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Kane is one Snidely Whiplash mustache and a snickering dog sidekick away from being the greatest of all time
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Sandow doing a Webster's Dictionary speech
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I :heart: Sandow
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The way Piper was talking to AJ during Piper's Pit last night made me think...
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i watched the show last nite
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This was a HORRIBLE show.
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It says a lot when you can punch Michael Cole in the face and get no reaction |
I heard this was an abortion... I haven't seen it
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Do not waste your time. Just watch the Ryback Lariat gif real quick and your good.
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This guy says it was a "pretty good show". He also mentions that he forgot to clip his toenails and that he doesn't post nude photos of himself online.
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But anyway, I would say the highlights of SmackDown for me was Damien Sandow and Ryback's lariat.
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hunico and camacho remind me of Mexican America in TNA..
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First things first..I love the legends. Foley, Piper, Rhodes, the whole lot.
But this show was AWFUL. At first I thought it was just my anger about Ambrose not showing up, but after reflection it was just bad in every way. |
it wasn't bad from a VICIOUS FUCKING LARIAT standpoint
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I wanted an old school SmackDown with the 2000 set and people like Rikishi and Road Dogg on the show.
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Sad as it is, the 80s legends have lost their luster. Its about time guys from the "New Generation" andAttitude Era tart appearing as legends.
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Yeah guy is a BEAST plus he was giving off the Goldberg vibes again with that "FEED ME MOAR" growl he did, twas like "WHOS NXT" :lol: at Tony Atlas betting on Dolph Jr to beat him :rofl: |
Ryback could be awesome. Hes got the size, look, and an excellent tag line. "Feed Me More" is great.
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I still think that they should bring back old-school wrestlers to have Ryback destroy week in and week out for a few months. Rikishi doing his flip-sell of a Ryback lariat would be pretty amazing. Bring in guys like Nunzio and Scotty 2 Hotty for one-off appearances. Stevie Richards returning doing his Right to Censor shtick before being killed by Ryback would instantly make him the most over babyface on SmackDown!.
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Ryback shouldn't even exist in active storylines for at least a year. He should just dominate his own paradigm.
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I think giving his jobbers some mic time before he comes out is amazing as well. They sound like the deserve to be squashed.
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I see your point -- I would just mark the fuck out for a Scotty 2 Hotty appearance, truthfully. Rikishi could come out to his "Bad Man" theme music, and talk about how he's not here to dance; he's here to revive his WWE career. Nunzio could work as a heel return, too. Oh, and Colin Delaney doing his heel shtick. If he weren't in legal trouble, Maven would be hilarious, as well.
If they do stick to regular jobbers, though, they should have them as completely ridiculous over-the-top heels. Have a guy bring a puppy to the ring and talk about how he's going to dominate his opponents in the WWE like he's about to dominate this puppy... *cue Ryback's music* |
Yeah, the most ridiculous heels no-one has ever seen before. Like a guy that comes out and punts a baby into the crowd...
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"The Puppy Rapist" would be a pretty over heel gimmick.
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That should be their new heel resident jobber. Every time a new face debuts, he does so by squashing "The Puppy Rapist."
The WWE could make these jobber guys so entertaining: "I've been doing MMA for eight years, and I'm here because I'm legit like Brock Lesnar and ready to take on anyone in the WWE." "While I'm here ladies and and gentleman, I'd just like to take this opportunity to ask if anyone here would like to upgrade their home insurance policy? Maam, would you like better home insurance? Sir?" |
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