What's the record for most jobs in one night?

I dare someone to slo-mo Big Daddy V's fat jiggling.

I like those limited edition Berserker brand boots. :y:

HUSS HUSS HUSS

5 pages for an ECW thread with 20 minutes still left in the show. GREAT SUCCESS!

LOL of course when V turns badass he's from Harlem

$5 says Burke jobs to Punk and the Morrison takes out Punk.

Where was he from before? Menonamissionville?

haha TEN LOSS TUBBY (A nickname given by UK fans to former UK and current Minnesota head b-ball coach Tubby Smith)

No way, Morrison pins Punk 10 seconds into the babyface comeback via ARMDRAG

Boone will prolly make a headline on a HUGE ECW SPOILER and that Stevie Richards finally won a match defeating Kevin Thorn.

I still think that Stevie win was a glitch in the Matrix.

Nah, Punk will submit as soon as he touches the ring ropes getting into the ring. He'll say that he's afraid the ring ropes will rub off his tattoos.

Morrison should use a Doors song as his theme music.

at PWInsider, it says "Ongoing ECW on SCIFI Coverage: Guess Who Won A Match Tonight

It is so hypnotic.

Vedder turns the lights on too bright, Punk taps out says that they "stratch his retinas"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I saw that earlier, I had a good laugh.

Start of the year looked like Morrison was going to get a pretty big push but then by the spring he was jobbing in lots of matches and teaming with Kenny in a lower tag team then WHAM! hes the ECW champ.

Punk will not even show up because he's got "family problems" a day later Maria and their dog Peps are found dead and Punk ODed on Tylenol.

Burke needs to quit doing the Scott Hall walk.

John Morisson is great.

Vince back on RAW in late 04 in a pre-match speech on a battle royal

''I cant have the winner of this battle royal be World Heavyweight Champion! I mean Stevie Richards might be the World Heavyweight Champion!''

Take a look, at da black guy!

So where is our good friend, Marcus Cor Von? :(

Another reason why Stevie blew up that limo.

ECW Thread might beat out the RAW thread tonight and its only a 1 hr show!

hhahaha, for reals?

He got lost hunting hippophants.

In Cor Vons return he might lose to Stevie!

Well Stevie Richards winning a match is a serious subject.

He's probably getting inducted to the pouncing Hall of Fame.

BTW, is stevie still banging victoria?

And Raw was actually good this week!

WOO Punk's minute of offense

Yup funny thing was Stevie lasted until like the final 4 or 5 left. The Battle Royal Winner was supposed to be WHC but Vince changed it to winner meets HHH for the held up WHC. Benoit and Edge eliminated each other same time to make it a Triple Threat Match which led to the contreversiall finish where there was a pinfall/tap at the same time.

But did it have a steve richards win?

Holy Shit an ECW chant

Whoever makes next weeks ECW thread the subtitle of it has to be. ''Can Stevie make it 2 in a row?''