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I think Mox has been held back by Coronavirus. He's a guy that benefits from having a crowd.
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He's been fine as champ. His promos have been good. His matches sans the clunker with Hager have been good. He's been presented as legit. And the Cage feud has been interesting thanks to Taz.
The problem has been that there's no ready made main event heels for him to feud with. A Pac feud would've been fun but the virus killed and chance at that. |
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I wonder how many White Claws it takes for Tony Khan to get "white girl wasted"
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This is terrible. And you’re not worth the signal boost. <br><br>But I’ll make this clear to fans worldwide.<br><br>If you have a problem with a gay man receiving a title shot, you can kiss my ass. <br><br>I’m proud to share the ring with Sonny. <a href="https://t.co/ZNkTZ29rRb">https://t.co/ZNkTZ29rRb</a></p>— Cody (@CodyRhodes) <a href="https://twitter.com/CodyRhodes/status/1282452665608417281?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 12, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
Cody doing some Twitter posturing. |
Hey mate you're not worth the energy or the free press.
Well actually... |
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I don't think anyone has a problem with Sonny Kiss getting a title shot because he's gay. I think people have a problem with Sonny getting a title shot because he sucks. And when I say sucks, I don't mean...
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Sonny Kiss should win the title by spitting a mouthful of cum into the champ's eyes.
The Cream Mist |
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If your cream is red...consult a doctor. |
Tony Khan turns heel with Kiss and reveals that the cum Sonny Kiss spat in Cody’s eyes came from PHARAOH who Tony wanked off at the local Cracker Barrel.
“That damn jezebel!” - JR |
Tony changes his name to Tonny Wank to be Sonny Kiss’s manager.
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I think we're best friends now
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They should hire Impact era Orlando Jordan
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This is great, put this on TV
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I was not expecting this to be the direction for the Dark Order, but DAMN they’ve got some legendary comedy chops. They’re the highlight of <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BTE?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#BTE</a> right now! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JoinDarkOrder?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#JoinDarkOrder</a> <a href="https://t.co/eGvEy1LsI1">pic.twitter.com/eGvEy1LsI1</a></p>— KeepUpWithKayfabe (@KeepUpWithKFabe) <a href="https://twitter.com/KeepUpWithKFabe/status/1282716126657609728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 13, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> |
WHO THE FUCK IS GRIFF GARRISON?!?!
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Stay tuned for video... <a href="https://twitter.com/AEWrestling?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@AEWrestling</a> <a href="https://t.co/ANSDHd6rAv">https://t.co/ANSDHd6rAv</a> <a href="https://t.co/kedQJOIUe7">pic.twitter.com/kedQJOIUe7</a></p>— Conrad the Mortgage Guy (@HeyHeyItsConrad) <a href="https://twitter.com/HeyHeyItsConrad/status/1282836673999634433?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 14, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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Lol, AEW getting into bed with Eric Bischoff. 2010 TNA says hi.
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Jacksonville Dixie
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Couldn’t even get CM Punk to take a vanity deal with them even though he’s got a grudge with WWE and they were running Chicago almost every month. Punk mocks them on Twitter and Tony “Pupper Shtupper” Khan’s retort is “Hey! Remember when you were relevant in 2006?” Meanwhile his biggest star is Chris Jericho, who was getting noticed on Nitro in 1998 and had his best year in 2008.
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Future AEW champion: Hulk Hogan
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Tony talks for 5 minutes straight at the start with Bischoff and Conrad forced to just listen lol.
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I miss Conrad on AEW.
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God Tony is so awk.
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Okay new rule, Cody does all the boss interviews.
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Will chime in and say that Dark Order clip was not great. Maybe could have been an "ok" comedy bit without the profanity. But aren't they supposed to be serious?
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The closest they came to looking serious was when Brodie debuted on their first empty arena show after the pandemic.
But then most of the stable was lost to the pandemic. Uno and Grayson who had been the focal part of the stable until that point had to go back to Canada. Plus for that set of taping at QT Marshall's gym all of their New York based talent were unavailable, so they didn't even have Silver and Reynolds despite them being the patsies of the group. It was just Brodie on his own, recruiting guys like Preston Vance and Allen Angels who were just there to help fill out Dark tapings. And that's when they started changing the direction of the group. I think you could have Brodie/Uno/Grayson massacre the rest of the stable should they ever decide to turn it serious again but I really enjoy the idea of a cult managing to only recruit complete nincompoops. |
Also can't really imagine somebody still finding profanity to be taboo or offputting in 2020 but hey, to each their own.
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Not taboo or offputting "per se", just don't like it when profanity is used in a "hey look we're cool and funny, we swear" kinda way.....
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I've especially always hated profanity in rassling specifically though..... like "I can't get over on my own charisma or words, but if I say some cusses people will lose their minds over it!"
Part of why I could never get into ECW..... |
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