"NO ONE REMEMBERS FOLEY IN HELL IN A CELL WE'VE ONLY SHOWN IT A BILLION TIMES"

FANS WON'T MAKE THE CONNECTION IN THE STRETCHER SPOT

More and more I believe that "#WomensWrestling" was a novelty and en vogue trend that is going to fall out of fashion very, very soon. I thought to myself "there's no reason these girls can't draw their own crowds by having fully developed stories with proper blow-offs and such." I'm starting to see the cracks in my idealism.

Christ how the fuck many times is Sasha going to land on her damn head in her career

STD did

Sasha takes the neck bump better than anyone in wrestling right now

Nobody cares about your idealism.

Lol, that's because she actually lands on her fucking neck and almost kills herself.

Agreed.

Sadly, that actually backs up my point.

I wanna marry both these women right now

Sasha once again dead.

Maybe I should have set the over-under on "number of times" instead.

No, I did the question mark. I didn't buy it.

Thats my point.. thank you

There is still no reason why they can't.

WWE are just being patronizing as fuck with how they present it. They can't just let the women do their thing, they need to make some massive deal about how revolutionary it is that they're getting the opportunity to do it.

:lol:

Doing a dive to the outside seems like the dumbest thing to do in a Cell match. Sasha went face first just like Rollins into the Cell.

Sounds like the backstory to a porn that I'd definitely watch.

Have you always been this awesome, Dark One? Have I been living in a bubble, or have you suddenly emerged as The Great One?

I have hope this is merely a starting point bogged down by people who can't write for shit.

No I mean nobody cares about anything you have to say.

I guess it's not too late.

I'm going to set the over-under on additional "is Sasha dead!?" moments at 4.

Seth did that dive once and almost killed himself on the metal barricade at ringside. It was like "What the fuck are you even thinking, dude?"

Firsts are always treated like they are a big deal because they are a big deal. There might be a point where a main event with two women is normal but it will only happen by making a big deal about the first one.

If i were Sasha's husband i wouldnt feel good about her setting the table at home let alone her setting up a chair in the middle of the ring.

I think most of my greatness has been relegated to casual, but TNArmageddon has been my Wrestlemania moment.

Charlotte is twice as jacked as her dad ever was

Ouchies.

JESUS!

I'm not counting that one. Chair didn't break and she didn't land on her head.

Was that chair not suppose to collapse? I dont even know now.

God that hurt to watch.

Back spots are probably just a good excuse to why they didn't go on top of the cell if they don't.

Why does it seem like they are extra cautious with all their male wrestlers and cruiserweights and stuff but feels like Sasha Banks gets viciously dropped on her neck and back like 6 times per match

whether or not the match ends up being great, these two as the main-event "fits seamlessly" in my opinion.

"Bitches, am I right?"

There's an irony to your criticisms.

Do you keep EMT's on standby if you want to have rough sex with Sasha Banks?

Boston is disappointing me with their reactions right now.

I 'member!

'Member 1,2,3 Kid?

You can completely over-hype and overproduce them to a counterproductive level.

Yeah. It's totally plausible, not like finishing with Kane versus Curt Hawkins.

The good news is that now that it has happened, it should minimize the OMG WOMEN'S REVOLUTION! FIRST TIME EVER! LOOK AT THIS! stuff people are grumping about.

Thats Sasha's own doing shes gonna Edge/Daniel Bryan herself right into the ER

Hey guys WWE has a new video game out btw!

CHOWDAH CHOWDAH

!Three Amigas!

What are they doing? Not giving a shit? Theo Dious should tell them how they are wrong.

Random thought that just popped into my head - with WWE being on a kick of having "firsts" in women's wrestling and since the Royal Rumble is probably going to be 4 hours just like the other Big 4 PPVs - it wouldn't surprise me if they did something like a 15 Woman Rumble for a Mania title shot on that card. You could use it as a vehicle to debut Asuka, maybe have someone like Lita as a mystery entrant too.

Only if Asuka dismembers the other 14 participants.

This wont end well

I'd go 20 participants buto yeah they need a women's Rumble.

Ouch. Double stomp onto a chair by Sasha

Oh fuck

Or they could stick them into the ring with Ahmed Johnson, nothing could possibly go wrong with that.

ONE~!

Well shit she's dead.

I look forward to Sasha's "Suicide City" shirts.

They are wrong.

Oh fuck here comes a table. RIP Sasha.

Bram would have been on easy street had he stayed married to Charlotte. But I guess he didn't get a horrible consolation prize because...

http://i.imgur.com/uCvPBax.jpg

Well there's a table.

Oh fuck no

worst table ever

This match reminds me of when I was fucked by a tall blonde roller derby chick, they take control and ride you straight to explosion.

:lol: crowd booing at the weak table break spot.

Legit thought Sasha was going to do a sunset powerbomb to break it.

I don't think that was supposed to break.

The table survives

That...wound up being an underwhelming spot.

Oh shit, they got him locked up!

please dont get another table Sasha. Save yourself.

Nice landing on you ass charlotte

These bitches are just looking for ways to kill Sasha at this point.

It would be weird to watch 14 women decide they've lived full lives and commit suicide basically

I'm going to count table to the throat in tandem with sidewalk slam on a chair as another "Is Sasha dead?" combined.

TWO~!

I forget these are even women wrestling.

This match has been worth staying up for.

Turns JR mode on

They aren't wrestling. They are fighting with everything they got!

Oh Christ

I do appreciate Charlotte consistently giving Sasha wedgies.

Wat

again? Wtf.

what

wwe sucker of Flairs cock

Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS FORGOT YOU DON'T WIN IN YOUR HOMETOWN

surely that table didnt get left unbroken right?

Sorry Sasha, nobody ever wins in their hometown.

Good match, just a flat way to end a WAR. Should've been a moonsault through the table or something.

Was expecting a more spectacular ending, but that was an amazing display.

So that's three title reigns in just over a year for Charlotte.

They're gonna have her win the belt 16 times probably.

Charlotte should have won with a random spear.

That's what puts butts in the seats. Never gonna main event a Wrestlemania otherwise.

Yeah good match but WACK ending...

Sasha's spine is a "Z" at this point

They'll count her Diva's title reigns if that's the case.

Really great match but dumb decision for the ending. Cell should have ended this feud and now probably is just going to be another match in this feud assuming Sasha uses her rematch clause.

Lita crying

Lying about the crowd on Raw Talk.

Really, this match is a great victory for equality.

The women too can have weird booking, the person people don't want as the face of the company being the face of the company, and no heat on the ending of a PPV.

I can imagine what she's thinking, she worked her ass off in her time to lay a foundation for women to one day be THE main event.

Really Good match meh ending

I've noticed something the WWE can't seem to do feuds with women beyond title trading first Paige v Aj now Sasha v Charlotte

Lol Roman's mic not selling for him

Charlotte winning makes perfect sense. What didn't make sense was taking the belt off her in the first place. They have like three viable women on RAW, so they have to keep bouncing the belt between them to keep the illusion that things are happening. Also, the Cell can't end things in 2016. It has to be a stop-gag solution to the big deal PPV in three weeks.