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Kane Knight 09-02-2005 02:08 AM

Here lie the Steiner brothers--Still being held back by Edge and Christian.

Here lies Maven.

Here lie the Maven Fanclub. May they both rest in peace.

Kane Knight 09-02-2005 02:09 AM

Here lies WWE creative (2005). Inscribed below are their final words:
Never feed Dusty Rhodes Chili in a closed room!

Jaton 09-02-2005 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
Here lie the Steiner brothers--Still being held back by Edge and Christian.

Here lies Maven.

Here lie the Maven Fanclub. May they both rest in peace.



HA!

Corkscrewed 09-02-2005 04:40 AM

These are gold!

HopefullY don't repeat any... there have been a done of quality stuff already.




Here Lies Booker T
A massive heart attack, FIVE TIMES! FIVE TIMES! FIVE TIMES!
FIVE TIMES! FIVE TIMES!

Here Lies Fuanki
Hades #1 Announcer

Here Lies Chris Masters
Someone broke the masterlock, got into his house, and shot him.

Here Lies Orlando Jordan
He passed away in 25 seconds

Here Lies Ultimate Warrior
It's Over.
NO IT'S NOT!!!

Here Lies Tugboat
He met a steamship head on.

Here Lies Ric Flair
Died tragically on a Disneyland roller coaster.

Here Lies Simon Dean
Nova still alive.

Here Lies <s>Ken</s> MISTERRRRRRRRRRR KENNEDY!!!!!!!
(Kennedy!!)



Corkscrewed 09-02-2005 04:56 AM

Here Lies Randy Orton
Bugs poop on him now.

Here Lies Brock Lesnar
Suicide after losing in Fantasy Football

Here Lies Hulk Hogan
Lo and behold, it WAS his last match.

Here Lies Sean O'Haire
Caged in Hell as well.

Here Lies Booker T
I still remember.

Here Lies X-Pac
Beaten to death by Chyna

Here Lies JBL
Soapin' Satan Up

Here Lies JBL
Met a crowd of Jews.

Here Lies Danny Basham
Who?

Here Lies Katie Vick
Here Lies Kane
Here Lies Triple H

Here Lies Nathan Jones
Stumbled off a bridge in a breakdancing contest.


aaronkyle86 09-02-2005 05:00 AM

Triple H: I never-ah saw it-ah coming-ah.

aaronkyle86 09-02-2005 05:07 AM

Brooklyn (or Boston) Brawler: Jobbed to the Grim Reaper

Xero 09-02-2005 09:52 AM

Batista: Dancing on that big DDR mat in the sky.

Kane Knight 09-02-2005 11:15 AM

Here lies Steve Austin--One of his wives fought back.

Vastardikai 09-02-2005 11:27 AM

Randy Savage: Accident while "Being a Man".

Carlito: Neck broke under the weight of his afro

Jake "The Snake" Roberts: Died, Surprisingly Enough, of Natural Causes

Kane Knight 09-02-2005 11:46 AM

Here lies Brock LEsnar--Killed by the internet.

Kane Knight 09-02-2005 11:47 AM

Here lies Hardcore Holly--Died in an MIT experiment to cure baldness.

Jaton 09-02-2005 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed
Here Lies Randy Orton
Bugs poop on him now.

Here Lies Sean O'Haire
Caged in Hell as well.




:rofl: :rofl:

Xero 09-02-2005 12:38 PM

Here lies Brock Lesnar
Hit by an F-5... Tornado.

Vastardikai 09-02-2005 12:44 PM

Tyson Tomko: Found a problem he couldn't solve.

Nowhere Man 09-02-2005 01:01 PM

Booker T: Six feet is a long way for a shovel. Can you dig it, Sucka?

La Parka: take off the mask, and he looks exactly the same with it on.

Undertaker: Talk about "living your gimmick."

Chris Benoit: Thought he could drive drunk; was proven wrong.

Disco Inferno: in a different kind of inferno now.

Terry Funk: Ehhh, he'll be back in a year.

Xero 09-02-2005 01:13 PM

Hurricane: He stood back a bit too far on that cliff.

Jaton 09-02-2005 01:24 PM

Chris Benoit: 4real from 1961-2005
Benoit: Apparently, he couldn't do THAT in 25.5 seconds.

Xero 09-02-2005 01:31 PM

Here lay AJ Styles and Petey Williams
The Canadian Style Destroyer was one of their dumber ideas

Jaton 09-02-2005 01:33 PM

x freaking D

Kane Knight 09-02-2005 02:44 PM

Here Lies Hulk Hogan--Out Politicking Michaels in Hel...Errrr..Heaven.

Jaton 09-02-2005 06:37 PM

Here lies Luther Reigns: He never had dem peas b'fo.

Corkscrewed 09-03-2005 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126
Here lay AJ Styles and Petey Williams
The Canadian Style Destroyer was one of their dumber ideas

I can't stop laughing because I'm picturing that mentally, and it's such a ridiculous image. :rofl:

Skippord 09-03-2005 04:20 AM

Here Lies Don West:You've Got to be Kidding me

Jaton 09-03-2005 10:43 AM

Rey: Who's that falling out the sky?

Xero 09-03-2005 10:45 AM

Here lies Gene Snitsky
Even he couldn't take Chyna's feet.

Jaton 09-03-2005 10:47 AM

I think this should be stickied. :D

Skippord 09-03-2005 09:01 PM

Here Lies Gene Snitsky:It turns out it really WASNT HIS FAULT

Corkscrewed 09-04-2005 04:02 AM

Not only are you not funny, when you are, it's because you've used a gag posted a few times already. :-\

Corkscrewed 09-04-2005 04:03 AM

HERE LIES GOLDBERG
He was next.

Impact! 09-04-2005 04:14 AM

:lol: I think that has already been used Corky

Watson 09-04-2005 04:27 AM

Yeah I think you're right. I'm pretty sure I've seen that one before.

Impact! 09-04-2005 04:32 AM

lol, yeah I did on the first page

TerranRich 09-04-2005 10:50 AM

Here Lie Billy Gunn & Jesse James: Oh, they didn't know?

Here Lies Maria: ???

Here Lies ______ ______: Yeah, we couldn't think of a new name for Kip either.

Here Lies Ric Flair: Finally riding Space Mountain to that great WHOOOOOOOO!!!! in the sky.

Here Lies Eric Bischoff: Burt Reynolds, you will never be forgotten...

Here Lies Christian: From glass ceiling to dirt ground.

Here Lies the Ultimate Warrior: Queering killed him

Here Lies JBL: He looks more like the gorilla from Tarzan now...

Here Lies Brock: There went the pain

Here Lies Johnny B Badd: Johnny B Dead

Here Lies Kevin Nash: Here lies Kev— OOWWWWW MY QUAD!!!

Here Lies Hulk Hogan: He is a real...dead American

Here Lies Rob Conway: No longer a sight to see

Here Lies Scotty 2 Hotty: Wow, it's about damn time!

Here Lies Mr. Kennedy: Kennedy...

Here Lies Brakus: Yeah, we don't know who he was either

Here Lies Kerwin White: White as a ghost...whoops...

Here Lies Faarooq: Well, he'll be damned

Here Lies Steven Richards: If anybody has found his body, please contact the cemetary immediately

Here Lie the _____ Boyz: Please call us for name ideas so we can finish this headstone

Here Lies Randy Orton: He crapped in one bag too many

Here Lies X-Pac: The Sucking Machine finally got him, too

Here Lies Carlito: Now this...this isn't cool

Here Lies Brock Lesnar: The Smarks got a hold of him

Here Lies Luther Reigns: Ah, so THIS is where he's been...

Just John 09-04-2005 11:02 AM

Here lies The Undertaker, but it won't be long before he sits up again.

Just John 09-04-2005 11:04 AM

Here lies Big Vis, we couldn't find a big enough casket, so we used a showboat

Jaton 09-04-2005 12:02 PM

Keep 'em coming. Don't slack off freaks!

JTB31 09-04-2005 01:54 PM

HBK: I lost my smile

Scott Hall:Survey says? I'm dead

Sting: That look didn't do Brandon Lee good either

Hurricane: Tried to live his gimmick

Gangrel: Choked on Garlic

HHH:Nobody left to Bury up here.

Orton: Is Satan considered a legend??

Molly Holly: I died a virgin

Taker: I was buried alive.Where is my cowboy hat?

Al Snow: I lost HEAD

LSD 09-04-2005 02:12 PM

Jim Ross: Bah gawd, he must have fallen all of FIFTY feet!

Shawn Michaels: Lost his smile. And several vital organs.

Bubba/D-Von: 3D - Dudleys Dropped Dead.


Xero 09-04-2005 02:16 PM

Here lies Keven Nash.
(Next to it...) Here lies Kevin Nash's quad.

Here lies Mick Foley
Thought the car was his theme music.

Here lies Kane
Getting an ear full from Katie.

Here lies Triple H
Apparently his nose was a tumor.

Here lies Mick Foley
BANG BANG'd

Here lies John Cena
Drove into Harlem

Here lies The Rock
For the millions AND MILLIONS of Rock's maggots!

Here lies Stacy Keibler
Note: Legs on display in Vince McMahon's office.

Here lies Hulk Hogan
Wasn't immortal.

Here lies Hulk Hogan
Hulkamania will be dead forever.


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