lol it's funny because he's fat

Jumbo Ryan

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Michael Floyd is claimed by the Pats.

Hope he gets cut right before the Super Bowl

Bills expected to fire Rex Ryan after today's game against the Browns according to ESPN. GM rumored to be keeping his job at least for one more year.


NFL rumored to be fining the Giants for using walkies-talkies during last week's game against the Cowboys. Already some teams are complaining its not going to be enough and want at least a draft pick included in the punishment.

they should punish them by making them forfeit today IMO would be totally cool

Still don't get how it makes any sense to fire a coach at this point in the season while his team is still alive in the playoff hunt.

They need to win their last three (Cle, Mia, @ NYJ... Very possible)
They need Baltimore to lose 2 of thier last 3 (Phi, @ Pit, @ Cin... Very possible they lose those two road division games although Droford will be here soon to tell you they're locks.)
They need Miami to lose in week 17 to New England (Very possible)
They need Houston OR Tennessee to lose 2 out of their last 3. (They play each other in week 17 so that's also very possible.)
They need Denver to lose to New England today and to Oakland in week 17 (Possible)

Is it LIKELY that all of those outcomes work out in their favor? Probably not. But there's at least a chance. If Buffalo wins and Denver loses along with Houston or Tennessee then it makes no sense to fire Rex Ryan. What's the upside? Not like you're gonna pull Bill Parcells out of retirement or something for the final two games of the season anyway.

Would be cool to see Bill Parcells just agree to coach the final two games of the season for some non-playoff team just for fun though.

Yeah at least with Fisher the Rams gave him a "mercy firing" so he wouldn't be the losingest coach of all time...

Don't know what the Bills expected with Rex. He had crap seasons for awhile before getting shitcanned.

The Least Incarnate Brock Osweiler has been benched!

Jags fired Gus Bradley as their coach.

What were they expecting with the team they have? Seems like the GM should be gone too.

Their offense has a ton of talent STD. Defense is so so. But man does the talent on their offense not show in games.

Giants fined $150k, Ben McAdoo $50k for using Walkie Talkies on the sideline during the game.

Also, their 2017 4th round draft pick gets knocked down 12 spots.


A bit harsh for some technical difficulties.

Vikings ended up having a small scare occur with their flight to Green Bay.

I think the punishment was more for them trying to hide it. Also, it was at their stadium. If the equipment doesn't work it's your own teams fault.

Jaguars currently interested in Tom Coughlin as their next potential coach while the Rams also have him on their list for interviews. Bills also among the teams interested and rumored to be the front runner once they fire Rex Ryan.

Pats once again have to face the Dolphins to clinch Home Field. Let's fucking take it seriously this time!

I thought Tom Coughlin was dead.

The Jags going back to him would be dumb..he's not a long term solution

The Reach. Ravens out. Steelers in.

Did we do a wellness check on Droford yet?

The Ryan Boys are out. Bob and Rex have been fiiiiiiiiiiiiiired.

Its almost Baseball season.

And by baseball season I mean 5 minutes after the game on Sunday.

Never too early to massively overrate next years' Ravens though! Don't leave yet!

HOME: Cincinnati, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Houston, Indianapolis, Chicago, Detroit, Miami
AWAY: Cincinnati, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Jacksonville (London), Tennessee, Green Bay, Minnesota, Kansas city

There's no reason they can't go 7-1 at home and 5-3 on the road for 12-4

lol That's the spirit. Put a few thousand on them ASAP.

That is a ridiculously easy slate of games.

Do you ever think of the amount of times you've said that about the Ravens over the past couple years and been wrong and thought "Maybe this team isn't as good as I think they are"? Honestly curious how you can watch the Ravens lose "easy games" so much and not start to figure it out.

I don't think we're watching the same Ravens.

They don't score enough and if they do, the defense can't finish. It's been this way for years.

The NFL changes so much year to year except for a scant few teams who always make the playoffs (Pats, Seahawks, and Packers). Forecasting next year's record this early is silly.

Steve Smith Sr. will retire after this Sunday's game.

You can count on Cleveland being shitty so there's 2 wins. Cincinnati will be bad again next year 2 more wins. Jacksonville is a win even having to go to London. Chicago won't be any better another win..then they probably should best Tennessee Houston Detroit Miami and Minnesota barring some craziness. The only games in question are Pittsburgh Indy Green Bay and KC

As far as Smith retiring everyone pretty much knew that from the day he announced he was coming back so no surprises there. Would really like the Ravens to get a solid #1 WR but they'd never had one so whatever..the only big names at WR free agents next year are Baldwin and Jeffrey I don't see the Ravens landing either one..

Remember all the "locks" they had this season?

Remember the Jets.

Losses to
Oakland 2nd seed in AFC by 1 pt
Redskins should make the playoffs when the Lions choke
Giants 2nd best record in NFC
Jets ..ugh
Cowboys #1 seed nfc
Patriots #1 seed AFC
Steelers Won the Division

So only bad loss was to the Jets. If They win that game they'd be in the playoffs as a wild card.

But if they are a legit playoff team they won't lose to every good team. They will, you know, actually win some of those games.

Losses to:

Bills-with 3rd stringer

Seattle-Pretty bad D all night keeping them in the game. No excuses, though. The better team won that night.

You just gonna ignore that you guaranteed they'd win many of those games?

Also, look at the wins they got. They beat a lot of lousy teams (sometimes by the skin of their teeth) and lost to good ones (and the Jets lol). Pretty much what a team who isn't all that good does.

When "if only they could have beaten the 2016 New York Jets then they'd be in contention for a wild card spot in week 17" is what you're hanging your hat on, you really gotta re-evaluate how highly you rate your football team.

He's also basing one loss on the fact that one team they lost to MIGHT be a playoff team.

Yeah lets not forget the Pats special teams blunders was the only reason that game was close

LMAO DROFORD THE JETS ARE THE WORST FUCKING FOOTBALL TEAM IVE EVER SEEN

ITS FUCKING EMBARRASSING TO LOSE TO THEM

ANYONE WHO LOSES TO THE JETS IS AN AWFUL FRANCHISE

RAVENS FUGGIN SUCK DICK DUDE

I agree. The Ravens suck.

Its the truth though. It sucks 1 bad loss cost them the playoffs. Bunch of teams have bad losses. Seattle lost to the Rams..it didn't cost them anything cause that whole division is garbage Seahawks included.

... You think the Ravens are better than the Seahawks don't you?

Also, you know why else that loss to the Rams didn't matter? Because the Seahawks beat the Jets. And they also beat good teams like the Falcons and the Patriots (on the road, no less) to make up for it. Something good teams often do. The Ravens couldn't make up for it with wins over good teams. Because they're not very good.

So Droford has the Ravans with at least a 11-5 record for next season. It's not all that unreasonable but still a stretch. Miami will be better, Cincinnati will not be locks, and Minnesota should be better as well. 8-8 seems more reasonable.

Ravens will also suck again.

The Ravens blew out the Dolphins at home and would have scored more than 3 pts vs the Rams in LA. And they wouldn't have tied the cardinals 6-6 and lost to them late in the season with a bye hanging in the balance.

So yeah.

Bengals won't be any better. They will have a ton of cap space and probably make big splashy moves but unless they can Marvin Lewis and get a new QB they won't be any better.
Minnesota won't either because they still won't have an offense.
The Dolphins are 10-6/11-5 and won't be better than that. Plus they have to play Denver Oakland Tampa Atlanta KC and the Ravens along with the Patriots twice. There's at least 6 losses in that group right there

Jeeeeeeeeeesus.

I'm definitely gonna need a response to this because the more you talk about the Ravens the more I just need to know exactly what goes through your mind to allow you hold on to your delusion. It's fascinating.

Do you think anyone would enjoy going to a sporting event with Droford? Would probably leave halfway through the game.

Not counting family members I've only been to 2 baseball games with someone. Went to a bunch of Orioles games with family before they died. The 2 games were An 8-0 Os loss to the Yankees in Old Yankee Stadium may 21 2008 with my Ex GF (day after the os won 12-2 go figure) and Matt Wieters first game as an Oriole back on May 29, 2009 with her vs the Tigers..she broke up with me 2 months or so later.

Don't get sidetracked. Need you to respond, please.

The Ravens could beat the Seahawks. Of all the Division winners they are the biggest fraud. At least the Texans went 5-0 vs the shitty teams in the AFC South (comparable to the NFC West) the Seahawks are 2-2-1 vs the duvision. They scored 10 pts or less in 4 games going 0-3-1. 2-4-1 on the road (ooh they beat the Patriots!!!..the only other road win was vs the Jets)

The Ravens were also locks to beat the Jets, right? And the Giants, right? And they def. should have beaten Dallas, right? And they were sure to beat Pittsburgh. After all, they OWN them and Worthlessburger, right? And let's go back to that 5 win season last year and all those guaranteed wins. Again...

Last year was due to an unprecedented number of injuries. No one remembers how they were beating Denver (eventual SB champions) 13-9 in the 3rd quarter week 1 before Suggs tore his Achilles and set the injury tone for the rest of the season. Denver sealed the game with an 10 minute drive in the 4th quarter which was solely on the defense being sapped after losing suggs.

You're gonna avoid this issue like the plague, aren't you? It's very telling...

Outside of last year the Ravens haven't been sub .500 since Harbaugh started in 08 which factors out to be 95-63. Only NE 117-40 Green Bay 99-56-1 and Pittsburgh 98-55 have been better. They have 10 playoff wins which is 2 more than Seattle and New England have. They also won a Super Bowl in that time period just like those 3 ahead of them dud. So fuck your nonsense about the Ravens not being a good team

The Ravens were good back when they won the super bowl years ago. So were the 49ers. Now stop being an idiot and acting like them being good in years prior means they're good forever...

New question. Are you not responding to this question because you know there's no answer you can come up with that will allow you to keep being delusional?

I remember in 2014 when they lost to the Steelers 43-23 in November and ended up playing them again in the Wild Card gsme. 30-17 but no one was giving the Ravens a shot at winning..certainly not the next week either. Then the next week they blew 2 14 or leads to the eventual SB Champions.

I remember references about Droford saying the Ravens would start this season 13-0 but I never actually saw the post. I totally believe he did it though. Gonna need someone to link me to that post to add it to my megapost of delusional Droford Ravens fail quotes. Maybe seeing them all in one post will be the wake up call he needs to realize just how warped his view of this team is. This is some crazy serial killer levels of avoiding reality.

I jokingly said after they started 3-0 along with the Patriots itd be funny if it was a reverse of 2007 when the Ravens almost beat the Undefeated patriots in Baltimore.

Oh alright.

Were you joking with all your other Ravens predictions, too? Has the last page and a half of you trying to explain how the Ravens are a great football team/better than Seattle been you just joking?

(I'm giving you a way out here. You should take it.)

I never actually predicted win/loss this year..just said it was an easy schedule compared to 2015s 3 west coast trips

2014 I predicted 11-5 they went 10-6 plus a playoff win
2015 I predicted 11-5 they went 5-11

Going ON THE FUCKING RECORD IN DECEMBER for 2017

HOME:
Cincinnati W
Cleveland W
Pittsburgh W
Houston W
Indianapolis L
Chicago W
Detroit W
Miami W
AWAY:
Cincinnati W
Cleveland W
Pittsburgh L
Jacksonville (London)W
Tennessee W
Green Bay L
Minnesota W
Oakland L
12-4
Scrutinizing the schedule a bit I can already see how the schedule will fuck the Ravens over. The London game is week 4/5 meaning early bye week. Definitely will go to either GB or KC in December when its freezing.

Loss to Indy just because aside from the SB playoff run they never play Indy well.

Edit for replacing KC with Oakland

You predicted a win almost every week and guaranteed a win in many...

You predicted them to be world beaters and they ended up being knocked out of the playoffs before week 17 like pretty much everyone else expected. And it raised no red flag in your mind.

You typed like 3 paragraphs explaining why the Ravens would be 13-0-. It was not a joke. It was you being idiotic.

Hmm. I believe Ruien. Ruien is a trustworthy man.

... Yeah, that's not a joke.

Brady MVP.

Droford will be here shortly to explain why Joe Flacco is the obvious MVP.

You can't be the MVP if you missed a quarter of the season and your team went 3-1 without you.

25 TDs to 2 INTs.

He can. He will.

Goodell can suck a dick.

Close. Justin Tucker

If that were anyone but Droford, it would be an obvious joke...

Who cares? He missed a quarter of the season and there is no evidence to suggest that they wouldn't have won the division without him. 3-1 record without him which translates to 12-4 over a full season. Still would've won the division by 2 games.

It's most VALUABLE player. Pats are a playoff team without Brady. Falcons aren't shit without Matt Ryan.

Well he was officially the Ravens MVP

Congrats to Justin Tucker for being King Shit of Turd Mountain.

Luck should be the MVP. Ryan and Carr are close.

Luck? Da fuck?

2 out of 3 good MVP picks by Ruien ain't bad though.

Yes STD, everyone knows you hate Indy. Tell me, who would you pick to win a game: Browns or Colts without Luck?

If I was picking MVP tbh I go with Prescot or E. Elliot

I'd go with Prescott for the simple fact that Dallas had a decent running game last year. Elliot obviously made it better... but they had one. And they couldn't win a game. They didn't have a QB. So value-wise Prescott made a HUGE fucking difference. Took them from a team who couldn't win a game without Romo to locking up the #1 seed 2 weeks early. Elliot is the better Rookie of the Year candidate but Prescott should have the edge for MVP.

I doubt either will win it due to the fact both were that great with the offensive line.

The offensive line was the same last year though and the team was still dreadful. The only real changes to the team were Dak and Zeke.

Ya I get it was the same. It's going to factor into the decision though. The RB and QB were both beyond good which will detract voters.

They will split the vote.

http://www.totalprosports.com/2017/0...t-party-video/


Brady will somehow be at fault for this

Why not Derek carr? I'm surprised his name isn't mentioned more. How many comebacks did he have? Without him Raiders will be lucky to be 8-8

Chip Kelly rumored to be the Pats top choice if Josh McDaniels leaves for a head coaching job this offseason.

Don't think Brady will want to look at Kelly and then say "what play am I running Coach." His system has failed in the pros now twice. If he can learn that players in the pro level don't need hand-holding like college players need he could succeed.