lol...

That belt is beautiful.

Fucking R-Truth. Got no clue why they are teaming Rusev and Nakamura together. It's one of those things that makes no sense and bothers me to shit in the immediate, but the overall wrestling logic of putting these two guys together because there's nothing else interesting for them makes enough sense. Maybe Lana likes it rough? Maybe the competitive fires in Rusev makes him respect a man that has pushed him so far outside his usual calm mental place?

But mainly I think they just want two heels for Shane & Miz to either drop the belts to or defend against at Mania. I don't think this story is just going away. I can see Shane & Miz vs. Rusev & Nakamura at Mania quite easily.

And fuck it, I want to see Bryan vs. Babyface Joe so badly. I don't think they have any faith in him other than a spoiler for these sorts of segments because he's up there in terms of age and injuries, but we used to say that about R-Truth in 2011, and now he's the US fucking Champion dragging that belt down.

You just know that whatever babyface wins the title off of Bryan is going to burn that belt.

or put it in a wood chipper.

I believe I said something about hoping he changes to a hemp strap in a previous post of mine. I think I missed the mark on the woodgrain, though. Must remember to investigate further.

Actually, having just seen SD, it is more glorious than I imagined it.

As a result of what happened last night on SmackDown, the title that D-Bry currently holds is now called the WWE World Heavyweight Chempionship.

Making him the WWE Chempion.

I love weed.

XD