Ramon Reigns -> Ramen Reigns

Samoan guy can't stop eating soup noodles

George The Animal Steeler. Big Pittsburgh fan.

Kurt Angler, fan of fishing

Scott Mall, works at Abercrombie

POOSEV

Paul Beaner - Undertaker's Mexican manager

Sasha Bangs - :naughty:

Trash Stratus

Bug Show. He owns an ant farm.

The Fart Foundation

Pig Show. He shows off swine.

Sad News Barrett. Nothing happy to tell everyone :(

Nig Show. He shows off...never mind.

Big Slow - No explanation needed.

Oldust - Dies if exposed to any kind of light.

next one I'm taking liberties with and removing a letter and subbing in 2...hope that's ok...

The Glock - A real killer.

Brick Lesnar - Put 7 or so of him into one man and you've got yourself a ton of bricks!

Rick Prude, he refuses to take off his robe.

Ad News Barrett - He comes out with Craigslist, EBay and Amazon ads printed out for his ring attire...his finisher is the Ad News BillHammer...you have to pay your purchase right then and there to avoid getting an elbow in your mush.

Beth Rollins


Give her a statue for bravery!

Rick Crude, his antithesis - He takes it all off and gets arrested at every show for public indecency.

Dark Henry

Gin Cara, botches moves bc he's drunk

HEHEHE...
 

Triple A - He runs TPWW AND WWE, and the opening segment is always about how shit his life is.

<font color=goldenrod>Jock Swagger: Prototypical high school jock</font>

<font color=goldenrod>Jack Stagger: guy who stumbles around a lot</font>

Breaking the rules by changing 2 letters but lol at Earthquack. Scrooge McDuck's obese cousin.

<font color=goldenrod>Mean Ambrose: blatantly heel Ambrose, duh</font>

Rack Swagger, he got implants.

<font color=goldenrod>Alberto Del Rip: his trunks rip open every match</font>

Great Khaki, nice pants

Licky Steamboat - #1 Bushwhacker fan

Sasha Wanks

Holdberg

Mister Abigail

Sandy Ravage

Gooker T

Pornswoggle

Paul Wheyman. Paul Heyman in roids.

Wince McMahon-he's very skiddish

Steviea Ray-he's got sugar, sucka!

Ricky the rag-on Steamboat-it's always that time of the month

Musty Rhodes

Fryin' Brian Pillman, he's all about Friday fish fries

<font color=goldenrod>Coldust: wears a sweatshirt at all times</font>

<font color=goldenrod>Holdust: painted submission expert</font>

<font color=goldenrod>Seville: wrestling father of Alvin and the Chipmunks</font>

Goldusk, a lovely sunset.

Tardust - His pre-match ritual involves tarring and feathering himself.

The Spirit Squid
Benny & Loki

Hail Hydra

The Under-baker...he always tries to bake delicious things, but they always wind up just a bit undercooked.

Rib Van Dam - He always is seen eating a lip-smacking rack of ribs before a match.

C.M. Lunk - A superstar who loves working out at Planet Fitness gyms but is blacklisted from each one he goes to because he always sets off the Lunk Alarm.