Nothing in my life makes me happier than seeing Chad Johnson in dire straits, hours away from getting released from another team, and struggling to get a job.


I'm happy as a pig in shit right now.

This bitch tripping over a box of condoms? BITCH COME THE FUCK ON!!! You are married to a pro athlete. Infidelity is about as common as leaving the toilet seat up.

Bitches will never learn.





*this is in no way an endorsement of Chad Johnson as I hate him with every inch of my existence.

<font color=goldenrod>Fairly certain Chad's career is over. He's getting on in years, looked clueless last year, and is off to a cracking start this year. Can't really have any sympathy for a guy arrested for domestic violence. I thought his chances of making the Dolphins were pretty slim to begin with, but this just seals it.</font>

<font color=goldenrod>Andrew Luck makes his debut today. RP's got his towel at the ready.</font>

LOL LUCK TO BROWN, TOUCHDOWWWWWNNNNNNNNN

first throw in the NFL

<font color=goldenrod>GOAT = confirmed</font>

Has RP's erection gone away yet?

Ocho headbutts a woman, the Pats want Plax and the Bills still suck.. not sure im done laughing yet.. thanks dudes for diverting from a shitty Jets performance on Friday

Same woman who ended up causing Antoine Walker to become broke when they divorced. Later it was found out she was "hiding" a lot of his money claimed as gifts and refused to give any of it back as part of Walker's bankruptcy case.

Although safe to assume Chad's career or at least in Miami is going to be over next week assuming the stuff TMZ has reported ends up being true.

Chad Johnson cements his legacy as the stupid motherfucker I knew him to be all along. I'm content and ready to dole out 'told you so's' all day tomorrow.

<font color=goldenrod>Giants waive S Janzen Jackson

LOL they have like 20 DBs in camp and they cut the one guy that already fucks up my roster prediction :o

Speculation is that they may have brought back Deon Grant.</font>

Deon Grant got beat like he stole something more often than not last year.

OH DID YOU KNOW CHAD JOHNSON JUST GOT DROPPED LIKE A WHORE ON A CORNER AFTER SHE'S SUCKED YOUR DICK?

lol Rams

Rams got raped by the Colts. Welcome to St. Louis Jeff Fisher, you giant douche.

In other news, pack your bags Lee Evans, you've been cut.

Fuck lee evans

Who needs him when you've got Brian "I can catch everything" Robiskie?

Still mad about Sterling Moore knocking the AFC title out of his hands, I see.

Settle down.

It was a 3 yard dump off hahaha

So the Rams had committed to play at Wembley for 3 seasons in a row but have now decided they can't be fucked. Great news for American Rams fans and UK (non Rams) NFL fans.

who are these 'Rams' You speak of?

No progress between the NFL and Refs Union to the point that the NFL is preparing to have replacement refs assigned for the first 3 weeks in the season. They already have all but the final preseason week locked up for replacement refs.

Fuck that, these scab refs are terrible.

Shaun Rogers out for the season with a blood clot in his leg. Second year in a row a Giant was diagnosed with that (Stacy Andrews last year). Scary stuff, hope he's okay.

Rogers was a longshot anyway I think. I'm more troubled by Marvin Austin being hurt again. He's missed 2 years in a row as is.

THE SUPERBOWL CHAMPS YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

:shifty:

:-\

How much of a degenerate gambler I am is pretty easy to figure out..already bet on week 1 up in Delaware
..

Giants -3.5 (solely because the SB champ has never lost the opener since they started making them the opener at home)
Texans -7 vs the dolphins..a gimme at only -7
Chiefs +1 vs Falcons..chiefs as home dogs? All over that
49ers +6 @ Packers..I'll take the 49ers to win, not just cover
Steelers +1 @ Broncos..Steelers will be all over manning
Ravens -6 vs Bengals..Ravens at home..easy

Other games I didn't bet on

Bears -10
Eagles -8.5
Jets -4
Saints -9.5
Pats -6.5
Vikings -4.5 (couldn't believe this, almost took the Jags..)
Lions -9
Panthers -3
Cardinals-1.5
Chargers -1

Also took the ravens are 10:1 to: win the super bowl.. pats are 5:1, packers 6:1, eagles (lol) 8:1 49ers 9:1 and Texans 12:1...longest odds are jags/browns at 180:1 and Colts at 150:1.

Thought about putting something on the saints while they're 17:1..

How do you usually do on week one

Pack-Texans superbowl

2 years ago I won a 4 team parlay week 1.

Last year nit so well

How can you get ALL games wrong. Jesus

http://www.nfl.com/scores/2011/REG1

Come on, how do you not get ONE of these.

Well to lose on a multiple team parlay you only need to get 1 of the games wrong, which happened a lot over 17 weeks..

Oh, sorry, I don't know how that works. My bad.

Okay so I'm a Bengals Fan, and I know that the last five years, the 'Natti is 3-2 in Baltimore and that the Bengals play the Ravens quite tough on the road.

But then again I'm a Bengals fan, WHAT THE FUCK DO I KNOW?

I would just feel lucky in his shoes that they caught it. That kind of thing will make you drop dead.

Ravens have won 19 of their last 20 home games back to 11/29/09 including 2 wins over the bengals. Only loss was 13-10 to the Steelers in 2010.

Under harbaugh they're 28-5 at home since 2008.

Δ#typicaldrofordfootballpost

http://www.bengals.com/team/all-time...ts/ravens.html

Last eight years? four wins and four losses four the bengals in baltimore.


Bengals are 1-3 since 08.

Defense aging, Suggs Missing, Just observations. Good luck with the picks though (except that one :wave:)