almost Braun time!

Gettin' close.

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

BRAUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!

Triple threat @ SummerSlam I guess

Reigns wins via dq faces Lesnar

Joe vs Braun

Four Way at Summerslam I guess

Wonder if Reigns regrets trying to murder Strowman or at least not finishing the job at Great Balls.

I start watching to see Joe and Roman raping Braun? man, fuck this raw

please be fatal four way at SummerSlam

nevermind. leave it to Braun and Bliss to be the saving graces of this shit show once again.

I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next week:

Kurt Angle: Well, the situation that ended RAW is an unusual one, and leaves a big question as to who will fight Brock Lesnar at Summerslam. So, let me clear that up right now. At Summerslam, Brock Lesnar will fight....... MY SON JASON JORDAN!

Now everyone wAnts Braun vs Lesnar

I thought Vince cancelled Talking Raw/Smackdown?

I think that's been the case for a while.

I want Braun vs everyone.

I want WWE to start buying abandoned houses and let Braun go in there and rip the house to shreds until it collapses.

GFW/TNA probably could have put on a better show tonight than RAW. yeesh

They should replace Summerslam with a 60 on 1 Gauntlet match where Braun Strowman murders everyone.

Really disappointed that Renee didn't go full Kanye and open up with "Vince McMahon doesn't care about Talking Smack."

Jason Jordan's lapel mic put on facing downwards.........

Yet somehow picking up all his breathing.......

"I thought, 'well god damn, no wonder I was so fucking good at collegiate wrestling.'"

Jason has some damn good acting chops.

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Aw, sonouva BITCH!!!

Rut ro.....

Hm. Did Mustafa Ali have to shave because people thought he was the Kingslayer?

Also, there seems to be great effort taken by the production and camera team to frame Big Cass coming down the ramp so that he never, ever, ever blocks that "C" again.

Balor revealed how badly he was cut by The Dirfter's guitar shot on RAW. Also got a few smaller cuts on his back from the broken wood pieces.

"This is uncomfortable to watch." :shows replays repeatedly:

Reading all the stupid comments and people bitching about the Jordan/Angle segment....then I read this golden one, and now I wanna see where this goes.


"Jason turning heel in the upcoming future revealing he tricked kurt would be good."

Kurt shoves the rocket up his ass and bam after he wins one of the 2 titles he flips.

Note here: I'm watching the show late with help from the interwebs.

Wait... this is the push for the Jason Jordan isn't it? Once he said "I had a son..." this is where I saw this going.

I get they've been super hot on this guy since way back in NXT (split off from Tye Dillinger to supposedly get a singles push that didn't really happen, then got teamed with Gable), but really? Kurt Angle's illegitimate kid? This doesn't seem like it's going to work out for him unless it ends up being a long con swerve that they can get angle miles out of for a heel turn somewhere.

Also, WWE goes too much back & forth with kayfabe family members. People are brothers but then not brothers then brothers again until it's stupid, daughters use their father's name now, but not next week (plural; I don't just mean Charlotte, but also Nattie and Tamina), and I wonder how long this will last until the mandate comes down from Vince to stop pretending Jason is Angle's love child.

We'll see how it goes, but I'm honestly less than enthused. Not necessarily because Jason was underwhelmingly anticlimactic, but- well, that too- but also seems to be another "We want you to like *this* guy specifically and immediately" tactic they've foisted onto Roman Reigns and Baron Corbin.

At least it wasn't Dixie Carter. Or Hornswoggle. Or Vickie Guerrero.

Side note: guess Angle likes the brown sugar, even in pretend storylines.

"I got the best seat in the house!"

No, Booker. The announce desk is eight miles away now. You got what amounts to cheap seats. And you can't even compensate by watching the Titantron.

As much as we have ample opportunities to shit on the lousy commentary, there are times where it's good.

As much gold Cory Graves brings to the (figurative and literal) table, there are times where the other two show what they can do in spite of headset commands.

Cole: "HOW DO YOU STOP BRAWN STROWMAN?!"
Booker T: "... you don't."

That little, simple exchange cemented a lot of credibility into Brawn. No made up words or catch prhases. Two simple little words with great timing and delivery did plenty.

That bit about him not really liking "the blacks" is apparently an untruth.

Some random college broad and Rhaka Khan are the only ones we're aware of. Kurt might have gotten some VIP service from Godfather back in the day, with special requests for dark meat...

Team Angle Redux with Angle, Jordan, and Shelton Benjamin.

Sharmell "molested" him too.