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Here lie the Steiner brothers--Still being held back by Edge and Christian.
Here lies Maven. Here lie the Maven Fanclub. May they both rest in peace. |
Here lies WWE creative (2005). Inscribed below are their final words:
Never feed Dusty Rhodes Chili in a closed room! |
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These are gold!
HopefullY don't repeat any... there have been a done of quality stuff already. Here Lies Booker T A massive heart attack, FIVE TIMES! FIVE TIMES! FIVE TIMES! FIVE TIMES! FIVE TIMES! Here Lies Fuanki Hades #1 Announcer Here Lies Chris Masters Someone broke the masterlock, got into his house, and shot him. Here Lies Orlando Jordan He passed away in 25 seconds Here Lies Ultimate Warrior It's Over. NO IT'S NOT!!! Here Lies Tugboat He met a steamship head on. Here Lies Ric Flair Died tragically on a Disneyland roller coaster. Here Lies Simon Dean Nova still alive. Here Lies <s>Ken</s> MISTERRRRRRRRRRR KENNEDY!!!!!!! (Kennedy!!) |
Here Lies Randy Orton Bugs poop on him now. Here Lies Brock Lesnar Suicide after losing in Fantasy Football Here Lies Hulk Hogan Lo and behold, it WAS his last match. Here Lies Sean O'Haire Caged in Hell as well. Here Lies Booker T I still remember. Here Lies X-Pac Beaten to death by Chyna Here Lies JBL Soapin' Satan Up Here Lies JBL Met a crowd of Jews. Here Lies Danny Basham Who? Here Lies Katie Vick Here Lies Kane Here Lies Triple H Here Lies Nathan Jones Stumbled off a bridge in a breakdancing contest. |
Triple H: I never-ah saw it-ah coming-ah.
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Brooklyn (or Boston) Brawler: Jobbed to the Grim Reaper
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Batista: Dancing on that big DDR mat in the sky.
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Here lies Steve Austin--One of his wives fought back.
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Randy Savage: Accident while "Being a Man".
Carlito: Neck broke under the weight of his afro Jake "The Snake" Roberts: Died, Surprisingly Enough, of Natural Causes |
Here lies Brock LEsnar--Killed by the internet.
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Here lies Hardcore Holly--Died in an MIT experiment to cure baldness.
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Here lies Brock Lesnar
Hit by an F-5... Tornado. |
Tyson Tomko: Found a problem he couldn't solve.
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Booker T: Six feet is a long way for a shovel. Can you dig it, Sucka?
La Parka: take off the mask, and he looks exactly the same with it on. Undertaker: Talk about "living your gimmick." Chris Benoit: Thought he could drive drunk; was proven wrong. Disco Inferno: in a different kind of inferno now. Terry Funk: Ehhh, he'll be back in a year. |
Hurricane: He stood back a bit too far on that cliff.
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Chris Benoit: 4real from 1961-2005
Benoit: Apparently, he couldn't do THAT in 25.5 seconds. |
Here lay AJ Styles and Petey Williams
The Canadian Style Destroyer was one of their dumber ideas |
x freaking D
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Here Lies Hulk Hogan--Out Politicking Michaels in Hel...Errrr..Heaven.
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Here lies Luther Reigns: He never had dem peas b'fo.
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Here Lies Don West:You've Got to be Kidding me
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Rey: Who's that falling out the sky?
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Here lies Gene Snitsky
Even he couldn't take Chyna's feet. |
I think this should be stickied. :D
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Here Lies Gene Snitsky:It turns out it really WASNT HIS FAULT
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Not only are you not funny, when you are, it's because you've used a gag posted a few times already. :-\
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HERE LIES GOLDBERG
He was next. |
:lol: I think that has already been used Corky
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Yeah I think you're right. I'm pretty sure I've seen that one before.
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lol, yeah I did on the first page
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Here Lie Billy Gunn & Jesse James: Oh, they didn't know?
Here Lies Maria: ??? Here Lies ______ ______: Yeah, we couldn't think of a new name for Kip either. Here Lies Ric Flair: Finally riding Space Mountain to that great WHOOOOOOOO!!!! in the sky. Here Lies Eric Bischoff: Burt Reynolds, you will never be forgotten... Here Lies Christian: From glass ceiling to dirt ground. Here Lies the Ultimate Warrior: Queering killed him Here Lies JBL: He looks more like the gorilla from Tarzan now... Here Lies Brock: There went the pain Here Lies Johnny B Badd: Johnny B Dead Here Lies Kevin Nash: Here lies Kev— OOWWWWW MY QUAD!!! Here Lies Hulk Hogan: He is a real...dead American Here Lies Rob Conway: No longer a sight to see Here Lies Scotty 2 Hotty: Wow, it's about damn time! Here Lies Mr. Kennedy: Kennedy... Here Lies Brakus: Yeah, we don't know who he was either Here Lies Kerwin White: White as a ghost...whoops... Here Lies Faarooq: Well, he'll be damned Here Lies Steven Richards: If anybody has found his body, please contact the cemetary immediately Here Lie the _____ Boyz: Please call us for name ideas so we can finish this headstone Here Lies Randy Orton: He crapped in one bag too many Here Lies X-Pac: The Sucking Machine finally got him, too Here Lies Carlito: Now this...this isn't cool Here Lies Brock Lesnar: The Smarks got a hold of him Here Lies Luther Reigns: Ah, so THIS is where he's been... |
Here lies The Undertaker, but it won't be long before he sits up again.
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Here lies Big Vis, we couldn't find a big enough casket, so we used a showboat
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Keep 'em coming. Don't slack off freaks!
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HBK: I lost my smile
Scott Hall:Survey says? I'm dead Sting: That look didn't do Brandon Lee good either Hurricane: Tried to live his gimmick Gangrel: Choked on Garlic HHH:Nobody left to Bury up here. Orton: Is Satan considered a legend?? Molly Holly: I died a virgin Taker: I was buried alive.Where is my cowboy hat? Al Snow: I lost HEAD |
Jim Ross: Bah gawd, he must have fallen all of FIFTY feet!
Shawn Michaels: Lost his smile. And several vital organs. Bubba/D-Von: 3D - Dudleys Dropped Dead. |
Here lies Keven Nash.
(Next to it...) Here lies Kevin Nash's quad. Here lies Mick Foley Thought the car was his theme music. Here lies Kane Getting an ear full from Katie. Here lies Triple H Apparently his nose was a tumor. Here lies Mick Foley BANG BANG'd Here lies John Cena Drove into Harlem Here lies The Rock For the millions AND MILLIONS of Rock's maggots! Here lies Stacy Keibler Note: Legs on display in Vince McMahon's office. Here lies Hulk Hogan Wasn't immortal. Here lies Hulk Hogan Hulkamania will be dead forever. |
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