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Also he seems to be in competition with TNA for most rebirths in the course of a week
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Maybe Russo is behind this.
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Here lies Matt Hardy
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With some kind of random ass swerve thrown in as well.
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The youtube comments on his latest video are gold:
MauritianAsif THE AMOUNT OF DISLIKES YOU HAVE MEANS WE WISH YOU DID DIE BUTT HEAD. 1 hour ago jimboslice711 he's a fucking butterfly hahahahaha fucking asshole 6 hours ago SenorPwnageX I hope Matt Hardy joins the WWE again so he can form a tag-team with McGillicutty called The Megadrive. 8 hours ago scriptwiz05 Matt Hardy version 1,934,543,355. Last one was addicted to cheeseburgers and liquor. 8 hours ago :lol: |
I'm pretty sure Matt Hardy is going to be the Iron Shiek of our time, only less funny and a lot less respected.
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I kinda hope Phil Collins sues Matt Hardy too.
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So is he dead yet or what the fuck?
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No, but his wrestling career sure as fuck is.
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You know your career is dead when TNA considers you a liability
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Only posting this because he isn't slurring, and hopefully he's 50% honest.
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lol what a mong.
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Of course he will always have a different excuse on each video post...100% bullshit if you ask me. Looks like how everything back fired and no one wants to touch him anymore. I bet his fat chick followers are crying their little hearts right now...
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Not watching that video, but Matt looks like a complete mess.
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Ah the weekly Fireside chat with Matt Hardy..its scorching hot outside and hes sitting in front of a roaring fire yea same matt
Who the hell gets in 4 accidents in a week, well to be fair Kevin Nash and Wyl E Coyote but other than that its ridiculous I gotta think having Matt Hardy as my council would actually be the thing that drives me to suicide. |
Still love the ridiculous youtube comments
BlameItOnTheWhiteMan
Matt Hardy Do You Masturbate On Them Lonely Nights? 6 hours ago seriousasdogdirt Where's Shannon Moore, are you hiding him in your drawer? 10 hours ago ChurchofSam This clown needs to watch some WARRIOR videos and stop being a pussy. 12 hours ago galleria07 My dick itches.... And I'm a girl. o.o « more relevant than Matt Hardy. 12 hours ago |
MATT MAKE FANS NERVES
NOT DESERVE FANS LOVE AM STILL LIKE MATT BECAUSE HARDY BOYS CLASSIC WWE TAG TEAM MATCH. |
About a minute 30 into that video. I don't believe a word he's saying. Wouldn't be surprised if he's doing this for sympathy if he's convicted for any of these accidents. He can't talk about them because, obviously, charges are pending.
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Gayrape AIDS. /thread
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Blame it on the concussion. Then do something as stupid in two weeks.
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I CAN SLAM A GORDITA, I EAT MORE FRIES THAN THE SEA YEAHHHHHH
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Does the sea really eat a lot of fries?
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Yeah, you're right. I;m sick of having to watch the Hardy's wrestle against my will
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The Charismatic Enigma is Charismatic Jailbait
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Anyone else and they'd never see the light of day again.
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The fact that he's got 10 days of jail in his near future and that TNA is STILL going ahead and putting him back on their show shows the fucked up state of that company's system of morals and integrity. They are promoting and employing a man who has been convicted of drug use/distribution. And this isn't really like what happened with RVD and his marijuana bust after he won the WWE Title. Hardy was obviously into some heroin or oxycontin (opiates), which is some serious shit. And atleast WWE was smart enough to demote RVD to the third tier show and pretty much never let him near the main event again (which was a fucking shame, since I love RVD, but in the end he's the one who fucked up). TNA is basically saying that it's okay to like this drug addict monster.
It really makes the CM Punk/Hardy feud from a couple years ago that much more awesome, actually. |
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