Here we go. WII U ANIMAL CROSSING

Oh fuck, AC party.... Fuck everything.

the fuck....... can't they just have an AC map or amiibo support in MP10

It looks like a totally different game. An even shittier one.

Yarn Yoshi is adorable at least.

THOSE YOSHIS ARE SO CUTE I WANT THEM ALL

The only game where you can shit your friends and throw them.

Mario Yoshi and Samus Yoshi.. haha love it

POOCHY :D

these puppets

what

Yokai Watch. This game is massive in Japan, so hope it's good.

PAPER X SUPER MARIO!

There's seriously so much 3DS stuff that I'm sure the NX is a Wii U replacement.

Get some Mario Sports playas

love mario tennis

Mario Tennis is this year. Was hoping they were going to show a golf and Strikers too though.

Underwater goombas for IF YOU'RE A MONSTER.

That wasn't a good show. AC Amiibo Party was mindblowingly bad and Mario Maker looked so much better at the world championship.

Very disappointing showing imo

lol what in the actual hell is this

Let's not Super Mario.

SQEnix time. Nintendo really don't get it.

"one more thing I wanna talk about" ... wonder if that will be anything

Probably Fatal Frame or Devils Third. Doubt it will be a new announcement.

Not sure SQEnix can top what they have already announced, but I am ready.

Star Fox game does look fun, but overall very underwhelming

I think this is mostly going to be the Western titles like Just Cause, Deus Ex and Hitman. Final Fantasy XV is confirmed not to be there.

I can always get down with some Deus Ex.

Thanks Nintendo, for reminding me why I no longer own your consoles.

SquareEnix running later than Sony.

Nintendo thing was a Fatal Frame trailer. Fatal Frame is such a goddamn good game.

Starting with a Just Cause 3 video.

Fuck, he wants to talk journey.

Boooooooooooooooo @ Journey talk.

Just Cause 3 looks ridiculously fun.

Feels strange for them to get former WCW champion David Arquette to talk.

Feel like it would be more exciting if they werent staring at the fucking prompter the whole time while speaking in monotone and forcing smiles.

They're treating it as a business conference. It's gonna be a long one.

Unlimited C4

Nice looking sunflowers.

December 1st is an OK date. Will have had a month of MGS V and Fallout 4 each by that point, so ready for something more.

He had a very British accent

PLATINUM!

The credits are DQ and Final Fantasy vets with the director of Revengance.

NIER done by Platinum? Holy shit.

That's big. THAT'S BIG.

That was a whole lotta nothing

I mean, if it was meant to showcase the art, it was OK.

Anyone who's familiar with NieR or Platinum would absolutely disagree.

AHAHAHA THIS FUCKING GUY

I get the name drops.... but the "showcase" could have been completely left out tbh.

what is this guy

Angry Birds hair.

No, he has an Angry Bird on his head, disguised as hair.

Not sure why they'll still talking if they're not going to reveal anything though.

I mean, I wish they'd shown us a bit more of that rather than yet more Tomb Raider since that was on MS.

is the last tomb raider game worth playing?

If you like quick time events and hunting now and then. That happens between platforming and story.

Loads of people seem to like it, but I found it a boring slog.

SHE HAS PORES GUYS!!!


That means blackheads and pimples too right?

"We look at every detail, like her anatomy"

:naughty:

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it was a free games with gold game.

maybe i like boring slog.

i like reading your posts, so there is precedent.

sorry

Nintendo Treehouse feed confirmed Platinum are working on Star Fox too.

Yay, mobile game, I think.

like the art style of this other lara croft game

Heavensward!!

Oh, sizzle reel.

Did I just see dragon titties in the Heavensward trailer?

Kingdom Hearts time though. It's the cock that ruined FF7 in December.

Missing subtitles.

They forgot to translate him.

But FF7 Remake video again.

There's the dub over.

Still getting the original.

They cover Deus Ex yet?

This guy is the ultimate buzzkill. iOS gets it before the consoles as well?

At least it's Kingdom Hearts now.

OH FUCK A KINGDOM HEARTS MOBILE GAME. THIS FUCKING GUY.

Seriously, he came out with the FF7 re-release in December when we expected a remake, then today comes out as KINGDOM HEARTS CREATOR to show the same trailer as last night, then announce FF7 will be out on iOS first and finally shove the Disney logo up on screen and... MOBILE KINGDOM HEARTS.

Not just if I should laugh or cry when he's on screen.

Ah thank god, he can redeem himself a little.

Oh my god, this video message. AGAIN HE GOT ME.

WHY DOES HE KEEP DOING THIS. WHY DOES HE HURT US?!

OH GOOD, FUCKING ROY FROM THE VIDEO IS HERE.

FINALLY.

Fantastic video though. It made up for it.

World of FF time again. Probably going to be the same video.

Hitman is basically a reboot.

CROWBAR TO THE HEAD.

This does look really really good, especially if the ever expanding holds true.

December 9th too.

Doesn't sound like Marsha Thomason is back as Diana Burnwood.

Lots of anti-Nintendo talk from drave here. Swear to god drave, if I wrote that giant write up for nothing and you dont buy a wiiu, I,m gonna come to your house and punch you right in the dick.

Star Ocean is back and by god, it needs to be batter than the last one.

This fucking guys collar.

YEAH! HERE WE GO!

Project Guard on Wii U is also made by Platinum.

Deu Sex.com

"remarkable content"

Can barely understand the guy, but there's a portal app for Final Fantasy.

Speaking of RPGS, one more announcement.

He rikes to share

They've got an RPG studio and one is making a new IP. Could be cool, but it looks wayyyyy early.

Good games and videos shown, horrible presentation. I'd rather have it that way round though.

Standing on the stage appluading for this long is just weird.

Giant Bomb after party will start at 6:30 tonight (and tomorrow(and Thursday)) and it's always entertaining with the guests they get and their interviews they give. They haven't said who they got this year yet but it's always been good.

Get to punching baby :kiss: