FFS USA!

So by my count only Sasha/Summer Rae has had no commercial breaks.

COMMERCIAL BREAK MID-IC TITLE MATCH

AMAZING

Ryder will get the win. For some reason I see them building Ryder up to have a long run. Miz is just a weak opponent to be the first step in rebuilding Ryder.

Now I remember why I stopped watching.

I hope you're right, but I'm going to hold you to that

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Wait. Why is Shane in charge of Raw tonight?

Because Vince said Shane was trying to upstage him.

Yes, seriously.

lol....that really is him isn't it? Or at least the guy in his avatar.

He bicycle kicked Taker into a spike pit freeing all the souls of WM past.

I didnt see anything

Not feeling RAW tonight. Hope something interesting would happen but nothing yet and am going to have to go to bed in a minute.

Needless to say something exciting will happen as soon as I do.

live crowd reporting it on twitter @drebs_salty_franks

I swear to shit it was him. STD wanted to beat his ass, but I told not to in case loving children with physical touch was contagious

Ugh I feel like

Here are all the rumored spoilers for tonight BTW, pretty accurate so far...

Wow this crowd kinda went dead for this match

Feels like everyone is stealing Punk's shit.

Ryback does the high knees. Jericho with the Best in the World shtick. Now Ryder with the elbow drop.

Well alright then.

Ryder's dad is jacked

Awwww man.

Sooooooooooooo bad.

MAAARRRRRRRYYYYYSSSSSEEEEEEE

WHAT A FUCKING WASTE!

What a waste

lol as soon as ruien made his prediction i knew it had to go the opposite way

If this leads to Maryse coming back to manage Miz, I am all for it.

.....ffs

She back on a deal or something?

omg...

Oh shit Maryse is back. I am happy with this match result now :D

^

Can check off two more off that list I posted...

Maryase makes me happy in a special way

Maryse is still hot.

Poor Ryder. Hope he enjoyed his payday.

doesn't do anyone any favours. Miz will just job to everyone and now Ryder looks like a jobber. typical WWE booking

Well there is one of the returns

this is really stupid

really bad

MARYSE! :eek:

So I think they only let Ryder win to have a spot with that picture

......................what was the point?

Cool to see Maryse back but bit sad that Ryder's reign was nothing more than a couple of backstage Mania commercials and the Scott Hall mention.

Kevin Owens kind of looks like a Pokemon

Pretty sure Jericho did that bit before Punk did, did he not? Also the elbow drop will always be Randy's. Punks one wasn't very good imo

Ryder got his moment. Good for him. I'm not broken up about him losing. Everyone called it anyway.

Hope Miz and Maryse become the new "power couple" and dominate everything....

As for Ryder, he was already a jobber, but now he's a jobber who had a "moment of a lifetime".

I agree with all of this.

Except The Miz. Man he just does nothing for me.

Which one

Is it Mudkip

Bryan Alvarez reporting Taker told people he was 'done' after last night...

...isn't he on the European Tour?

Maryse is pretty good on the mic/in the ring from what I remember

Who is left in NXT? Is it just going to be Bayley wrestling herself?

Jesus! Just ravage the nXt roster why don't you?

they will not be a power couple and it'll just make the belt look pathetic. Miz has held this belt 5 times already, look where he is. Let's call a spade a spade Locky.

At least Ryder would be something different. He wouldn't get booked "well" but having the belt would give him some shine for a couple of months and some tv time. Miz will just be the miz now avec maryse.

Vaudevillians on Main Roster is fine with me

Vaudevillains with the Smackdown debut. Did wonders for Tyler Breeze.

Gonna miss liking The Vaudevillians.

Yep. This will end in a brawl.

ARE YOU ON CRACK?!?!

Past few years have been like that with reports of him being done after every Mania match.

Would be a big letdown if that really was his retirement match though.

Basically this.

Did I mention that the lady who was singing Sasha's theme last night was terrible?

Sure ain't Jigglypuff cause he keeps me up.

Miz hasn't done much to evolve, but I still think he's one of the more underrated pure heels on the roster.

Bayley during this?

Heyyyyyvwe want some Bayley!!

Bayyyyy lay

Charlotte gonna snap lol.

This is awkward

"Bayley's not here" ...lol random comment

Just fight already.

They picked a really bad time for a Women's title appreciation speech.

lol Charlotte trying to have a serious moment with this crowd.

crowd kind of being shitty right now

Fucking right JBL!

What the hell is this song that the fans keep singing at Bayley.... can't understand a word of it except OOH AH

This is kind of fucked ruining what's supposed to be a nice segment for the women

Agree. They got nothing in NxT. Give it a shot. Hope they don't get Breezed or Ascension'd

Natalya seems legit pissed/butt hurt here.

Heyyyyyy, hey Bayley(ooh ah). I wanna know, if you'll be my girl.

what are they saying

"Women's Wrestling" ?

Sad Eva Marie face.

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Bayley instead of Baby

Come onnnnnn Bailey.

Becky wants to murder, and I'm ok with that!

Is awful

lol between Becky and Shane, they're really going overboard with the makeup team tonight

Oh. The walk out. Unexpected.

Hey Nattie

I like Nattie and all but I hope she's not the first opponent since they just had a thing at that thing.

Dammit no Bayley.

Damn Nattie looking fine

an hour to go, and.....not much so far.

3 hour raws are painful

This is just a way to have Bret show up for some matches and have a surrogate Hitman vs Naitch

Well, that was a missed opportunity

This show has been rather...awful.

Bret coming back to be in Natty's corner/having some promo wars with Ric Flair that no one can understand would be kinda cool.

PISS BREAK!