Me too.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

I really like the set they did. It actually fits the theme of the PPV instead of just having a clusterfuck of LEDs.

Randy Orton...........The Terminator Prototype

This is in Chicago right? I wonder if they will go with CM Punk cashing in.

Randy Orton is not impressed with the pyrotechnics of one Dave Batista.

Dude you know I love you but PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT!!!!11

Batista reminds me of that retarded gorilla that talked in the movie Congo.

I is serious Batista. This is serious match.

I swear this intro has been going on for 10 minutes

Ortons got some love tonight, Edge will probably be a conquering hero

CM Punk is pretty damn good, despite the stupid tattoos.

MICHAEL COLE WITH THE EPIC BIOS.

Michael Cole is about to bust out all the things Batista and Randy "said" throughout this heated rivalry.

I'm yawning already. lol

We have to see if this is Boo Boo Face Batista

Rumor has it WWE is looking to hold SummerSlam in the TokyoDome and have Tajiri return as a main eventer on SmackDown!

I would pay to see it...

Im still on John Morrisons entrance
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Really,Really Slow Stream :shifty:

jk

Just like Cena uses those bastardized suplexes.

LOL

BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK

(It got Hardcore Holly and Maven over.)

NEARFALL BY THE ANIMAL BATISTA!

What an arrogant pose by THE VIPER Randy Orton.

And in an unrelated story. Perry Saturn was found trying to get into WWE Headquarters with moppy. Strangly he just wanted to mop the floor :shifty: :D

Wow... so this crowd WAS into the show. lol

Michael Cole apparently feels the pain of the wrestlers as it always sounds like he is taking a shit when he talks in the middle of a move.

You gotta build them up...to tear them down...to build them up again!

They will be in Edge/Hardy pretty damn hard, and if CM Punk "cashes in"...The Great Chicago Fire II.

THE VIPER with the rest hold...HOW METHODICAL IS THIS KING?!

I love how orton will work a body part and then proceed to stomp on random ones

I wish I could get Michael Cole to call a porno.

That is why he is THE VIPER.

THE SICK LOOK IN THE FACE OF THE VIPER as he planted THE ANIMAL with that VICIOUS DDT!

Why do they have to compare Orton to snakes all the time?

The PYTHON

VINTAGE BILL GOLDBERG!!!

They should tease The Punt one more time and then have him nail it if they are having Orton go over.

VINTAGE RON JEROMY!!!

THE ANIMAL has become ENRAGED.