-2014 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by screech (Post 4443748)
Read on yahoo today the Cowboys are apparently looking at Urlacher to fill that spot.

Lol this can't be true. He was washed when he retired. I don't think a year out of football can help that.

I mean I hope it's true, because it would be hilarious.

Innovator 06-03-2014 09:19 AM

Please be true

Kris P Lettus 06-03-2014 10:22 AM

Saints kickers training field

http://i.imgur.com/4OrGfOIh.jpg

Droford 06-03-2014 11:58 AM

You'd think it'd be indoors

Kris P Lettus 06-03-2014 01:23 PM

They have an indoor facility but I am working at the Pelicans complex attached to the Saints training facility. That practice field is right by where I am working.

P.s. Anthony Davis pulled up in his 2015 Rolls Royce Wraith. Sick fucking car.

Hanso Amore 06-03-2014 04:13 PM

COol story bro

Kris P Lettus 06-03-2014 09:35 PM

Why yes, Matthew. It was very cool getting a behind the scenes view of my favorite professional sports team's training facility.

Thanks for the compliment.

Emperor Smeat 06-04-2014 04:53 PM

49ers and Colin Kaepernick agree to a 6 year, $110 million contract extension

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Colin Kaepernick will reportedly make the most guaranteed money in NFL history ($61 million). Here's who he'll pass » <a href="http://t.co/TKZVngTvZZ">pic.twitter.com/TKZVngTvZZ</a></p>&mdash; SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) <a href="https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/statuses/474285056954236928">June 4, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Droford 06-04-2014 05:19 PM

Flacco and Kaepernick will probably be linked forever by <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">the McDonalds Mighty Wing fiasco</span> Super Bowl 47 , but at least Flacco won a Super Bowl.

And yet people bitched that Flacco didn't deserve the money he got. Stats wise Flacco was just as good as, if not better than Kaepernick with worse recievers and an incompetent offensive scheme for the last few years. Flacco's gotten to the Conference championship too and choked just like Kaepernick did.. they,re giving him $61 mil guaranteed for essentially a year and a half and no ones thinking that's a joke..lol

road doggy dogg 06-04-2014 05:39 PM

There's probably a dozen QBs in the NFL I'd take over both Flacco or Kaepernick

Droford 06-04-2014 05:39 PM

Hell, Tony Romo deserves his $55 million guaranteed money way more than Kaepernick.

I also can't wait to see what kind of deal Andy Dalton gets from the Bengals. If he gets any kind of money like that lit he might as well put on a mask and run out of the Bengals HQ the day he signs cause he's robbing them blind.

Emperor Smeat 06-05-2014 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ESPN
The NFL draft could land in New York City, Chicago or Los Angeles next year.

League spokesman Brian McCarthy said Thursday that the league is "focusing" on those three cities as potential host sites for the 2015 draft, although other cities remain in the mix.

The regular host site of the draft, Radio City Music Hall in New York, will not be available next year, according to multiple reports.

The league also is looking at moving the dates of next year's draft to either April 22-25 or April 29-May 2, McCarthy said.


road doggy dogg 06-08-2014 10:45 AM

I'm more apologetic of all the Johnny Manziel stuff than most (I don't particularly dislike him)... but the Padres drafting him is just... ugh. C'mon

Droford 06-08-2014 10:58 AM

Johnny Two Sports

Innovator 06-12-2014 12:18 PM

Jon Beason just carted off practice field

Evil Vito 06-12-2014 12:37 PM

God dammit.

DrA 06-12-2014 12:50 PM

Linebacker for a linebacker.

Evil Vito 06-13-2014 11:39 AM

<font color=goldenrod>Beason out 12 weeks with a foot fracture, which would still put him on track to be ready for the season opener if he heals according to schedule.</font>

Innovator 06-13-2014 02:53 PM

Phew

road doggy dogg 06-18-2014 11:10 AM

What's all this hullabaloo about the Redskins trademark being dropped or some piss? They gonna have to change their name finally?

Kris P Lettus 06-18-2014 11:54 AM

The Washington Brownskins

Droford 06-18-2014 02:26 PM

The ruling only means he can't sue other people for using the term Redskins but if there's such a backlash towards them using it, who would want to call anything Redskins? Plus the logo is still protected through the NFL.

road doggy dogg 06-18-2014 02:31 PM

change the logo to a redskin potato

Evil Vito 07-05-2014 03:36 PM

<font color=goldenrod>Josh Gordon arrested for DWI.

He doesn't get it. He just doesn't get it.</font>

SlickyTrickyDamon 07-05-2014 07:57 PM

Alcoholism is a disease. I think that is what is preventing him from getting it.

James Steele 07-05-2014 09:18 PM

Sadly, many have to hit absolute rock bottom in order to realize and go get the help they need

Sepholio 07-06-2014 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by road doggy dogg (Post 4454230)
change the logo to a redskin potato

I support this.

Evil Vito 07-13-2014 09:58 PM

<font color=goldenrod>Oh shit, 3 weeks from right now I'll be watching Giants football. :love: It's the pointless Hall of Fame Game of course, but still...football.</FONT> :)

Innovator 07-13-2014 10:31 PM

Vito it's FOOTBALL

Evil Vito 07-13-2014 10:40 PM

<font color=goldenrod><s>FUTBOL</s> FOOTBALL!!!</font>

Kris P Lettus 07-15-2014 10:19 AM

Saints come to terms with Jimmy Golden Graham

http://www.nola.com/saints/index.ssf..._end_j_43.html

Droford 07-15-2014 11:12 AM

I keep having a bad feeling about this season for the Ravens and then I look at their schedule. if they can't go 11-5, then its probably going to be an awful year.

Bucs, Jaguars, Texans, Falcons, Titans, Browns (2) should all be wins which is 7.

Colts, Chargers and Dolphins are toss ups though I think the Chargers and Dolphins being near the end of the season helps the chances of winning 2 of them.

outside of Division games with Pittsburgh and Cincinnati, the two toughest games will be Panthers and at the Saints. Winning in new Orleans (when its not the Super Bowl) is hard..the Panthers in Baltimore will be rough too. 0-2 strong possibility.

They can split the Steeler/Bengal Series and still get 11 wins.

James Steele 07-15-2014 02:37 PM

You're adorable, Droford.

Ruien 07-15-2014 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Droford (Post 4469487)
Bucs, Jaguars, Texans, Falcons, Titans, Browns (2) should all be wins which is 7.

Falcons, Texans, and Browns will not be a cakewalk for Baltimore. Falcons will comeback to form this year so you should count them as a lose anyhow. They will go 1-1 with the Browns and the Texans will be a toss up. This is due to the fact Baltimore has a terrible team.

Ermaximus 07-15-2014 09:12 PM

Don't sleep on the Jags bitches.

screech 07-15-2014 09:37 PM

Can't remember the last time the Ravens swept the Browns.

Fuckin Browns

Droford 07-16-2014 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by screech (Post 4469743)
Can't remember the last time the Ravens swept the Browns.

Fuckin Browns

I feel bad if you can't remember all the way back to 2012. Prior to last year the last time the Browns beat the Ravens was a sweep in 07. I'm not seeing anything from the browns that says they're any better with Johnny Football. The Bengals have 2 additional games vs the Broncos and Patriots in addition to the Saints/Colts/Panther. The NFL also screwed them by making their bye week week 4. Steelers have an easier schedule and I could see them doing better this year.

Gary Kubiak running the Ravens offense is going to be a breath of fresh air. I've heard a lot of promising early reports. Obviously a lot will depend on what happens with Ray Rice but I think Pierce will be capable of filling in.

poopfromweiner dude 07-16-2014 01:38 AM

Hey Droford I heard some retards out on the mean streets arguing whether of not Joe Flacco is an elite NFL QB or not

Care to weigh in

screech 07-16-2014 06:10 AM

Fuckin Droford

Droford 07-18-2014 09:53 PM

http://deadspin.com/wife-of-ravens-p...d-h-1607127249

Michael Sam, Drake and Hitler..sadly i only know who two of em are.

Emperor Smeat 07-18-2014 11:38 PM

Location for next year's draft down to either Chicago or LA after New York got removed as a possible spot.

Evil Vito 07-20-2014 11:37 PM

<font color=goldenrod>Chris Snee expected to announce his retirement when Giants camp opens tomorrow.

Not surprising...but still, fuck. :( Sad to know that the last of the best Giants line I've watched has hung 'em up.

Diehl-Seubert-O'Hare-Snee-McKenzie 4 life.</font>

Innovator 07-21-2014 07:15 AM

Ugh

Evil Vito 07-21-2014 08:59 AM

<font color=goldenrod>If Snee were determined to play this year, I'm pretty positive he'd have started on the PUP list and would have missed at least 6 weeks. He couldn't even get through OTAs without his elbow flaring up. Just couldn't see a scenario in which he made the 53-man roster to start the year.

It's time. Saves Coughlin the awkwardness of cutting his son and law, at least.</font>

Evil Vito 07-21-2014 09:01 AM

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11...layton-mailbag

<font color=goldenrod>Word came out of the officials' camp in Dallas on Friday that the league is going to put an emphasis on calling more penalties in pass coverage. Former vice president of officiating Mike Pereira tweeted Friday that officials are being asked to call more interference, holding and illegal contact penalties... The idea is to create more offense. Scoring is already at an all-time high, but the NFL doesn't want scoring and offensive production to drop off. The Seahawks won the Super Bowl with their "Legion of Boom" defense. While it was fun to see defense back on the podium, the NFL doesn't want to see the sport go the way of baseball, which is dominated by pitching and low-scoring games.

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Yep, let's further neuter defenses to may way for more offense. Clearly that's what the NFL needs.</font>

DaveBrawl 07-21-2014 10:14 AM

Rematch Seattle lets do this.

Innovator 07-21-2014 10:20 AM

Pretty soon they'll flag the defense for hitting with their shoulders when tackling.

Innovator 07-21-2014 10:32 AM

David Wilson, GOOD TO GO

DaveBrawl 07-21-2014 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 4473041)
Pretty soon they'll flag the defense for hitting with their shoulders when tackling.

Only cross body blocks allowed from this point forward.

Innovator 07-21-2014 12:05 PM

I now want to see Navorro Bowman do the Bray Wyatt cross body into someone

DaveBrawl 07-21-2014 03:23 PM

Gonna need it to be Marshawn Lynch so I have that little bit of extra insurance for my rematch.

Evil Vito 07-22-2014 03:32 PM

<font color=goldenrod>Not sure why I bothered checking social media for the latest Giants' training camp news. All it really amounts to is a billion posts of "OMG PLAYERS ARE ALREADY DROPPING LIKE FLIES!" because loads of guys cramped up, got dehydrated, came up lame, are sore, etc. it's like that the first day of practice for every NFL team.

I swear people read "so and so got carted off" and immediately think cart = season ending injury</font>

owenbrown 07-22-2014 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 4473041)
Pretty soon they'll flag the defense for just being on the field.

fixed

SlickyTrickyDamon 07-23-2014 12:10 AM

That's an arena football rule.

Droford 07-23-2014 05:15 AM

http://deadspin.com/this-is-a-browns-fan-pissing-on-art-modells-grave

wonder why an Ed Reed jersey..

also, wonder where Irsay is buried, I'm sure someone from Baltimore has packed up his tombstone in a mayflower truck and moved it somewhere..oh wait..that's not happened

DaveBrawl 07-23-2014 10:01 AM

Pat Bowlen stepping down as Broncos owner to deal with Alzheimer's. :'(

30 years as an owner, 6 Super Bowl appearances, 2 titles. Great owner and a great man.

Evil Vito 07-23-2014 04:15 PM

<font color=goldenrod>Sidney Rice retires at age 27.

Makes sense really. Seattle had Baldwin, Harvin, and Kearse ahead of him on the depth chart plus they drafted two WRs (Paul Richardson and Kevin Norwood) who would have figured to be locks for the team. That would have left Rice fighting for a possible 6th WR spot that probably would have been better served going to somebody who could contribute on special teams, like Ricardo Lockette.

He still made a good amount of money in his career and got a ring. His body keeps betraying him so probably best to hang 'em up now.</font>

Kris P Lettus 07-23-2014 04:24 PM

He will be back on another team.

ClockShot 07-23-2014 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaveBrawl (Post 4474674)
Pat Bowlen stepping down as Broncos owner to deal with Alzheimer's. :'(

30 years as an owner, 6 Super Bowl appearances, 2 titles. Great owner and a great man.

Better to go out on your own terms than get forced out. NFL's had their fair share of senile old bastards still running teams and making bad decisions/driving people crazy.

God bless Pat Bowlen. Broncos are in good hands.

road doggy dogg 07-24-2014 10:12 AM

Question about Rice. How does "retiring" affect things like free agent status, contract commitment etc? I know it's come up tons of times before (Favre being a recent example) but I forget how it all played out. If a player "retires" then say, in Rice's case, his body cooperates and 2 years later tries to break back into the league, are they just a UFA at that point? Would Seattle get any compensation? What's to stop players from retiring willy-nilly to get out of contracts? (legitimate question, I do not actually know how any of it works)


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