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Mr. Nerfect 07-24-2022 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Wehttam (Post 5566779)
that is usually how news works.

Lol, no, they’re always covering someone else’s coverage.

IC Champion 07-24-2022 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Destor (Post 5566435)
Not good for the stock or the product. You now have non carnies running all of wrestling. This mightbe the moment wrestling dies. In 15 years looking back on this might be it.

Is this a joke? It’s a company that’s ingrained in the fabric of America. Just because a dirt bag was outed from his position, a position he used to coerce female performers into sexual acts doesn’t mean pro wrestling will crumble lol. I can’t believe you’re in the actual industry and believe this. A Fucking ghoul is no longer allowed to prey on people he holds power over. Good riddance and anyone who thinks this is a bad thing is also a fucking ghoul.

IC Champion 07-24-2022 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Destor (Post 5566452)
I wanna send my condolences to all the paralegals out there who wont be able to become millionaires from consensual sex. Stay strong queens.

Yeah, that’s all people are alleging. Thank god

owenbrown 07-24-2022 03:24 PM

hopefully Kevin Dunn gets future endeavored soon

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...45/165/433.gif

Stu Hart 07-24-2022 04:47 PM

I'm calling it right now... Vince will be back in some role (not CEO or executive but creative), perhaps as a consultant - I give it 12 months.

Destor 07-24-2022 05:17 PM

There are plenty of young women who cant wait to fuck a near death billionaire. He'll be ok

Mr. Nerfect 07-24-2022 05:18 PM

He might actually enjoy time off. Has the guy ever had a proper holiday?

Destor 07-24-2022 06:06 PM

Think of all the waitresses he's missed out on

Sepholio 07-24-2022 06:14 PM

The real reason Vince retired is so he can pay for hot brauds without being scrutinized for it by a bunch of loser IWC neckbeards.

Destor 07-24-2022 06:24 PM

Now there's a retirement plan i can get behind

Blonde Moment 07-24-2022 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Nerfect (Post 5566809)
He might actually enjoy time off. Has the guy ever had a proper holiday?

The man sleeps 4 hours a day and probably would have installed a toilet into his chair if he could have

Blonde Moment 07-24-2022 07:03 PM

Unless there is an undisclosed illness setting in my guess if that he isn't involved in something serious in the next 12 months, he will be dead in 2 years. Some people are just wired differently, and the inactivity could kill him

erickman 07-24-2022 07:11 PM

he will buy a indy promotion

Destor 07-24-2022 07:26 PM

Statistically if you retire after 65 you only live 18 months but we have to factor in the one of the most important things to living a long life is to have a consistent sex life. 100Xs/yr = 5-8 years onto your total life. So it really we could just check these hush money receipts and do some quick math and prolly nail his life expectancy down to the hour.

Destor 07-24-2022 07:27 PM

He might be able to write the sex off as a medical expense too

Mr. Nerfect 07-24-2022 07:35 PM

Vince is having so much sex he’ll be 52 again in by the end of next financial year.

Mr. Nerfect 07-24-2022 07:36 PM

He’ll be doing a Conrad podcast in between live sex celebrations.

Supreme Olajuwon 07-24-2022 09:31 PM

Sorry, real quick gonna circle back to the news on Friday and then we can resume talking about the most up to date info…

More like Walk Lesnar

Destor 07-24-2022 09:55 PM

Wok Lesnar

Mr. Nerfect 07-24-2022 10:46 PM

Balk Lesnar

Mr. Nerfect 07-24-2022 10:46 PM

Shock Lesnar

Mr. Nerfect 07-24-2022 10:47 PM

One more thing:

Falk Lesnar

Destor 07-24-2022 11:22 PM

Tony Faulk Lesnar

Mr. Nerfect 07-25-2022 12:29 AM

Spork Lesnar. Is he coming or going? Pick one dude.

Destor 07-25-2022 12:37 AM

I have sporks in my silverware drawer. Its an amazing investment

Destor 07-25-2022 12:37 AM

Its not paralegal pussy good but as far as investments go id recommend it

Sepholio 07-25-2022 12:55 AM

Sporks are the royalty of utensils.

Sepholio 07-25-2022 12:56 AM

You know what else really whips the llamas ass? The forks that have little pizza cutters built into them. Very elite.

Destor 07-25-2022 01:07 AM

I feel like if you put a butter knife on the end of a spork you could retire the rest of the drawer

Mr. Nerfect 07-25-2022 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Destor (Post 5566856)
Its not paralegal pussy good but as far as investments go id recommend it

Well I trusted your recommendation on paralegal pussy, so I might put some stock in your spork one.

Mr. Nerfect 07-25-2022 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Sepholio (Post 5566858)
You know what else really whips the llamas ass? The forks that have little pizza cutters built into them. Very elite.

I legitimately have no clue what you’re talking about. I looked them up. Never, ever seen one in the wild here.

Sepholio 07-25-2022 01:48 AM

Saw them in a kitchen store once and bought a few. Was a total game changer.

Sepholio 07-25-2022 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Destor (Post 5566862)
I feel like if you put a butter knife on the end of a spork you could retire the rest of the drawer

What would you call it at that point? Spknork?

Triple A 07-25-2022 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Sepholio (Post 5566869)
Saw them in a kitchen store once and bought a few. Was a total game changer.

Confused by this... What's the benefit... having one less fork in the drawer? Seems unwieldy to use as a fork anyway... fucked up...

Triple A 07-25-2022 02:39 AM

fucked...

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/89e...2&odnBg=FFFFFF

Sepholio 07-25-2022 03:58 AM

That kind of disrespect to a superior utensil is exactly why Spork Lesnar walked out on SD!

Mr. Nerfect 07-25-2022 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Sepholio (Post 5566874)
That kind of disrespect to a superior utensil is exactly why Spork Lesnar walked out on SD!

When you say Spork Lesnar walked out, do you mean he walked out on the show and never came back, or that he walked out from behind the curtain and appeared on it?

Abort Lesnar or Support Lesnar?

Sepholio 07-25-2022 04:20 AM

Support Lesnar and his mistaken quest to catering for a snack.

Mr. Nerfect 07-25-2022 05:21 AM

He spams suplexes and wants spam with his lunch. Which he can eat with a spork.

Destor 07-25-2022 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Triple A (Post 5566873)

wait this means they eat pizza with a fork


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