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yianni 02-09-2006 10:13 AM

Australia vs Greece friendly in Melbourne on May 25! Who the fuck am I going to go for? Go draw. :(

As for football chants:

"Where was (insert goalkeeper's name) when the ball was in the net?
Where was (insert goalkeeper's name) when the ball was in the net?
Where was (insert goalkeeper's name) when the ball was in the net?
HE WAS HANGING ON THE CROSSBAR WITH HIS BALLS AROUND HIS NECK!"

"We're walking on Sunshine, WOOOAH!" (sung after going ahead 2-0 against Sunshine George Cross :D)

"You're 1, Nil down (or whatever the score is)
You come from a shitty town!

Oh (insert other team's name)"

"Away in a manger,
No crib for a bed,
The little lord Jesus,
Lay down and he said...
FUCK OFF (insert opposition team name)" :lol:

Cactus Sid 02-09-2006 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yianni

"Where was (insert goalkeeper's name) when the ball was in the net?
Where was (insert goalkeeper's name) when the ball was in the net?
Where was (insert goalkeeper's name) when the ball was in the net?
HE WAS HANGING ON THE CROSSBAR WITH HIS BALLS AROUND HIS NECK!"

"Away in a manger,
No crib for a bed,
The little lord Jesus,
Lay down and he said...
FUCK OFF (insert opposition team name)" :lol:

I remember singing these when I was about 6

packt up 02-09-2006 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike the Metal Ed
In your Coventry slums, In your Coventry slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cause you're so fucking thick,
In your
Coventry slums. In your Coventry slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat You find a dead dog and you think it's a treat
There's piss on the pavements and shit in the street
In your
Coventry slums

:cool:

Coventry is a fucking dump its true.

Wengerland 02-09-2006 12:44 PM

Fucksake, Newell's turned us down.

Although when i think about it i probably went overboard on the Holloway thing, i mean he's made QPR a decent club in this league i suppose, we played hoofball under Adams but we don't have any tall strikers now anyway, so Holloway will have to be a bit dense to play too many long balls. I'll also retract about not getting a season ticket if he gets the job, because i want one anyway :$

Rob 02-09-2006 01:00 PM

:lol: quality

Rob 02-09-2006 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Russenmafia
Let them take Alex McLeish off Rangers then. Beaten 2-0 off Aberdeen tonight, I can't take any more of this shite from my team.

Well he is gone at the end of the season officially now.

Rob Ban Fan 02-09-2006 04:35 PM

"Sol, Sol, wherever you may be
You're on the verge of lunacy
And we don't give a fųck if you're hanging from a tree
You Judas cunt with HIV"

<font color="#ff6600">ROFL</font>

LK 02-09-2006 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob
Well he is gone at the end of the season officially now.

Agent McLeish - Mission Accomplished - Return to Base.

yianni 02-10-2006 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Ban Fan
"Sol, Sol, wherever you may be
You're on the verge of lunacy
And we don't give a fųck if you're hanging from a tree
You Judas cunt with HIV"

ROFL

:rofl: :lol: :y: :lol:

Rob Ban Fan 02-11-2006 03:25 PM

<font color="#ff6600">the best part of today's game was the fans singing "Gary O'Neil - Centre Midfield" only for 5 minutes later, Redknapp to finally make a substitution to move him into his right position.

Next time we just need to sing "Priske at right back. Ashdown in goal. Toddy upfront." and we might play alright.</font>

Mr. Monday Morning 02-11-2006 06:00 PM

If we tried a song like that it would take half an hour

toxic rooster 02-12-2006 12:25 AM

Sensational, we've beat all the big 3 now :heart:

But it may have saved McClaren's job:(

Mike the Metal Ed 02-12-2006 06:18 AM

2nd year in a row I travel to Brighton to see a not very good performance from City, at least we won this time. First 5 minutes we were on fire, then we slowly started fading out of it, and the 2nd half was unbearable to watch, especially Rab Douglas flapping at everything that came his way. Also, Momo Sylla is still a lazy fuck.

packt up 02-12-2006 09:10 AM

WOOOO Ameobi > Baros

EH OGEN?

Rob 02-12-2006 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wee Gooner
Sensational, we've beat all the big 3 now :heart:

But it may have saved McClaren's job:(

Or maybe that 4 year contract he signed like 2 weeks ago saved it?

toxic rooster 02-12-2006 05:03 PM

Contracts aren't worth the paper they're printed on :o

Except, of course, for the thousands and thousands of pounds they get paid every week.

Rob 02-12-2006 05:27 PM

They are when you are the chairman and have to pay it off and then sign another manager to another contract for just as much money.

Mike the Metal Ed 02-12-2006 09:42 PM

Wondering if anyone has sent money to the Rotherham United supporters trust. In case you don't know, Rotherham are in danger of dropping out of the Football League if they don't raise £1,000,000 in a few weeks. Since I'd hate any fans to lose their team to the business side of football (something that worried me quite a bit in 2003), I thought I'd post the link here for anyone who wishes to donate to help keep the club afloat.

http://www.themillers.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/NewsDetail/0,,10360~781292,00.html

CSL 02-13-2006 08:32 AM

http://www.manutd.is/servicePixies/v...ge.php?id=4755

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...218_obi203.jpg

<font color=white>He looks really unhappy, just like a man pressured into signing a contract.

Not.

What do people think of the whole John Obi Mikel situation?</font>

CSL 02-13-2006 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wee Gooner
Sensational, we've beat all the big 3 now :heart:

<font color=white>...and managed to lose to Sunderland @ home</font>

The Mackem 02-13-2006 08:39 AM

Yeah, they are a good team that Sunderland

Ogen 02-13-2006 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by packt up
WOOOO Ameobi > Baros

EH OGEN?

Terrible penalty stupid cunt.

Y2Ant 02-13-2006 01:24 PM

shit on the villa :cool:

Rob 02-13-2006 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CSL
http://www.manutd.is/servicePixies/v...ge.php?id=4755

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...218_obi203.jpg

<font color=white>He looks really unhappy, just like a man pressured into signing a contract.

Not.

What do people think of the whole John Obi Mikel situation?</font>

Kinda sick of hearing about him. Chelsea should either give us £10 million now or shut the fuck up and let him play for us without hassle.

Karlsberg 02-13-2006 01:48 PM

Well we got West Ham away tonight and were missing Heskey, DJ, Upson and Cunningham so I am fearing the worst.

Ogen 02-13-2006 04:46 PM

Blue noses looking fucking shite

Karlsberg 02-13-2006 05:51 PM

not really much else i can add to that one Ogen we did look fucking shite. Thank god its the cup next weekend and i can forget about the league for awhile.

Ogen 02-13-2006 06:51 PM

Yeah cup is good no more sitting about not really being bothered too much if we win or lose since well no matter what we'll be safe and not challenguing for anything

Mike the Metal Ed 02-14-2006 01:09 PM

James Wesolowski has broken his leg again and is out for the season. :(

Not surprised someone got injured though, Brighton are a really dirty team, going in hard on better players (Hume got felled about 3 times in a few minutes without a card being shown), but dropping like flies at the nearest hint of a free kick. I really hope he's not injury prone, as we'll need him when Joey leaves. You gotta wonder how any player can come back fit from two broken legs in one season though.

Rob Ban Fan 02-14-2006 01:41 PM

<font color="#ff6600">Steve Stone broke his leg like 3 times. Legend.

Probably not the best example cos old Stoney was quite injury prone but in fairness I think it was more to do with his hamstrings than effects of the leg breaks.

So in conclusion i love Steve Stone :(</font>

Y3J 02-14-2006 01:58 PM

HOLY SHIT!

A premiership thread.

*marks the F out*

Y3J 02-14-2006 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Y3J
HOLY SHIT!

A premiership thread.

*marks the F out*

Correction: Sorry, a British Football thread.

*Still marks the F out*

Rob Ban Fan 02-14-2006 02:32 PM

<Font color="#ff6600">who do you support? :cool:</font>

Y3J 02-14-2006 02:36 PM

Ok, i'm probably gonna be at the centre of all the jokes, so here it goes.


I live in London, therefore my local team is...





































...Man Utd.

Mike the Metal Ed 02-14-2006 03:25 PM

BOOOOOOOOO Glory Hunter!

(Not that there's much to be had at Man U right now)

Mike the Metal Ed 02-14-2006 03:26 PM

Who is your nearest league club, just out of interest?

Y3J 02-14-2006 04:51 PM

Brentford

toxic rooster 02-14-2006 08:14 PM

I am in Australia, and my team is Middlesbrough.

I win

Mr. Monday Morning 02-15-2006 02:55 AM

He says, still not having changed his name.

Anyway.

*clap*
*clap*
*clap**clap**clap**clap**clap*
INCE

Still gonna finish like 9th :(

toxic rooster 02-15-2006 06:16 AM

Then gimme something good to change it to.

Wee Doink just isn't good enough


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