I followed got to the CJ thing they were talking about.

Now what?

Go inside your house then go back outside...

:nono:

Let him figure it out for himself otherwise we'll be answering A LOT of questions.

Imagine when he goes on his fist Kill-So-And-So mission.

"This guy's shooting at me, what do I do?"

Na, at that point he gets ignored, I deal with enough of that over at gamefaqs...

:roll:

Was that really needed?

All I'm asking for is help for the first thing, and that's it. Surely, one of you can help me out.

Anyway, I was looking at gamefaqs...

Approach the BMX bike with the marker and jump on it with the Triangle button.
Follow the roads leading to the "CJ" marker on the map. When you reach your
destination, you find yourself in the old neighborhood. Enter the red marker to
begin the first true mission.

I've gotten to the house, but I can't find the marker.

I think it's at the house next to CJ's (Sweet's house). I dunno though, haven't done the first mission in a while.

You're stupid then and thus my post was not only needed but warranted.
:yes:

It is the upside down triangle in front of the house.

I'm on the Dam and Blast mission and cannot for the life of me get out of the plane when in the air. I fly out towards the marker, press triangle, but nothing happens. What's going on?

It should allow you to jump once you actually fly through it.

Fly through it? Cant see anything to fly through. Hmm, maybe I need to get abit higher.

Yeh, you need to get the plane to it's max height to actually get through the corona...

Also, has anyone gone for all gold in the schools yet?

Yeah got all gold.


Any new news on the tattoo place?

I already posted a video how to get there, did you try?

Anways, I can't get gold on the destroy all targets challenge...:mad:

Got as far as I could on the Heist mission, then had to go back and try and do those mission's for Toreno. Finally did N.O.E on the first go back, I felt so releaved. Died a couple of times on Stoleway one so I'm yet to complete that yet. Am so pleased to get that fucker out of the way.

I meant where it is ACTUALLY located, or is it really hidden?

Its in the hidden interior universe (black hell) watch the video for instructions how to get there...

Yes, I know this. I've DLed the video. What I'm asking is has anyone found it on the surface and not in black hell.

no. you have to do what the video shows.

http://pittsburghlive.com/x/tribune-.../s_287817.html

FFS

What next, blaming DDR for dancing too much, fuck you kids, it's time to take responsibility for your actions.

Fucking bible bashers. And seriously, the kids are fucking morons along with the Capt.

If anyone should be blamed, it should be the kids and thier parents who probably bought them the game for christmas without checking whats it all about.

On a higher note, wearing the infrared goggles is fucking amazing, I felt just like the Preditor :D

brb, gonna go tag some walls and shoot some police chiefs.

Great excuse, next time I get stopped painting the streets that's going to be my excuse...:roll:

Also, to anyone who got gold in Burn and Lap in the driving school and Destroy All Targets in Pilot school what was your times, seems like no matter how quick I get them accomplished I still end up with silver...

-edit- F</>UCKKKKKK I felt like playing pool so I go to a bar and somehow the bar glitch hit me...F</>uck I'm so mad rite now...R* left so many damn glitches in this game and I don't even know what caused this one...Also a word of warning on the basketball glitch, It's caused by saving in Mad Doggs mansion so NEVER save there...

F</>UCK YOU R*!!!!

If I remeber correctly, you have to get like 1 second before the goal time in order to get gold.

For Destroy All Targets... I got it on my 2nd try. So I never had any difficulty with it. I don't know what my time is exactly.

Na, it cant be only one second because everytime I do it I always get 37 seconds...

Lemme check...

And for the bar glitch, are you talking about the bartenders always holding their hands up? Good news, it eventually goes away. It did for me.

But there is no hope for the basketball glitch :(

Burn and Lap... it just says record score 100%. :-\

Make sure you don't touch a cone when you finish. Or do it faster. :-\ I dunno.

Yeh, the bartender always has her hands up, people cower, and the guy won't play pool.

Damn, I dunno what to do I never hit a cone and I always hit like 37-38 seconds... :|

Anyways, everyone post their criminal rating as of right now; Boss Hawg 148590

Just for anyone wondering....

-Complete list of all the rankings

-10000 - -6000 = Crackhead
-5999 - -4000 = Bitch-made
-3999 - -2000 = Off-Brand
-1999 - -500 = Scandalous
-499 - -1 = Player-hater
0 - 19 = Vic
20 - 49 = Square
50 - 74 = Civilian
75 - 99 = Rat
100 - 119 = Snitch
120 - 149 = Dry Snitch
150 - 199 = Transformer
200 - 239 = Punk-ass Bitch
240 - 269 = Sucka
270 - 299 = Poot Butt
300 - 329 = Buster
330 - 369 = Mark
370 - 399 = Chump
400 - 449 = Trick
450 - 499 = Red-headed Stepcild
500 - 549 = Peon
550 - 599 = Pee-Wee
600 - 609 = Prankster
610 - 649 = Fool
650 - 699 = Street Cat
700 - 849 = Thug
850 - 999 = Hustler
1000 - 1049 = Playa Partner
1150 - 1299 = Mack
1300 - 1499 = Pimp
1500 - 1699 = Crime Partner
1700 - 1999 = Homeboy
2000 - 2099 = Homie
2100 - 2299 = Road Dawg
2300 - 2499 = Hoodsta
2500 - 2749 = Hard-ass
2750 - 2999 = Banger
3000 - 3499 = Lil' G
3500 - 3999 = Loc
4000 - 4999 = Jacker
5000 - 7499 = Shooter
7500 - 9999 = Foot Soldier
10000 - 19999 = Hoo-Rider
20000 - 29999 = Soldier
30000 - 39999 = Hawg
40000 - 49999 = Gangsta
50000 - 69999 = Ghetto Star
60000 - 79999 = Monster
80000 - 99999 = Big Homie
100000 - 149999 = Boss Hawg
150000 - 199999 = Shot Caller
200000 - 299999 = OG
300000 - 399999 = High Roller
400000 - 499999 = Four-Star
500000 - 749999 = General
750000 - 999999 = Godfather
1000000 = King of San Andreas


-How to raise your ranking

$5000 = 1 Point
Killing a civilian = 1 Point
Completing a mission = 5 Points
Blowing up a vehicle = 5 Points
Blowing up a helicopter or plane = 30 Points
Getting Busted/Wasted = -3 Points
Using a cheat = -10 Points

How much for killing gang members/cops?

10000 - 19999 = Hoo-Rider

That's me. I'm on 19880 or so

lets see,
$5000 = 1 Point

Say you bet 1 mil on a number, that pays 35/1 so

35000000 \ 5000 = 7000 points each time you win on roulette :eek:

Tried it out and suprisingly I didn't get shit...:wtf:

I remember hearing the numbers don't change until you save it.

Na, that's not true, try blowing up a helicopter or sometype of car and the points are automatically added...

It seems to be just a hair over 36. I got 36.5 and it wasn't good enough, got... I don't know, 36.25 and it did it.

The trick is to do first person and hold X the whole time, use R1 to slide JUST as the cone passes by you. That way you're turning ASAP and in first person you can straighten out easier.

For the burn and lap I think i got 36.45

also I just won a 12/1 odd bet of 9999995 (max bet) at the Inside Track Betting shop, I checked my rating and it went up by 24000 points!

:cool: I am now a gangsta :cool:

Christ, it pisses me off when GTA gets blamed for shit like this while Driv3r and True Crime walk free. And those stupid church fanatics putting it on their stupid lists when they do a whole bunch of things when people are not looking.

Yeah, but Driv3r was shit.