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hopefully Kevin Dunn gets future endeavored soon
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I'm calling it right now... Vince will be back in some role (not CEO or executive but creative), perhaps as a consultant - I give it 12 months.
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There are plenty of young women who cant wait to fuck a near death billionaire. He'll be ok
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He might actually enjoy time off. Has the guy ever had a proper holiday?
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Think of all the waitresses he's missed out on
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The real reason Vince retired is so he can pay for hot brauds without being scrutinized for it by a bunch of loser IWC neckbeards.
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Now there's a retirement plan i can get behind
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Unless there is an undisclosed illness setting in my guess if that he isn't involved in something serious in the next 12 months, he will be dead in 2 years. Some people are just wired differently, and the inactivity could kill him
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he will buy a indy promotion
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Statistically if you retire after 65 you only live 18 months but we have to factor in the one of the most important things to living a long life is to have a consistent sex life. 100Xs/yr = 5-8 years onto your total life. So it really we could just check these hush money receipts and do some quick math and prolly nail his life expectancy down to the hour.
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He might be able to write the sex off as a medical expense too
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Vince is having so much sex he’ll be 52 again in by the end of next financial year.
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He’ll be doing a Conrad podcast in between live sex celebrations.
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Sorry, real quick gonna circle back to the news on Friday and then we can resume talking about the most up to date info…
More like Walk Lesnar |
Wok Lesnar
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Balk Lesnar
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Shock Lesnar
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One more thing:
Falk Lesnar |
Tony Faulk Lesnar
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Spork Lesnar. Is he coming or going? Pick one dude.
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I have sporks in my silverware drawer. Its an amazing investment
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Its not paralegal pussy good but as far as investments go id recommend it
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Sporks are the royalty of utensils.
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You know what else really whips the llamas ass? The forks that have little pizza cutters built into them. Very elite.
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I feel like if you put a butter knife on the end of a spork you could retire the rest of the drawer
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Saw them in a kitchen store once and bought a few. Was a total game changer.
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That kind of disrespect to a superior utensil is exactly why Spork Lesnar walked out on SD!
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Abort Lesnar or Support Lesnar? |
Support Lesnar and his mistaken quest to catering for a snack.
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He spams suplexes and wants spam with his lunch. Which he can eat with a spork.
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