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Ol Dirty Dastard 07-11-2020 02:05 PM

I think Mox has been held back by Coronavirus. He's a guy that benefits from having a crowd.

Damian Rey 2.0 07-11-2020 05:37 PM

He's been fine as champ. His promos have been good. His matches sans the clunker with Hager have been good. He's been presented as legit. And the Cage feud has been interesting thanks to Taz.

The problem has been that there's no ready made main event heels for him to feud with. A Pac feud would've been fun but the virus killed and chance at that.

Mr. Nerfect 07-11-2020 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seanny One Ball (Post 5357714)
John "Works On The Docksley Because He Likes Big Cocksley" Moxley

That would be an excellent gimmick. Misunderstood gay stevedore who adores a man named Steve and becomes a wrestling champion to impress him since he's only impressed by manly feats of strength since he's such a big dock worker with a big dong.

Quote:

Originally Posted by xrodmuc316 (Post 5357721)
It's almost like he is being held back by creative, but once he gets that creative freedom, look out cause it's gonna be a paradigm shift!

Oh wait, that was his excuse last year. Maybe he just isn't as good as he thinks he is.

There's a reason he got upstaged by AJ Styles.

xrodmuc316 07-11-2020 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Dastardly One (Post 5357737)
I think Mox has been held back by Coronavirus. He's a guy that benefits from having a crowd.

It's a fair point, his frantic style goes better with a frenzied crowd, but that is only applicable to his matches. His character and promos though have been pretty lackluster for a while now. He is certainly nowhere near the level Jericho was as champ.

slik 07-12-2020 07:07 PM

I wonder how many White Claws it takes for Tony Khan to get "white girl wasted"

Ol Dirty Dastard 07-12-2020 08:31 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This is terrible. And you’re not worth the signal boost. <br><br>But I’ll make this clear to fans worldwide.<br><br>If you have a problem with a gay man receiving a title shot, you can kiss my ass. <br><br>I’m proud to share the ring with Sonny. <a href="https://t.co/ZNkTZ29rRb">https://t.co/ZNkTZ29rRb</a></p>&mdash; Cody (@CodyRhodes) <a href="https://twitter.com/CodyRhodes/status/1282452665608417281?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 12, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Cody doing some Twitter posturing.

Seanny One Ball 07-12-2020 09:23 PM

Hey mate you're not worth the energy or the free press.

Well actually...

Seanny One Ball 07-12-2020 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slik (Post 5358130)
I wonder how many White Claws it takes for Tony Khan to get "white girl wasted"

One and a half

Ol Dirty Dastard 07-12-2020 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seanny One Ball (Post 5358144)
Hey mate you're not worth the energy or the free press.

Well actually...

:lol::lol::lol: that's what I was thinking.

Ol Dirty Dastard 07-12-2020 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slik (Post 5358130)
I wonder how many White Claws it takes for Tony Khan to get "white girl wasted"

Probably drinks half of one before every song that's playing is "like totally his song."

Mr. Nerfect 07-12-2020 09:32 PM

I don't think anyone has a problem with Sonny Kiss getting a title shot because he's gay. I think people have a problem with Sonny getting a title shot because he sucks. And when I say sucks, I don't mean...

Ol Dirty Dastard 07-12-2020 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Nerfect (Post 5358149)
I don't think anyone has a problem with Sonny Kiss getting a title shot because he's gay. I think people have a problem with Sonny getting a title shot because he sucks. And when I say sucks, I don't mean...

Other than the person who tweeted to Cody that Sonny was a low-class f****t.

Seanny One Ball 07-12-2020 10:04 PM

Sonny Kiss should win the title by spitting a mouthful of cum into the champ's eyes.

The Cream Mist

Mr. Nerfect 07-12-2020 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seanny One Ball (Post 5358171)
Sonny Kiss should win the title by spitting a mouthful of cum into the champ's eyes.

The Cream Mist

If your cream is green, you’re in the green.

If your cream is red...consult a doctor.

Mr. Nerfect 07-12-2020 11:50 PM

Tony Khan turns heel with Kiss and reveals that the cum Sonny Kiss spat in Cody’s eyes came from PHARAOH who Tony wanked off at the local Cracker Barrel.

“That damn jezebel!” - JR

Mr. Nerfect 07-12-2020 11:51 PM

Tony changes his name to Tonny Wank to be Sonny Kiss’s manager.

Seanny One Ball 07-13-2020 03:32 PM

I think we're best friends now

xrodmuc316 07-13-2020 05:15 PM

They should hire Impact era Orlando Jordan


slik 07-13-2020 07:18 PM

This is great, put this on TV


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I was not expecting this to be the direction for the Dark Order, but DAMN they’ve got some legendary comedy chops. They’re the highlight of <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BTE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#BTE</a> right now! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JoinDarkOrder?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#JoinDarkOrder</a> <a href="https://t.co/eGvEy1LsI1">pic.twitter.com/eGvEy1LsI1</a></p>&mdash; KeepUpWithKayfabe (@KeepUpWithKFabe) <a href="https://twitter.com/KeepUpWithKFabe/status/1282716126657609728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 13, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Volare 07-13-2020 07:24 PM

WHO THE FUCK IS GRIFF GARRISON?!?!

Jordan 07-13-2020 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slik (Post 5358355)
This is great, put this on TV


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I was not expecting this to be the direction for the Dark Order, but DAMN they’ve got some legendary comedy chops. They’re the highlight of <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BTE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#BTE</a> right now! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JoinDarkOrder?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#JoinDarkOrder</a> <a href="https://t.co/eGvEy1LsI1">pic.twitter.com/eGvEy1LsI1</a></p>&mdash; KeepUpWithKayfabe (@KeepUpWithKFabe) <a href="https://twitter.com/KeepUpWithKFabe/status/1282716126657609728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 13, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Yes! Put this on TV

slik 07-13-2020 08:54 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Stay tuned for video... <a href="https://twitter.com/AEWrestling?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@AEWrestling</a> <a href="https://t.co/ANSDHd6rAv">https://t.co/ANSDHd6rAv</a> <a href="https://t.co/kedQJOIUe7">pic.twitter.com/kedQJOIUe7</a></p>&mdash; Conrad the Mortgage Guy (@HeyHeyItsConrad) <a href="https://twitter.com/HeyHeyItsConrad/status/1282836673999634433?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 14, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Mr. Nerfect 07-13-2020 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slik (Post 5358355)
This is great, put this on TV


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I was not expecting this to be the direction for the Dark Order, but DAMN they’ve got some legendary comedy chops. They’re the highlight of <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BTE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#BTE</a> right now! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JoinDarkOrder?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#JoinDarkOrder</a> <a href="https://t.co/eGvEy1LsI1">pic.twitter.com/eGvEy1LsI1</a></p>&mdash; KeepUpWithKayfabe (@KeepUpWithKFabe) <a href="https://twitter.com/KeepUpWithKFabe/status/1282716126657609728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 13, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

That was fucking shit.

Mr. Nerfect 07-13-2020 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xrodmuc316 (Post 5358330)
They should hire Impact era Orlando Jordan


Progressive and inclusive stuff.

Mr. Nerfect 07-13-2020 08:57 PM

Lol, AEW getting into bed with Eric Bischoff. 2010 TNA says hi.

Bad News Gertner 07-13-2020 09:01 PM

Jacksonville Dixie

Mr. Nerfect 07-13-2020 09:18 PM

Couldn’t even get CM Punk to take a vanity deal with them even though he’s got a grudge with WWE and they were running Chicago almost every month. Punk mocks them on Twitter and Tony “Pupper Shtupper” Khan’s retort is “Hey! Remember when you were relevant in 2006?” Meanwhile his biggest star is Chris Jericho, who was getting noticed on Nitro in 1998 and had his best year in 2008.

Evil Vito 07-13-2020 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slik (Post 5358355)
This is great, put this on TV


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I was not expecting this to be the direction for the Dark Order, but DAMN they’ve got some legendary comedy chops. They’re the highlight of <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BTE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#BTE</a> right now! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JoinDarkOrder?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#JoinDarkOrder</a> <a href="https://t.co/eGvEy1LsI1">pic.twitter.com/eGvEy1LsI1</a></p>&mdash; KeepUpWithKayfabe (@KeepUpWithKFabe) <a href="https://twitter.com/KeepUpWithKFabe/status/1282716126657609728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 13, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Hahaha that is kickass. I’m all for this.

Damian Rey 2.0 07-14-2020 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slik (Post 5358355)
This is great, put this on TV


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I was not expecting this to be the direction for the Dark Order, but DAMN they’ve got some legendary comedy chops. They’re the highlight of <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BTE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#BTE</a> right now! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JoinDarkOrder?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#JoinDarkOrder</a> <a href="https://t.co/eGvEy1LsI1">pic.twitter.com/eGvEy1LsI1</a></p>&mdash; KeepUpWithKayfabe (@KeepUpWithKFabe) <a href="https://twitter.com/KeepUpWithKFabe/status/1282716126657609728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 13, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Why the fuck isn't this on tv? Jesus that was great.

slik 07-14-2020 04:05 AM

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/4mQLAlZfObo" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Ol Dirty Dastard 07-14-2020 07:47 AM

Future AEW champion: Hulk Hogan

Jordan 07-14-2020 08:39 AM

Tony talks for 5 minutes straight at the start with Bischoff and Conrad forced to just listen lol.

Jordan 07-14-2020 08:40 AM

I miss Conrad on AEW.

Jordan 07-14-2020 08:41 AM

God Tony is so awk.

Jordan 07-14-2020 08:55 AM

Okay new rule, Cody does all the boss interviews.

Lock Jaw 07-14-2020 09:23 AM

Will chime in and say that Dark Order clip was not great. Maybe could have been an "ok" comedy bit without the profanity. But aren't they supposed to be serious?

Evil Vito 07-14-2020 09:39 AM

The closest they came to looking serious was when Brodie debuted on their first empty arena show after the pandemic.

But then most of the stable was lost to the pandemic. Uno and Grayson who had been the focal part of the stable until that point had to go back to Canada. Plus for that set of taping at QT Marshall's gym all of their New York based talent were unavailable, so they didn't even have Silver and Reynolds despite them being the patsies of the group.

It was just Brodie on his own, recruiting guys like Preston Vance and Allen Angels who were just there to help fill out Dark tapings. And that's when they started changing the direction of the group.

I think you could have Brodie/Uno/Grayson massacre the rest of the stable should they ever decide to turn it serious again but I really enjoy the idea of a cult managing to only recruit complete nincompoops.

Evil Vito 07-14-2020 09:42 AM

Also can't really imagine somebody still finding profanity to be taboo or offputting in 2020 but hey, to each their own.

Lock Jaw 07-14-2020 10:00 AM

Not taboo or offputting "per se", just don't like it when profanity is used in a "hey look we're cool and funny, we swear" kinda way.....

Lock Jaw 07-14-2020 10:29 AM

I've especially always hated profanity in rassling specifically though..... like "I can't get over on my own charisma or words, but if I say some cusses people will lose their minds over it!"

Part of why I could never get into ECW.....


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