I'd let him rummage my behind with a spear 24/7

let?

you wouldnt have a choice sir.

Gendry runs on foot all the way to the wall, send a raven, Dany rides dragons back to the group within a matter of hours to save the day. Sure.

Jon Snow is submerged in freezing water and walks out of it like it was a hot tub without bubbles. Sure.

Dany is able to feed these dragons with....I dunno....grass. Sure.

Thoros freezes to death (dies from his wounds maybe?) but everyone else is just a bit chilly even though they mostly have no head gear and didn't make a fire even though some of them can create it on their swords. Yup.

Shut the fuck up, Frank!

There are dragons in this shit, there IS NO LOGIC

Inclined to agree, was bound to happen though. fucking marks.

All high spots and dives these days. No one telling stories.

tbh I stopped watching most of it when Mountain killed Oberyn. The ultimate high spot.

the problem with the show is it's too much "AND THIS HAPPENED AND THEN THIS HAPPENED AND THEN THIS ALSO HAPPENED"

don't get me wrong I think it's fun, and one of the best shows in a long time, but it peaked at the red wedding.

So did the books to be fair

They resurrect shit, they got dragons, they got zombies...

forgot where i was going with that, INCEST YAY!

Not to mention, what happened to all those wights that were pulling and holding Jon Snow into the freezing water?

They froze to death

You know, like the dead death.

they'll come back as dead undead

Warring faction amongst the Whyte

Game of Groans

I'm actually dreading the season finale. The Walkers should be through the fucking wall if it took Gendry 8 or 9 mins to run all the way back there. They aren't gonna adhere to anything other than a meeting of the minds and maybe a lil "pew pew pew" between them to make it feel like shits happening, aren't they?

Then a bearded Dexter appears at the end of the credits.

Seven seasons of "winter is coming" and the Walkers are still fucking marching. Jesus......

And then the Sons of Anarchy ride in, bruuummm brummm, bang, bang! Fuck you undead, this be our turf!

Oh man, you see that?? It's Walter White and Jessi Pinkman riding in their Winnebago made out of valarian steel!! Pew pew pew!!

Thats not crystal meth ITS DRAGON GLASS

Walt is gonna show them how to properly end a tv show!! Everything is gonna be ok, guys!!

The whole Sansa and Agra dynamic is going really well. Wish it has more air time. They always hated each other before they were separated too.

Maybe Jon is impervious to cold in the way that Dany is to fire.

Sophie Turner is physically attractive for sure. Can't vouch for her personality as I've not seen much of her on chat shows/out of character, etc. Her portrayal of the characters I've seen her play (Sansa, Jean Grey) I've found annoying. Maybe she's a poor actress.

Pretty sure that whole scene took place over a few hours as evidenced by the sky changing whenever they cut back to jon and the guys. Still terribly executed though.

Yeah. Not digging the writing right now. Time obviously is out the window for a little while now. But Gendry legging it all the way back to the wall, sending a Raven to Dragonstone, and Dany showing up with the cavalry all within a few minutes was a bit farfetched. Solid episode regardless.

- I had Tormund not making it back. But Thoros gets ripped apart by a bear and walks away, only to freeze was a lame way to go.

- Really enjoyed all members of the Magnificent Seven interacting with each other. Mixed everyone up really well.

- Now the walker army are basically zombies, right? Zombie law dictates they pretty much can't swim, right? So tell me how during the initial conflict a few of 'em fall through the ice and drown, then at the end of the episode, somehow they get their hands on some heavy duty chains, jump in the water, secure the sunken dragon, and haul his heavy ass all the way back up?! I just couldn't believe that. Not for one second.

- The Winterfell mystery took a strange turn. Obviously Littlefinger is pitting Ayra & Sansa against each other. But, I don't know if they're acting or one is going to kill the other now. Next episode should be good.

- The Night King is either way too powerful, or Qyburn's super crossbow ain't strong enough to take down the other Dragons.


RP beat me to it.

Night King Kaiba pulled out his Blue Eyes White Dragon and is one move away. Yugi Snow better draw his Red Eyes Black Dragon or he's done for.

This is detective McNutty, you are all under arrest! Hands where I can see'em!

Yes, so they should be at the wall, like, now.

Tyrion hasn't had a good idea since season 2, why is anyone still listening to him?

Because if you don't listen to the dwarf, you're a racist.

I'm all in.

Really?

They got women there. They make stops to "freshen up" and shit.

I do believe the Night King knew he was getting a dragon, and that's why he hasn't matched on the wall yet.

Does seem like he knows the future. I don't buy the Bran theory though.

Since they started marching they have actually been to the wall and back several times, because they keep forgetting something. "Dammit, we forgot our giant chains. Turn back everyone!"

I could see that.

piss break

Well clearly the have undead black smiths and that takes rescources. Youre going to have to pack their forges with them as they travel. It'll be summer before they reach the Vale

Also, they need to eat. They got undead bakers and baking undead bread takes time, man.