I have to keep giving myself small shocks of pain just to keep from nodding off

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I'd be more entertained listening to Rusev's lawyer with the horrible fake accent from a couple of weeks back for the rest of the night, than listen to Saxton any longer.

I think the odds are high!!!!!
























Can Cena overcome them?!

Say what you will but Byron Saxton is ten times less obnoxious than JBL, Booker T or King.

Pick who you'd rather have solo call Raw:

1) Mike Adamle

2) Byron Saxton

3) Alex Riley

4) Tony Schiavone

5) Mongo

6) Those dudes from Florida Georgia Line that called a match one time.

Brock Lesnar is really an urban planner, he just grew the population of Suplex City by 5 bitches.

King
!

Should bring Brad Maddox out for commentary

Oh God, King is here...

King yes

ladiesngentlementblurblurblur

Holy Shit. Lawyer actually saving the day?!?

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO SEE KING ON COMMENTARY.

OH THANK GOD.

I'm not sure Lawler can help

wait wait saxton and lawler thank you lawler

Jerry save us

Lawler helping by having expression and enthusiasm in his voice.

DA DADA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Jerry Lawler saves the day.

Can't wait for the report on how pissed off Vince was at Saxton.

Saxton should steal Axelmania's "DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL!" catchphrase.

King finally.

<font color=goldenrod>Byron Saxton must have listened to Todd Grisham's call of Christian's return on ECW to get prepared for this show.</font>

Can't stand King but thank god

Flashbacks to nightmarish Coachman/King commentary

At this point he can only do good things

King is trying lol. Can he dig us out of the black hole known as the Saxtonsleeper?

He is old and it is after 6PM here on the west coast. It's possible Byron "Unisom" Saxton might get him to pass out.

<font color=goldenrod>Can't wait to see the reports on whether or not King was sent out as a mercy move.</font>

You know who would really save commentary?

#GiveTruthaChance

Dean only knows one way to jump off high things

We'll know if Tom Phillips takes his rightful place back at the Smackdown desk tomorrow.

Dean Ambrose still with some extra HP from Mania to kick out of the AA.

And Byron Saxton reacts like he just read that Corn futures went up two cents in the Sunday paper.

Botch

Oops.

Botch

Really good match

King adds so much

Dean Ambrose kicked out of the Attitude Adjustment and escaped the STF. WHY IS NO ONE ACTING LIKE THIS IS A BIG DEAL?

I thought cena was going to do a gts

twitter is not kind to Byron Saxton

Hey... An STF actually put on right.

Ambrose got it locked in right

:lol: Ambrose doing the STF.

Ambrose applies Cena's STF to John Cena. Byron Saxton reacts like he just countered a wristlock.

Saxton his voice is so even and neutral

I've gotta say, King is not doing awful right now.

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Saxton is making me miss Alex Riley.

Good Raw match

"Cena Wins." Great call there Byron.

<font color=goldenrod>Really good match.</font>

UUUUUURRRRRGGGHHHHH Ambrose. :'(

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Dude goes from rarely losing in The Shield to <s>barely</s>never winning on his own.

heel ambrose please!

Heel turn for Mr fringe

Good match overall.

Since a lot of commentary made that match seem like an average Superstars match, I feel the need to note a few things:

Dean Ambrose kicked out of the Attitude Adjustment

Dean Ambrose survived being in the STF for nearly a minute

Dean Ambrose got a nearfall off of Dirty Deeds on John Cena

Dean Ambrose got to exchange finisher counters with John Cena four or five times

Ambrose was red hot and now he is nothing....

#ambroseburiedandfutureendeavored

AWOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOO

The contrast between Jerry and Saxton makes Saxton sound worse.

Saxton is dragging King to his level

Wait, you guys are taking a negative out of that match? The fuck is wrong with you?

p.s. I hate corporate Lock Jaw

Agreed. Commentary took so much out of the match.

You incorrectly assume I have a voice at this point.

Renee :love:

AMBROSE SURVIVED CENA'S OFFENSE BETTER THAN RUSEV DID LAST NIGHT. Come on people. He's not going to beat Cena 24 hours after Cena wins the US title when he hasn't won a high profile match in ages. This is a start. Better than anything else that's happened to him in months.

#SAXTONISPUREWHITENOISE

Orton title match yes.

I like heel Show

AJ wearing a Bayley shirt

Well Reigns is one... who's the second partner?

It's a miracle....SETH IS HEALED...and over his jet lag

Wonder if an NXT diva is gonna debut

AJ with a Bayley shirt!

Bracing for CM Punk chants.

Well if Paige is a hugger.....

The long awaited debut of..... MOJO RAWLEY

TRY DAMN IT!

Same here.

Lesnar, Rocky, Bo Dallas. Vote now on the WWE APP.

Oh come on. Naomi?

I enjoy Natalya's breasts

Ive seen saxton be animated even funny what the hell happened to him?

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How dare they not televise Paige's entrance....

<font color=goldenrod>I'd say I wish an NXT diva was getting the call up here...but then their ring time would go down considerably which would be sad.</font>

We Want Bayley chant

Need a flip the table over chant

Nice Daemonic pattern on Paige's chest

LOL Bellas so lame

L on her forehead, "kiss my butt"

relive Cameron declaring her favorite match of all time tomorrow night on the wwe network and realize that while she was the first one eliminated she was the only one to actually make it in wwe

Well theyve fired off on all cylindrs so far(Saxton notwithstanding)

Is the Beiber roast on?

AJ more than just a hugger

http://i.imgur.com/OjODT1v.gif

Vince in his ear, also first time on commentary on Raw and he's solo. Big pressure right there.

They should have a Saxton roast