Maybe tow the party line and ill let you participate #abtmodding

LOL

Thank you sir

you're not gonna hire someone to try to take out my knee are you? :shifty:

Absolutely agree. I think it's actually really dumb that they've got him wearing what is essentially safety gear to the ring. Not even the Dynamic Dudes were that cowardly.

Looks like a kevlar vest, like he's expecting someone to shoot him in the ring.

What owenbrown stuff are you taking about? Sounds like he wants o-bone banned. Not cool.

The Dynamic Dudes had skateboards though and could easily escape danger.

Gads!

I've been besmirched!

Yeah, but they didn't wear any pussy padding or anything. Roman Reigns would be all mommied up.

Probably would've been bubble wrapped

Literally, as opposed to just metaphorically.

Seriously putting Romans (Hopefully out of control) steroid abuse aside

That vest is a determent to the character he is supposed to be portraying even moreso since his brothers in the shield pretty much go in to fights looking like they don't give a fuck all shirtless and street clothes. It makes Reigns look like a giant pussy who is afraid to get hit and it lessens the impact most moves would seem to have on him.

Exactly. It's a giant miscalculation.

It makes me think of him as the fat kid at the pool

Maybe he has weird nipples, like dronepool.

Guy is the best blow job since young randy Orton..and he wears a shirt. Its perplexing

That's the feel I get when I look at Kevin Owens. Especially when his shirt rides up in matches and it's revealed he's wearing a singlet underneath.

It's almost like they were too scared to change the Shield aesthetic of Roman Reigns in case the new presentation didn't work, and then when the old presentation didn't work forgot they could change it up.

Why would you call a hunk "blowjob"?

It's an industry term that means girls would want to blow him.

And guys too, frankly. No reason to discriminate.

Haha, never heard of this.

Pretty common term...I thought

you were also a wrestler.

Fair play

Cornette says it a billion times.

R&R Express are the definition of Blowjob Babyfaces

Reasonably certain the term was coined around them

Well, maybe not so much these days

Also, I really hope this dealer is an internet mark and just saying this because he's bored of Roman on TV.

For some reason I picture the dealer looking like Kevin Owens

dont think he knows what a gym looks like let alone gear

Lol in the south they probably still are

Slik would you blow reigns?

I'm actually curious about this. I remember Cornette talking about it, and how Rock 'n' Roll were called a "blowjob team" in Memphis. While they are the very definition, something about the way he talked made me think that they are just emblematic of it, and that someone probably came before them. But I can't think of who it would be. The Fantastics popped into my head, but Rock 'n' Roll were teaming first.

Remember how owenbrown used to call him Roid Reigns? He was so right about that. Three cheers for owenbrown!!

I'm Polish, excuse my ignorance. ;)

Need to know for science.

Nah

On the whole vest thing:

Not only is it weak and cowardly, but it's a heel thing. D'lo Brown (not owenbrown ;)) wore a protective vest for months in '98 and possibly '99. And JR always put it over as an unfair advantage or weapon, much like Bob Orton's cast. Hell, I remember Val Venis put it on to hit a Money Shot on D'lo and I think he was disqualified for it.

Big Boss Man during his Attitude Era run, along with Bull Buchanan had them too. They looked like Shield V1.

The only potential positive for it is that it is distinctive enough to make a kids costume out of to go next to Undertaker and John Cena at Toys R Us.