ROFL

Not a bad match thus far

Haha Taker

OMFG LOL

Some good GIFs there.

ROFL at taker

KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN

It's a weird side effect of a business where "reality" comes and goes without warning. I don't THINK we're supposed to believe Taker is a zombie at this point even though he definitely is.

It's like Triple H and Stephanie. They divorced but we're supposed to forget that because at some point reality took over the storyline or something. It's odd.

:lol: Taker's laugh

F10

A CHOKESLAM, A TOMBSTONE, AND A LAST RIDE

AND A KICKOUT, A KICKOUT, AND A KICKOUT

love how Heyman is always in character, he's just so good

<font color=goldenrod>3 F-5s was all it took last time</font>

Clearly going for what they wanted the Streak breaker match to be.

Seriously, though, isn't that just Mexican Standoff *in* Mexico territory? It would then just be "a suplex".

One F5 ending that match would have been kinda cool/shocking.

Odd that "only one finisher" is the most shocking ending to a match they can do nowadays.

Nicholas Cage-esque

oh boy

ffs

What the fuck. BROOKLYN SCREWJOB

Lol

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

What the fuck.

hahahahaha love Lesnar

I DON'T KNOW YOU. THAT'S MY PURSE.

Hmm... Taker gonna force a restart?

that was so lame

Lesnar wear a cup ffs

Uhhh he's passing out

WWE: "So how do we fuck up the biggest rematch in WWE history? I know. Let's have a Brooklyn Screwjob."

Lesnar with the middle finger :rofl:

Oh God... Is Lesnar about to tap out...

<font color=goldenrod>Terrible ending to a good match</font>

BROCK WITH THE MIDDLE FINGER AND PASSES OUT

What a stupid fucking ending.

Oh come on... lol

lesnar flips the bird haha

such a Dusty Finish there... but lol Lesnar with the middle finger before he passes out

So. How about Takeover Brooklyn?

So Brock Taker 3 I guess, when?

Taker heel mode on

<font color=goldenrod>even the rumored Kane interference to help Taker win would have been better than that. And that's saying something.</font>

So, when is the rubber match?

I am just flabbergasted at this ending.

They've protected Lesnar for THREE YEARS, and gave him the TURBO RUB by breaking the streak. That rub... goes to the Undertaker... with a clusterfuck finish?

How does anyone decide that's a good idea?

Like, I would be okay with Undertaker winning clean, I guess. But this was just stupid

oh man that is controversy

And lol taker was tapping

:| Ending sucked but at least Lesnar didn't actually tap. Match was a lot better than I expected though.

oh shit let's see some Heyman

Nice try going very un-PG to try to distract from it... But... the streak was used to put over a guy so he could split a feud with Taker. lol

Taker tapped to Angle.

Heyman has every right to be pissed off right now

At least I got this out of the match:

http://i.imgur.com/TZak6E8.gif

Should have never fired Mark Yeaton.

Brock smash and get suspended again

Taker tapping for the very first time though...

Taker being quite heelish

Really hope that low blow spot wasn't what was rumored as WWE's plan to make Taker seem heel to the crowd. Crowd lost a lot of interest once the "screwjob" happened.

Jesus. They should have closed with Jon Stewart costing John Cena the US Title.

Surprised Brock didn't murder the timekeeper

Looking forward to #CancelWWENetwork trending agian.

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10:20

Up next is the main event, Brock Lesnar vs the Undertaker. This is a pretty big match, it is a rematch of Wrestlemania from two years ago. There are 40 minutes left in the show, which would be a long match, but Undertaker always takes like 20 minutes to make his fucking entrance.

Brock Lesnar’s music hits and he comes out with Paul Heyman, hops around on the ramp and HIS FUCKING PYRO DOESN’T GO OFF. What the fuck is this. It’s mother fucking Summer Slam, THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE SUMMER and they fuck up the pyro, or maybe it was even intentional. He hops on the ring and the pyro comes out of the turnbuckles, at least they did that.

Now the Undertaker is coming out and walking through all the fog and shit. There’s fire coming out of the ramp

Nice, undertaker gets in the ring and the BEAST Brock Lesnar starts pummeling him before he even gets to take off his hat and cloak. Undertaker is wearing eyeliner tonight.

Finally they’re both “poised” in the ring and referee Charles Robinson rings the bell. Brock Lesnar does that MMA thing where he does mounted punches. Undertaker gets up and goes for that Old School move where he walks on the rope, but Brock Lesnar picks up Undertaker for an F5. Undertaker gets out, goes for the chokeslam on Brock Lesnar, but Brock Lesnar gets out of the choke. He does a belly-to-belly suplex and a German suplex on the Undertaker and then yells his catchphrase, “Suplex City, bitch.” Lesnar has been hit above the eye though and is bleeding, and he is doing that thing where he is “woozy” and staggering around and stuff. They are outside the ring and Undertaker just bumps Brock Lesnar with his BUTT, then Lesnar F5’s the Undertaker through the French announcer’s table and it collapses. JBL tells us to “watch Undertaker’s ribs.” Pretty big “spot.”

Undertaker slowly makes his way back into the ring, he grabs Brock Lesnar by the neck and gives him the CHOKE SLAM FROM HELL. Lesnar staggers around like Glass Joe in Mike Tyson’s Punch Out. Undertaker grabs him and gives him a Tombstone Piledriver and goes for the cover, But Brock Lesnar kicks out because it’s only 10:30, and Summer Slam is 4 hours long, not 3 and a half hours long.

Brock Lesnar sits up a la the Undertaker, and he laughs. Then Undertaker does the same thing. They both look at each other and share a fleeting moment of comradery as they find humor in shared experience. They go for a hug but end up punching each other. Undertaker gives Brock Lesnar the Last Ride, but the BEAST Brock Lesnar kicks out.

Brock Lesnar cleans off his face and F5’s the Undertaker. Undertaker kicks out. The fans trade chants of “Undertaker” and “Suplex City.” Another F5, another kick out. Brock Lesnar has Undertaker in the Kimora lock and the bell just rings. The ref is pissed, holy shit. Way to go ref. I guess Brock Lesnar won. But then Undertaker hits a low blow when Brock Lesnar wasn’t looking, and I guess the ref wants the match to go on, so it is, even though the bell always signifies the end of a match no matter what. LOL the Undertaker just chokes him out, and as his parting gesture, Brock Lesnar just holds up his middle finger and passes out. Undertaker wins. ROFL

Winner: Undertaker
Rating: B. Plus points for Blonde Referee being a badass and Lesnar middle finger. Minus points for disregarding the rules and the match ending 20 minutes before 11:00.

Oh shit it’s not over though. The replay shows that Undertaker tapped out. Undertaker walks out to his music, but Paul Heyman is going over to the bell and ringing it. He is pissed. He declares Brock Lesnar the winner. The stadium plays Brock Lesnar’s music, lol. That’s the end of the show.

Overall thoughts: I’m pissed because I wanted to waste 5 hours of my life watching this PPV, and it only took 4 hours 45 minutes. Didn’t enjoy the show that much but enjoyed writing to all of you who will never read this.

<font color=goldenrod>seriously that ending accomplished absolutely nothing</font>

So, out of ten matches - one ends in double countout, one ends with interference after a ref bump, and one ends with a missed submission and a low blow.

70% ain't bad... right? :-\

I think it was better than Lesnar getting pinned or submitted via interference. It was... creative at least. But still. What a waste. Taker's streak was used as the first in a "series of 3". My God. Why not do THAT in the WrestleMania match and have the rubber match be at next year's WrestleMania? lol

My first reaction was that it was awful, but can see what they are doing now. Brock now adds making taker tap to his list of firsts and there is a big question mark over the loss. The passout was not ideal but he had clearly won the match and only released the hold because the bell was rung. He is the real winner and Taker looks like he went toe to toe.

Not bad tbh.

That was Bikertaker completely different guy like the Supermen that showed up after Superman got "killed" by Doomsday

Forgot about this lol, carry on!

<font color=goldenrod>Tune in to Raw to see this controversy resolved between two men who won't be on TV for several weeks after tomorrow night!</font>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Worst finish since Super Bowl XXXV. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SummerSlam?src=hash">#SummerSlam</a></p>&mdash; Pissed Coughlin (@PissedCoughlin) <a href="https://twitter.com/PissedCoughlin/status/635644319622238209">August 24, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Overall, PPV was "okay"... didn't have the feeling or mystique of being the 2nd biggest show of the year or w/e

some good matches though but nothing I would've regretted missing

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Undertaker's new finisher &amp; character explained. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SummerSlam?src=hash">#SummerSlam</a> <a href="http://t.co/hSpJnUNvUt">pic.twitter.com/hSpJnUNvUt</a></p>&mdash; Arune Singh (@arune) <a href="https://twitter.com/arune/status/635644075673161732">August 24, 2015</a></blockquote>
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That'd be hard people like Taker and Lesnar they HATED Roman and adored DB

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Good piece of business in Lesnar-Taker <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SummerSlam?src=hash">#SummerSlam</a>. Compelling conclusion</p>&mdash; Jim Ross (@JRsBBQ) <a href="https://twitter.com/JRsBBQ/status/635643824950243328">August 24, 2015</a></blockquote>
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God damn it JR.

<font color=goldenrod>Anyway, time to pick up where I left off in trying to watch through Nitros and dealing with it freezing every few minutes because the WWE Network barely dedicates any bandwidth to anything other than the live stream or NXT</font>

Even New Day's title win celebration!??

damn, no, you're right

New Day was def the highlight of the evening

Well at least the show that was too big for 'Mania was every bit as mediocre as it was expected to be...:y::y:

GREAT JOB convincing new subscribers to keep them beyond next Monday, WWE. :roll:

I think I'd be more okay with the ending without the bell ring.

If Lesnar felt him tap and get up and celebrated and we still got to the same ending with the referee waving him off, etc. it wouldn't seem as stupid. I'd still think it was a bad ending, but it would seem slightly less awful.

At least we had Takeover.

Now I'm going to go play Dying Light with GIF Girl.

C- is pretty terrible for the second most important show of the year.

X1?

At least Brock didn't lose clean. They can still use the first guy to beat Brock cleanly as a huge rub to an up and comer.

Yeah PPV was good but didn't feel like it needed the Mania treatment with being 4 hours long.

WWE really needs to get rid of their bad habit of souring main events matches that are great or even better than expected with anti-climatic finishes. The crowd got really deflated once the "screwjob"-like moment happened.

I agree. If it went like that I'd be much more open to it. But placing the result of the biggest match of the year on the timekeeper? Shit's week.

Unless tomorrow on Raw they reveal the timekeeper was actually THE DEMON KANE, which will make this 242024867x better/hilarious

I liked it :y:

love this so much sdlgjhsdlgjh;kahds

In an interview they said Vince is upset they didn't get over as faces like he wanted can he not see how fucking amazing they are as heels?

Slickytrickdamon expressing his anger at summerslam onto my rep sheet:

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lolSTD

Ryback is currently the most over champion in WWE.

So we got that out of it.

Also Taker's retard laugh.

I......don't even know what to say.

So bad.....

Here we are....back in wrestling purgatory where nothing new and interesting is happening....just controversial finishes to protect everyone and spinning wheels.

This match was "too big for WrestleMania". The rematch where we'll actually get a real finish will happen at WrestleMania.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When every Champ in the company is Heel, but they know they're more over than the Faces

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<font color=goldenrod>As a self-admitted Sting mark the one thing I like about Lesnar/Taker III at WM32 is that Taker/Sting probably won't happen. That might have been the "dream match" for years but once Sting did the job in his only WWE match I didn't really want to see him end up 0-2 in his WWE career. Plus both guys are old as fuck anyway.

Of course, I'm struggling to think of a match he can be in at WM 32 where it actually makes any sense for him to win so it's probably moot.</font>

I liked it more with the bell then if Brock Lesnar would have broken the hold without any bell.