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Rob 02-04-2006 09:17 PM

Yep

Danny Electric 02-04-2006 09:26 PM

I'm at work till half 5, fucking selfrdiges.

Rob 02-04-2006 09:34 PM

You work in the Oxford St one?

Danny Electric 02-04-2006 09:38 PM

No, I work at the one in Birmingham.
The one in Oxford St. is so much nicer.

Rob 02-04-2006 09:44 PM

Good job I go to Birmingham a lot then. I'll ponce discount later :D Need it since I got a baby on the way.

Danny Electric 02-04-2006 09:49 PM

I work in the Topman section, I can get you a Topman discount lol

Rob 02-04-2006 09:50 PM

They sell beer in there right?

Danny Electric 02-04-2006 09:54 PM

Yeah, their's a bar on the top floor which overlooks Birmingham.

XL 02-04-2006 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Electric
Yeah, their's a bar on the top floor which overlooks Birmingham.

Dude it's THERE, not their!!!!!!!!!:p

Don't know why your bothered bout missing the game tomorrow, I could understand if you were a real fan, but you're not!

Besides if its anything like the Pool/Man Utd match it'll suck!
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Congrats to Luke Moore, boy done good for us today, shame he'll be at Boro next season....after all 'They have more ambition!'


*pun intended

Rob 02-04-2006 10:32 PM

That match ruled. Well the last 90 seconds did :D

Danny Electric 02-04-2006 10:35 PM

That match fucking sucked.
Oh and Lee good result today.
Come back cos i have no friends.

Danny Electric 02-04-2006 10:37 PM

Yeah joey barton is a cock for wanting to go to boro'.
Wait, he's a cock anyway.

Rob 02-04-2006 10:40 PM

He doesn't want to go to Boro really does he?

Danny Electric 02-04-2006 10:43 PM

He was just ill advised i think.

Mike the Metal Ed 02-04-2006 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob
Apparently Ian Holloway is gonna be the new Leicester manager.

Personally, I'll be glad to see the back of him at QPR. He did really well but he has taken them as far as he can and it's time for a new face.

With the results Rob Kelly's been getting, I really can't see why we can't stick with him until the end of the season. It's the first mention I've heard of Holloway, however. You've been talking to your sport-fixing "contacts" like the Royal Rumble haven't you. :shifty:

Wengerland 02-05-2006 07:03 AM

Fuck Holloway, i'm not getting a season ticket next year if he gets the job. His QPR side play the worst football imaginable and resort to, well not play-acting, but they certainly milk any challenges.

I suppose it was just in the News of The World though, but with them getting all the big names it must be true.

Mr. Monday Morning 02-05-2006 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Electric
He was just ill advised i think.

Willie Mackay is a tosser :mad:

Rob Ban Fan 02-05-2006 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wengerland
I suppose it was just in the News of The World though, but with them getting all the big names it must be true.

<font color="#ff6600">Terry Venables- We're his official paper

:love:</font>

XL 02-05-2006 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob
He doesn't want to go to Boro really does he?

Everybody wants to go to Boro! They have AMBITION

Rob Ban Fan 02-05-2006 10:19 AM

<font color="#ff6600">Yakubu wanted to go to Boro because he wanted a crack at Europe with a big club.

FACT</font>

Ogen 02-05-2006 11:05 AM

So did half the fucking Villa squad silly cunts

Rob 02-05-2006 01:56 PM

Well I hear Euro Disney is great in the summer.

BCWWF 02-05-2006 05:34 PM

Chelsea wins

Ogen 02-05-2006 07:32 PM

Shit match Liverpool fucking idiots going with Crouch on his own he can't bloody play it on his own he needs someone with him. Reina basically begging for his red card too

Rob 02-05-2006 09:20 PM

Begging for a red card? As much as I hate Liverpool, that was bollocks. Robben should be banned for that play acting. Chelsea are all mouth when they think they are hard done by when he gets a justified second booking against Sunderland so how can they possibly defend that? And if Reina had to go for a straight red then so did William Gallas and probably Del Horno or Terry too.

Cactus Sid 02-06-2006 07:47 AM

We'll be lucky to do anything this season the way things have started going. We just can't finish, and if we dont do anything about it in the summer, we aren't gonna be any closer to Chelsea come the end of next season. 2nd is still a possibility, but we've gotta play Arsenal twice, and they'll be bang up for it against us.

I can't help but feel we should've gone with Crouch and Morientes. Granted, Crouch was abysmal, but he was causing havoc just by being there, if we'd had Nando on the pitch we might've knocked in a few of those set pieces.

As it stands, Chelsea deserved to win for the second half performance. We were always gonna get caught eventually, playing the offside, and Crespos goal was an absolute peach.

As for the Red Card.... it wont get taken away. He's raised his hands and Robben has made a complete twat of himself, but thats the way it goes in football....how many times have we seen it?

On the plus side, it gets Reina out of goal. Its amazing anyone could think he was half decent. He can't catch crosses, he drops shots from close range, he doesn't organise the defence from set-pieces and he saves all his shots with his legs. Dudek might not be great, but he's far better than Reina.

packt up 02-06-2006 09:16 AM

I went to the Birmingham Selfridges coincedently instead of watching the match. Their duck spring rolls sure are yummy. Heard it was pritty crap anyway. Robben looked like a dickhead but Reina is the bigger douche cos you got to expect to be sent off doing something like that.

Ogen 02-06-2006 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob
Begging for a red card? As much as I hate Liverpool, that was bollocks. Robben should be banned for that play acting. Chelsea are all mouth when they think they are hard done by when he gets a justified second booking against Sunderland so how can they possibly defend that? And if Reina had to go for a straight red then so did William Gallas and probably Del Horno or Terry too.

If your thick enough to go grabbing at someones face you should go it wouldn't take a genius to think that he'll drop like a stone

Rob 02-06-2006 03:50 PM

Personally, I think he should have went after Robben and give him something to cry about.

Mr. Monday Morning 02-07-2006 02:59 PM

Rafael Benitez has revealed his admiration for Charlton boss Alan Curbishley as the race to be the new England manager hots up.

But the Liverpool boss, whose side face Charlton at The Valley on Wednesday, is concerned that the debate over Sven-Goran Eriksson's successor could disrupt the build up to the World Cup finals.

As Benitez praised Curbishley he pointedly referred to "other managers who promoted themselves,'' a possible reference to Bolton's Sam Allardyce, a manager whose style of play Benitez has criticised in the past.

Go on Rafa :love:

Mike the Metal Ed 02-07-2006 04:26 PM

<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td class="a3" valign="top">
Gardening Leave...</td><td> </td><td valign="top">Holloway Relieved of Duty

By Gary Silke
Date: 6/2/2006

Speculation linking QPR boss Ian Holloway with the vacant Leicester manager's job has heightened with chairman Gianni Paladini announcing that he had been sent on 'gardening leave' with immediate effect.</td></tr></tbody></table>
Paladini told the official website: "QPR has not sacked Ian but we are concerned about recent performances and the effect the speculation about Ian joining Leicester might have on the players. I hope we can sort something out with Ian as soon as possible."
This may not be cut and dried, with Rangers fans theorising that Paladini has used the Leicester speculation to get rid of a manager he no longer wants.
City responded with the comment: "The process of finding a new manager is still taking place and we won't be commenting on speculation. There is no timescale for when we will appoint a new manager."

There will be plenty for Holloway to do in the garden at this time of year; these are the Royal Horticultural Society's recommendations:
1. Prepare vegetable seed beds, and sow some vegetables under cover
2. Chit potato tubers
3. Protect blossom on apricots, nectarines and peaches
4. Net fruit and vegetable crops to keep the birds off
5. Prune winter-flowering shrubs that have finished flowering
6. Divide bulbs such as snowdrops, and plant those that need planting 'in the green'
7. Prune Wisteria
8. Prune hardy evergreen hedges, and renovate overgrown deciduous hedges
9. Prune conservatory climbers
10. Cut back deciduous grasses left uncut over the winter.

:cool:

Rob 02-07-2006 07:13 PM

QPR are badly in need of a change of manager anyway.

Wengerland 02-08-2006 01:45 PM

Exactly, if we're going to poach someone at least make it someone who's doing a good job and the clubs fans will actually care about him going.

I don't think we'll get him anyway, Mike Newell's having a second interview and he's the man for me. There's been a load of e-mails to the chief executive pleading against appointing Holloway, and he did say the number he got wanting Levein out made a difference in that decision.

Russenmafia 02-08-2006 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob
QPR are badly in need of a change of manager anyway.

Let them take Alex McLeish off Rangers then. Beaten 2-0 off Aberdeen tonight, I can't take any more of this shite from my team.

LK 02-08-2006 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Russenmafia
Let them take Alex McLeish off Rangers then. Beaten 2-0 off Aberdeen tonight, I can't take any more of this shite from my team.

:cool: Jamie Smith, what a player!

u03gks 02-08-2006 07:28 PM

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...d/100_1567.jpg

http://www.afc.co.uk/images/fixtures...8rangers02.jpg


:D :D :D :D

u03gks 02-08-2006 07:34 PM

One more lads.

Go on Stevie Lovell!

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2.../100_1580a.jpg

Ogen 02-08-2006 08:27 PM

Right some of these are wank but some are good and I'm too tired to chop and change at it.

Football chants btw:


(To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:

Your sister is your mother

Your uncle is your brother

You all f@*k one another

The Norwich family

der der der der clap clap etc

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Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.

‘Going down, going down, going down.’

Sunderland fans reply.....

‘So are we , so are we , so are we.’

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“Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?”

Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips
:D:D so harsh :D

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(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):

“VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HE
:D
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He’s here, he’s there

We’re not allowed to swear

Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf”


Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn’t like the idea of a swear word in his song.

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In reference to Jaime Carragher’s dad being banned from football stadiaafter being arrested for being drunk at a football match...

He’s red,

He’s sound,

He’s banned from every ground,

Carra’s dad,

Carra’s dad

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Here’s a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency cover...

He’s bald,

He’s sh*t,

He gets a game when no-one’s fit,

Pascal Cygan!

Pascal Cygan!

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To the tune of Rebel Rebel

Neville Neville, you play in defence,

Neville Neville, your play is immense,

Neville Neville, like Jacko you’re bad, Neville Neville is the

name of

your dad

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“Two Andy Gorams, there’s only two Andy Gorams”...

Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia
:D:D:D

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This is it to the tune of Lord of the Dance:

Sol, Sol, wherever you may be
You're on the verge of lunacy
And we don't give a fųck if you're hanging from a tree
You Judas cunt with HIV

:D Fantastically harsh :D

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"You're shish, and you know you are, you're shish..." - Chelsea fans to Galatasary.

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"You'll be watching the bill, when we're in Seville" - Cletic fans to Rangers fans before Celtic played in the UEFA Cup final.

"We were watching the Bill - What was the score in Seville?" - Rangers response after Celtic got beat.

Mike the Metal Ed 02-08-2006 09:03 PM

In your Coventry slums, In your Coventry slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cause you're so fucking thick,
In your
Coventry slums. In your Coventry slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat You find a dead dog and you think it's a treat
There's piss on the pavements and shit in the street
In your
Coventry slums

:cool:

toxic rooster 02-09-2006 12:21 AM

You drink from the toilet, you piss in the bath
You finger your grandma and think it's a laugh
In your Uruguay slums


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