I would be more interested in Brock/Roman if they were feuding over exclusive rights to their steroid supplier instead of the Universal title.

Oh thank god.

Would laugh if Tyler Breeze suddenly showed up to be Rollins partner

Corbin saves the day

That Roman is fun. If they just did that instead of all this other "I'M BEING BONED" posturing, maybe I'd want to die less.

Finn vs Corbin at Summerslam again.

Okay. THIS TIME IT'S FOR REAL

Makes sense for Finn to show up at Seth's partner here, right? If that's the plan, what's taking him so long?

Drew's tag was illegal. He wasn't holding the tag rope.

Hm. That's it?

Remember when Rollins was the hottest act on Raw? What happened?

He is awesome, but for me it's still K.O. The way he won it, that he went to Raw with it, that he beat Ben's with it.

Granted, we are only a week in, and I think Ciampa certainly has a chance to elevate there.

So the point of this match was showing that Rollins is a dumbass for not going back to get Breeze as his tag partner?

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I thought the B Team theme could lighten up, but this is...well, fuck this show entirely, is what I'm saying.

I mean...

It's not like their previous music really fit them... but what the fuck is this.

Where am I

What did I do to end up in purgatory

Hello

Help

Holy shit B Team's new theme is terrible.

Like everything else that gets hot organically, WWE either gets petty or never bothers to run with it since they never had any plans to ever do so.

This B Team theme could have easily been the Spirit Squad theme.

And yet you continue to treat this tremendous athlete like an afterthought f*** this company Alicia is gold

After listening to B Team's theme more, wouldn't be surprised if the inspiration for the vocals came from the Velveteen Dream's theme. Vocal pitch sounds similar to Dream's.

The Revival has new trunks almost every week. I guess they're expecting something.

I also heard someone say "we gotta go, come on", so I don't expect this to be very long.

"One day will be future champs"

Why not just say "are future champs"?

Oh my god fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk thisssssssssssssssssssssssssss

please delete this show

"He grabbed Heyman's face in a vicious, rebellious way."

HAS ANYONE THERE EVER HEARD A HUMAN BEING SPEAK?

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Remember when they used to broadcast PPVs on the radio? I wonder how that would go now.

Heyman is very good.

Renee Young. Also very good.

Even saying "He grabbed Heyman to make fishy faces" would have sounded less dumb

Paul Heyman is 100% turning on Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam.

Probably should have canceled everything else on this show and just played Heyman's interview/promo over and over for three hours.

Heyman's face right now is my reaction to watching tonight's RAW so far

Jesus Christ I feel bad for Paul Heyman damn him he's good

Everything except Alicia and Ronda Rousey yes

#BROKEN Paul Heyman

I'd be down with the setup of Heyman managing Strowman.

Great business from Heyman there. Kinda shocked they didn't pop up the WWE Shop logo at any point during it.

Heyman's promo brought this Raw up from an F- to a solid F.