GOD I NEED A CIG RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and I don't even smoke)

FUCKING BLOODY CHRIST NO.

<font color=goldenrod>*MARKS THE FUCK OUT*</font>

...also kinda pointless. Surreal as it is to see Punk with the big gold belt, they're gonna shit allover this and he's gonna lose his first defense.

Crazy shit right there.

Lots of people predicted it, myself included, but who REALLY thought WWE would go through with it?

OMgoose.

I'd like to see this continue as much as any of you, but that would mean WWE writers have some sort of sense. It can't happen.

Every smark in the world just wet themselves.

Damn. Hell of a start.

The epitome of a transitional champion right there.

wow

Just to clarify, that was a great 20 minutes of programming and a great angle... but god CM Punk is the World Champion and that makes my soul hurt.

Horrible, horrible, horrible booking right there.

Punk is gonna have one short reign.

Raw is officially the "C" show now.

And giving Dancin' Dave 8 title shots in a row made sense?
The writers don't use logic. Sometimes it pays off, sometimes it doesn't.

DAMIT CM PUNK IS WORLD CHAMPION

CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK

C M FUCKING PUNK!!!

FUCK THE HATERS!!

That was awsome.

CM Spunk is now the top dog in the company. Poor old Koko B. Kingston, that was short lived.

CM PUNK: WORLD CHAMPION

The best part of that was CM Punk rushing Lillian and the ref to start the match before Edge recovered

1ST EVER ROH AND WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!!

This means we get Edge vs. Hunter on SmackDown. FANTASTIC.

um.......YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Just to highlight how much faith WWE really has in Spunk, they had to have Edge get destroyed by Batista first in order to give him the strap.

I'd say Punk is only '2nd-to-top dog', Carl. Triple H is now the clear #1.

FUCK YOU BATISTA, PUNK DID WHAT YOU COULDNT

He'll lose it at the Bash, but YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

WE GO FROM PUNK TO MICKIE, I CREAMED MY PANTS

This RAW has been kicking ass so far :y:

Dude...last week Kofi and Punk were on ECW

now...

Kofi is the IC Champ

CM Punk is the World Heavyweight Champion

Jillian.................WHERE'S LAYLA!?

Gotta love the look on Mickie's face during this.

:lol: Jillian. Yeah, boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

Not attractive but her terrible singing gimmick has its moments, thanks to her enthusiasm.

Read it again. That was my point.

This whole thing makes too much sense for it to have come from that staff.

Incidentally, Cole/Lawler is the best commentary team in WWE.