look around the rich peoples' homes. or in random driveways.

a lil random GTA spoof humour thingy
humour

Christ, I'm never going to complete this game. I just bough Def Jam Fight for NY, oh how I love it :'(

<font color=goldenrod>Well, I've blown through most of driving school, except for that final test. I nearly beat it twice but missed the checkpoint by about 3 seconds.</font> :mad:

I don't know why but I always found the one where you have to drive around the circle in about 40 seconds more difficult then the last one.

I'm sure this question has been asked but how and where do you sign up for the marathon?

You don't sign up for it. There are two of them, but I only remember where one is off the top of my head. You go to Santa Maria Beach on the weekend and go to the beach right next to the western-most pier. There is a pink circle area (the things you walk into to start missions) and that's where you begin. I think you have to have full stamina, too (or it would atleast help alot).

has anyone ever seen that kids in the hall skit where a guy runs the marathon in 1990 and it shows him running across the tape for the 1991 marathon?

No, but that would be quite funny to see.

I can't find the Euros. It's the last car I need.

On a better note I think I've finally discovered an easy way to beat the vigilante missions which I've been having trouble with for a long time. I plan to use a police bike with a gang member on the back so that I can take my mind off the cops and focus on the criminal. I tested this once and it was going well until the member got shot off which was surprisingly amusing. I might try using a cop car but that would probably be more difficult overall even though I could have three members since it's slower and it's a bigger target.

Look aroudn the casinos... just saying :shifty:

the bad thing about using a police car is that your gang members can't all fire backwards, you can fire in a / or \ angle, but they can't fire backwards... well not all of them at the same time.

I'm on the final mission and it's a fucking bitch with a porky pig gut and an inflamed cunt.

It's that bad.

What parts are you having trouble on?

I just beat the vigilante missions in a tank!:D

I thought that said "What pants are you having trouble getting on?" :o

lol

600 FUCKING POSTS!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*everybody stares in shock*

I guess I should wait till 1000 . . .

I don't think I'll be playing San Andreas for a while. I rented Mercenaries and I think that it might end up being better since I like that there's always something going on. It's cool to demolish any building and to drive a tank. I accidently drove other a building that belonged to the chinese.

I think I'll buy Mercineries! :eek:

do the firetruck missions. you'll be fireproof. makes it much easier.

I should've thought about that while I was doing it. I just finished the fire truck missions and it looks cool when CJ is standing in a fire with a shotgun.

On Woozi. I never play it. I'll beat it some time next year....

I just noticed those buried bodies next to the shovel at Catalina's cabin for the 1st time. Kinda creepy during sunrise.

I still haven't got round to trying the final mission yet :mad:

You'll get to it eventually.

I was driving one of the trains and I was trying to derail it but what happened was that the locomotive flew toward a hill, slid down the hill, slid across a station's tracks, and finally wiped out about a half a dozen people.

Just got round to playing the final mission again and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST it was long!

I managed to do the drug lab section in one go, I found killing Big Smoke too easy for some reason. The fire section was abit harder. I had about 30 seconds left to get out the building whilst on the 1st/2nd floor stairwell, luckly I had full amour so I just ran to the exit and made it with about 3 seconds to go.

The driving bit was slightly anoying, the fire bombs didn't help, but they didn't really do much damage. It took me two goes to do this, thank god it let me continue after the drug lab section otherwise I would have just turned it off as I couldn't be bothered to do it again. First time, I got to when the cop was stepping on Sweet's fingers and he fell and died, but on the second time it managed to catch him and after another 5 minutes or so of shooting the cars etc I completed it :)

Gonna go round getting the snap shots and blow loads of money at the casino now :cool:

I don't know what to dress up like now to be honest. Right now I'm wearing a combat jacket, dog tags, blue jeans, and I have a blonde mohawk. I like the hair but don't like the combat jacket for some reason. Might try wearing a hoodie with urban camo. I'll probably look like the black version of Fido.

I wear a black beanie, red tint glasses, dribblers vest, leather pants and mid-top sneakers and also dogtags, he looks so cool :cool:

For the final couple of missions I dressed up like the guy on the back cover, and kept it so far :-\

Just changed by hairstyle to cornrows.

My character has blonde cornrows :y:

Same here. It just looks so right.

God, I'm still seeing things in Los Santos that I never saw when I was doing missions in the area. I have only just seen the East Coast, and that was due to taking over turfs. I've got Santos pretty much all mine around Ganton etc, only a couple of Ballas and Vego teritories left. There are a couple of Ballas parts on the west side, but i'll get to them eventually.

I now own 98.61% of territories in Los Santos :cool:

My character has a tux now, along with the cornrows.

I don't know, I haven't played it in ages....hasn't got the lasting appeal for me that VC did.

My CJ has an Afro/moustache and liesure pants and shirt,stop watch,white sneaker,muscles max,1/4 fat,no tats and a bright pink car with nitro/hydrolics.Its actually put his sex appeal to the max :-\

I changed down to black tank top, black jeans, black trainers :-\

Classy! :naughty:

I can't be half-assed with the girlfriends cause I have to change my appearance etc.Besides,I never finished denise cos she mysteriously vanished after our 2nd date but still calls my cellphone moaning I dont date her enough and then the lil 'progress with Denise' bar decreases.Anyone got any cheat codes or anything as to how to get the girlfriend rewards without dating the girlfriends?


BTW I found out if you leave CJ alone in a safe house long enough he starts to sing where as outside,if you leave him alone the camera leaves CJ and zooms in on nearby Cop chases or muggings etc,but everyone knew about the outside thing.

Hey I did the grey hell glitch a sec ago (Check gamefaqs about it) and I flew around under the game map etc and I came across what looks like a UFO :wtf:
I took two pics on a cam phone.One of just the UFO and another of cj etc so you can tell its GTA: SA.Theres been people talking about bigfoot etc even though theres no bigfoot in the game (again,check gamefaqs) but R* said there was stuff players still hadn't found.Maybe this is one of them.Just thought I'd share.