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Kapoutman 05-10-2012 03:42 PM

He would call her a Ms. Poopy Pants or something.

SlickyTrickyDamon 05-10-2012 03:43 PM

A month after actually confirming his wife exists on camera hahahah.

Xero 05-10-2012 03:45 PM

Found in a search for "John Cena Wife" on GIS.

http://i3.bebo.com/020/9/mediuml/200...88945198ml.gif

Rammsteinmad 05-10-2012 04:37 PM

So am I only one who feels bad for Cena, and hope the pre-nup agreement she signed in 2009 means she won't be emptying his bank accounts like Linda did Hogan?

erickman 05-10-2012 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero (Post 3854804)
From PWInsider:

The Miami Herald reported today that John Cena filed for divorce from his wife on 5/1. Cena's wife has hired the lawyer that handled Linda Hogan's divorce.

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LOL

so he is the new hogan now he needs to go to another company and be a mega heel.

CSL 05-10-2012 04:40 PM

MARYYYYYYYSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE pic of the day: Grand Return Edition

https://p.twimg.com/Asj57nJCAAAG8rQ.jpg

CSL 05-10-2012 04:41 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Even with a prenup John Cena's ex wife will make more then 95% of the boys.</p>&mdash; Shit Wrestlers Say (@ShitWrestlerSay) <a href="https://twitter.com/ShitWrestlerSay/status/200674219569328128" data-datetime="2012-05-10T19:50:36+00:00">May 10, 2012</a></blockquote>
<script src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Droford 05-10-2012 04:46 PM

Randy Orton's fake wives are all filing for divorce as we speak as well

PrettyCool 05-10-2012 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Volare (Post 3854811)
Fuck, can you imagine what Cena would look and sound like in an argument with his wife?

"THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!" *Enters bedroom with towel on crotch*

"Honey I have a headache, not now..."

"NEVER GIVE UP!" *climbs on top of wife*

"HUSTLE!" *GRUNTS*

"LOYALTY!" *GRUNTS*

"RESPECT!" *GRUNTS*


...

30 minutes later.

"John, I want a divorce!"

Cena : "Zzzzzzz"

!

JimmyMess 05-10-2012 04:47 PM

I just read the front page and immediately wondered who first glanced and read "fired" instead of "filed" and stopped reading...

Rammsteinmad 05-10-2012 05:05 PM

Probably just you.

Shadrick 05-11-2012 12:05 AM

This page has been jokes lol. I literally lol'd at a lot of these posts. Matter of fact...*reps*

Shadrick 05-11-2012 12:15 AM

I had a dream last night that Gertner trained for years and years, made it to FCW, got called up to WWE to get paired with Daniel Bryan JUST so he could execute his master plan of murdering him. I remember saying "Gert, you really did it...you sick son of a bitch. 8 years of training, just to kill one man....why?" and he responded "....meh. fuck that piece of shit"

Malfeitor 05-11-2012 01:01 AM

Speaking of dreams, I dreamt that WWE released Dolph Ziggler and everyone on the boards was beyond pissed.

whiteyford 05-11-2012 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadrick (Post 3855354)
I had a dream last night that Gertner trained for years and years, made it to FCW, got called up to WWE to get paired with Daniel Bryan JUST so he could execute his master plan of murdering him. I remember saying "Gert, you really did it...you sick son of a bitch. 8 years of training, just to kill one man....why?" and he responded "....meh. fuck that piece of shit"

I think if Gertner was going to go those lengths he'd get his face altered to look like Clox and kill two vanilla midgets with one stone.

Razzamajazz 05-11-2012 04:07 AM

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tQ8b7P_PkSk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Innovator 05-11-2012 12:55 PM

http://www.barbershopwindow.com/IMAG...E%20BACKUP.jpg

http://www.barbershopwindow.com/IMAG...E%20BACKUP.jpg

Poit 05-11-2012 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero (Post 3854515)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net...63411463_n.jpg

Dunno about that Brock cumshot one, though...

It'd look more appropriate with the cocksword.

Emperor Smeat 05-11-2012 05:04 PM

http://i.imgur.com/vY5Ve.gif

Droford 05-11-2012 08:50 PM

Austin is hosting a reality show competition on CMT called Redneck island.

Lock Jaw 05-11-2012 08:50 PM

http://m.ak.fbcdn.net/a4.sphotos.ak/...56951348_n.jpg

Ermaximus 05-11-2012 09:57 PM

Fred 3. LOL!

CSL 05-11-2012 11:34 PM

great little match this week on Superstars between Santino/Ryder and Hawkins/Reks

Corporate CockSnogger 05-12-2012 06:07 AM

I watched that Monster Brawl last night. Was probably one of the top 3 worst films I've ever seen.

Tom Guycott 05-12-2012 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mondo Gecko (Post 3853659)

'the fuck are THESE two indy midgets? Fuck those RoH guys. They'll NEVER make it in WWE, let alone become World Champions.

SlickyTrickyDamon 05-12-2012 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 3856327)

Vince: and Bad News Brown thought I was going to make him a world champion

RTruth: I was a world champion in TNA.

:rofl::lol:

Xero 05-12-2012 09:48 AM

Just dawned on me that Sabu and Sandman had WWE runs.

Seems impossible.

SlickyTrickyDamon 05-12-2012 09:49 AM

Sandman once was almost the General Manager of Monday Night Raw.

Triple Naitch 05-12-2012 01:14 PM

They should change the name of WWE Download to Dolph.0

#1-norm-fan 05-12-2012 03:20 PM

I'd be all for that. No one actually sees it and doesn't instantly think Tosh.0 ripoff. Atleast if they named it Dolph.0, it would make them seem less like they're trying to pass it off as original and more like "This is just our version of that popular show. No big deal.".

GD 05-12-2012 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple Naitch (Post 3856720)
They should change the name of WWE Download to Dolph.0

Equals Dolph.

Cool King 05-12-2012 03:33 PM

"=D"

Emperor Smeat 05-12-2012 03:49 PM

http://i.imgur.com/akoFO.gif

http://i.imgur.com/fjmUI.gif

SlickyTrickyDamon 05-12-2012 04:28 PM

Ring of Broski.

Jura 05-12-2012 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool King (Post 3831775)
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Immortal Moose 05-12-2012 06:36 PM

If only you had been a day earlier lol, I was looking for that video last night.

#1-norm-fan 05-12-2012 06:54 PM

Holy shit, that actually happened!?!

lol that was one of the greatest promos ever. How have I missed that all this time!?!?

Ultra Mantis 05-12-2012 08:58 PM

Wade Barrett's lawyer gimmick is trending worldwide right now :rofl:

CSL 05-12-2012 09:21 PM

2nd random Triple H entrance theme instance in the last 2 days: they just started playing the song in Boston at the start of the 2nd half of the Celtics/76ers game. Pub I was in last night randomly played it as well.

Emperor Smeat 05-12-2012 09:43 PM

https://p.twimg.com/Asub3WGCIAIE0A1.jpg


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