Renee Young has a lisp?

hope to God, Nikki Bella drops the belt on Raw tomorrow night

Get your piss break out of the way right now.

Please change your custom title to Nostradoggus

but I will lose my obnoxious green custon title

lol... WHAT?

Seems a bit counter-productive to put the Divas match in the piss break spot considering the whole Revolution stuff and goals.

While SummerSlam is ongoing Al Jazeera posts this:
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2015/0...190832143.html

Piss break.

Rollins goespecially for all the gold at NOC.

Rollins vs New Day for the Tag Titles and Rollins vs Ryback for the IC Title

Plus his sister Sara Rollins vs Nicki Bella

He's been a great chickenshit heel champion. Entertaining as hell. Shut up.

If this is anywhere near the NXT divas match last night I will be a happy happy soul.

<font color=goldenrod>ha, knew the divas match would be one pin to eliminate the whole team. Suck it to anybody who didn't pick the whole winning team to be the "sole survivors"</font>

Team BAD needs to come out to Sasha Banks' theme song.

Ric Flair is wrestling tonight I see

Maybe not going to be as aggressive about it lol, but Rollins has been a great champ, has delivered and gets better and better every week. Cena losing the title gives him more heat and puts more heat on Stewart cause he cost him something. Simple enough.

You're STD. Argument over.

when did Shawn MEAT Stasiak ever win a world championship

That was already addressed.

His dad did.

Is there Irony in Charlotte being the one to beat Nikki for the title?

It says Stan THE MAN Stasiak, Meat's father.

I should just watch last nights Sasha/Bayley match and pretend its live rather than watching this.

Haha #JonScrewedJohn

Like I said, Stewart's heat would have been achieved if it was just him costing Cena the World title.

And I'm all for chicken shit heel champs. But they're supposed to justify their reign by winning matches via dubious means. Rollins loses constantly. It doesn't make sense to have him as champion.

Also, guys who are "just some guy" shouldn't be champion. There's nothing larger than life about him. He's an ROH champion.

I'd assume its going to be as a lazy way to get a rematch done. Cena demands a rematch but Rollins being the chickenshit/opportunist only puts the US title on the line.

Cena can win without it being a potential feud killer like several of his recent feuds.

go alicia

feels really dumb if they're all #equality and #womenpower and stuff that they call them "divas" constantly.. seems off

ohhh

should put my glasses on before reading INFOGRAPHS :n:

I'm rooting for an angry Cena to come out and beat all these women and turn smarkface.

Taminas spot is in Jeopardy once the Rocks relative gets going in nxt

Sasha is crazy hot. New favourite Diva now AJs gone.

Why does Brie get a pin here. She sucks

this sucks

If they are going to start bringing up new guys, they need to make sustained efforts and Rollins has been given a chance and is running with it. The booking is hardly his fault, he delivers on the mic, with his reactions and in the ring. I think he has been great honestly and times are changing, being on the smaller side doesn't mean as much as it did before.

These "teams" in the Divas division is effective and interesting yet stupid and pointless.

yawn

Feel like if there's a rematch it's gotta be all or nothing. Only the US Title seems like it would just be giving the outcome away.

Yep it is degrading weird no one has caught that and that belt just further demeans the division.

Weirdest thing about this whole Divas team war is the Bellas somehow being the faces (or acting as ones) whenever they are against BAD. Might be the first time in a while (or at all) they acted as heels against them.

Right, I'm here

John Cena/Rollins match was pretty good, Rusev wasn't. Big Show match was kind of good, did not get the WWE Neville thing

Only offering up the US Title would be quite the heel move....and you know Cena has to get his win back now so.....

Kinda opens the door for a Sheamus cash-in tomorrow night though, doesn't it? Rollins loses the championship but still has the US belt. Cena gets his championship from Sheamus. No harm no foul to Rollins, really. Rollins can drop the US belt to Owens at some point later on then go after Cena to regain the championship.

Rollins gloats tomorrow and has a us open match, cena interferes to cost him the title and get a rematch at noc

You know what.....really rooting for an Eva Marie run in right now. Anything.

Sigh it pisses me off how underrated Alicia is.

Not a bad idea. Get the US title off Cena and out of that title picture without him losing clean.

It makes sense within the story from Rolins point of view. It just wouldn't make sense from WWE's point of view. "Wait, why would they only put the US Title on the line when they could sell the match WAY more by putting the WORLD title on the line? Oh, wait..."

This match- this whole 3way feud- has nothing at stake at all.

It's just all a big countdown of throwaway, non-title matches until either Nikki breaks AJ's record, or they try to bring the Bright Orange Botcher up to hotshot her into the spot to cut the champ's reign short just days away, to the delight of nobody.

WWE Paige's 5 o clock armpit shadow is........... not sexy

Remember when Alicia Fox dominated the Smackdown Divas division as the Divas Champion? Yeah, me neither.

lol she just knocked Brie off with a mean look, apparently

She's a real woman.

yup

Remember when she aspired to be the undefined champion of divas?

Amazing double boot from two of the leggiest chicks in WWE currently, though.

Divas title sitting under the bottom turnbuckle. Weird.

Yep and everyone sees it as if the water was crystal clear.

LUNCHAMANIA IS RUNNIN WILD

BECK BECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pinned the useless Bella.

I love this promo.

Remember when Alicia got hurt by Kharma and no one cared because Kharma was going to annihilate everyone? Good times.

That seemed like a bit of an anticlimactic ending, but I'm hearing Becky Lynch's music, so I'm not complaining.

What is the end game with these female stables? What are they fighting for? Would a competitive division with a couple of matches a night not make more sense?

Congrats on the win, ladies.

<font color=goldenrod>I will protest not getting bonus points for calling it</font> :fu:






:'(

Cigar is not PG.

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<font color=goldenrod>Glad Becky got the pin. Love her.</font>

weak sauce match. Divas revolution has pretty much gone exactly how I thought it would have, and that saddens me greatly. I shouldn't still be missing Kharma at this point.

I guess that was a nice win by Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, and crossplay Ric.

"What does this win do in the grand scheme of things?" Yes, Cole, that's the correct question.

Have any of those Mountain Dews even been opened?

The United States Championship disappeared from the roster page

http://www.wwe.com/superstars

WWEEEEEOOOOOWWWWEEEEEEOOOOOOWWEEEEEOOOOO

Did I miss The Rybacks?

There should be a Cesarow

anyone else think Cesaro should've kept swaggers theme?

Fuck all you Alica haters

oh yeah, forgot about this match

sweet

miss tyson kidd

I hope Cesaro swings ZZ for 15 minutes straight.

I might have to turn in after this match. Hungover and I might catch the rest when I wake up. Maybe not?

Cesaro gonna job to ZZ.

Pretty lame divas match... Hope it picks up now that they got that out of the way.

Gladbi got to hear Becky Lynch theme.

Oh look, my stream died for Owens entrance...

Overly disappointed with the Divas Revolution. I should just be like "fuck women's wrestling, Taker/Brock and Owens/Cesaro MFer!" but I just hate this.

Oh, shit... what was that recovery, Cesaro?

Feels wierd this match is on now right before Taker/Brock

Cole talking trash :D

Swing Owens Swing

Nope. Should have kept Miracle.

Happened before the War of the Families - Shield Bros vs Wyatts match. Was decent at best.

By this point, Owens has to be sick of people stomping him.

Kevin Owens needs a WWE in Brooklyn MVP shirt

<font color=goldenrod>As much as I love Lesnar, I wish I could bring myself to care about this main event. Will probably be a boring, plodding match and most signs point to Taker "getting his win back" which is unspeakably retarded.</font>

Weren't you the one who thought the "divas revolution" was actually good so far. What's with this "hope it picks up"?

Cesaro doesn't have his Tyson Kidd armband. :(

Pretty unfair for Owens to have to be in a match tonight. Come on, WWE board of directors. Step in.

Jerry lawler expressing his approval of manila envelopes

They have no idea what to do with either of these two.

<font color=goldenrod>Ole chants.

Sounds like a smark crowd got bored of Cesaro/Owens.</font>