you have watched Mr. Nanny amd Walking Tall more than once

When you drink from a cup you do it with two hands as if you were drinking from a chalice. You have Gangrel's theme playing in your head while you do this.

It's a typical dance. A circle forms whereone guy gets in the middle and shows off his skills. You get in the middle and... BUST OUT THE FRENCH TICKLER!!!

Or paid to see them.. :shifty:

you and your friends stonecold a 30 case of beer by having one friend randomly toss out beers when you call for them and then taking two and smash them together.

You randomly get the urge to start stomping your foot on the ground and tell people that you are just "Tuning up the band."

In Junior High basketball we always used to come out to the DX theme, when i was a senior i wanted to come out to Triple H's theme, but i was the only person that still watched wrestling, so that got nixed.
When i was a senior we had a big report that we had to do, and i did mine on the evolution of professional wrestling.
There was a kid in my school that everyone used to call Goldberg, ( I never really figured out why, he was really scrawny, but whatever) he moved to a different town and came back once for our homecoming pep rally, and about 80% of the school started a GOLDBERG chant that went on probably for a couple of minutes.

I swear to god im in a couple of uni classes were the prof is boring me to death and I start thinking, man I wish someone would shut the guy up. I start hearing wrestler's theme music and I picture them nailing their finisher on the prof. So far I have pictured Orton hitting the RKO when the prof turns around and the Batista bomb on the table . :rofl:

Your best pick up line is asking the girl if she wants to ride "Space Mountain."

When watching a football game (U.S.) and you see the quarterback get sacked you yell out, "GOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRREEE!!!!!!"

When talking smack to someone you told them that you would "kick their roody poo candy ass all over God's green Earth."

It's shocking how many of these I'm guilty of. The Answer, try giving a stunner to the student director.

You use bizzare weapons against people in real life situations e.g. guitar (actually did this to my dad a few weeks ago, what a cool noise it makes)

I have a pic of me and TGR going all DX. Pretty funny

...I had the people's eyebrow in my 9th grade yearbook.

I was stunnering the guy behind me. He counted to 3 (the photographer) and it had a delayed flash, so when I saw the light I just grabbed him. I'll see if I can find the yearbook.

...you scald dogs to see if JR's been full of shit this whole time.
...you feel the need to back up the phrase "No thanks, I don't like pie" with something that re-affirms your masculinity.
...the shows you booked with your Hasbro WWF figures when you were 10 are better than this month's WWE PPV (bonus points for a face turn by either Papa Shango or the Berzerker).
...you stopped saying your prayers and taking your vitamins for a dark period in the mid-'90s.

Now THAT's just Universal.

Yeah, those were some good shows. After all, you can't beat a main event like Terminator v. Tatanka v. Giant Wolverine for the title.

Back to the subject ..... when every New Year's Eve, you do the Y2J pose along with the countdown.

.... you carry a giant bag and you warn people that you've got 25 inches of fear in there, ala Jake Roberts. Expect more looks if this is a pick-up line, which the word "bag" would be replaced with "pants".

.... you add bullhorns and your initials to the front of your car/bike/skateboard/dog.

You consider yourself to have a broad and diverse taste in music, because you listen to Hogan's, Booker T's, and Undertaker's Themes.

...You actually recognised both people who appeared on Raw last night without being told.

...You think that WCW should have sued Marvel, because of that super hero that rips of Mysterio...

...You refer to any black guy you meet as a "charismatic young man."

You remember that Kane killed Abel, but wonder what federation he wrestled for.

You think that the Romans got the "thumbs up", "thumbs down" thing from Batista

You wonder if it would hurt jumping off that balcony up there.

You get in the middle of the dance floor at a club and do the Spinerooni.
When you're going down on a girl, you do Rock's Lalalalalala-OW!