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I wanted bay area billionaires to collectively buyout half the tickets to the stadium and leave them empty.

The way the refs are calling the playoffs really favors the Seahawks defense because they are so handsy and cunty all the time. Harbaugh may just tell our secondary to stab people if they aren't going to call anything.

Every big hit is illegal, every pass is interference on the defense, and every hit on the quarterback is roughing the passer. The 49ers are a bunch of GOONS.

Right, I hate Seattle so much I think they're becoming the Dodgers for me. That's how I used to feel about the Cowboys.

Ken Wiz Kalifa to coach the Titans

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Used this at my work last year, took it when it came down. :y:

<font color=goldenrod>and with Whisenhunt snatched from them, the Lions are focusing on Jim Caldwell. lol jesus.</font>

It never makes sense to me when teams get rid of coaches without having adequate replacements lined up.

Not like they need one right away.

Very excited for the Fox v. Carroll Obnoxious Gum Chewing Showdown

Better get un-excited for it.

This could be because it's "my team," but I don't think that the NFC Championship has been this anticipated in a while. Not even the last two seasons when the 49ers were also in it.

Last time was probably Chicago vs. Green Bay.

Lions hire Jim Caldwell as head coach.

<font color=goldenrod>Giants hire Packers QB coach Ben McAdoo as their new offensive coordinator.

Well, that was certainly surprising as all of the Giants beat writers felt that Mike Sullivan was all but a lock.</font>

Bengals Defensive Coordinator Mike Zimmer is your new Minnesota Vikings head coach.

Dolphins hired Eagles QB coach Bill Lazor as their new offensive coordinator.

I don't think I've ever cared about the hiring of new coaches for any team.

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Illegal contact? Witness: Jets' Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in his car
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Kellen Winslow Jr. was arrested in East Hanover last November for possession of synthetic marijuana, but police were called to the scene because a woman had seen him allegedly masturbating in his vehicle. (Brad Barr/USA Today)
Dom Cosentino/NJ.com By Dom Cosentino/NJ.com
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on January 17, 2014 at 9:00 AM, updated January 17, 2014 at 10:13 AM
When Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was arrested for possession of synthetic marijuana outside a Target in East Hanover back in November, police were called to the scene because a woman thought she saw him masturbating in his vehicle in the parking lot, according to court documents.
The redacted incident report from East Hanover police shows that on Nov. 19 at 5:30 p.m., cops responded to a call from a woman who said she had parked her vehicle in a spot to the right of a black Cadillac Escalade outside the Target along Route 10. A man was sitting inside the Escalade with the window open, said the woman, whose name was redacted in the incident report. That man would later be identified as Winslow, 30, who lives in Madison.
From the report:
As she exited her vehicle, she commented to the male regarding how cold it was. As she stood near the open driver side window of the Escalade, she observed the males [sic] erect penis. She stated that she believed he was masturbating. [The woman] provided a written statement regarding her account.
By the time police arrived, an officer found Winslow allegedly "slouched in his seat and moving around." Winslow sprang to an upright position when the officer arrived. When the cop asked Winslow what he was doing, Winslow allegedly said he was looking for Boston Market but was lost.
The cop noticed Winslow was wearing "dark colored" sweatpants and wrote that "his genitals were not exposed." But the cop also noticed "two open containers of Vaseline on his center console" and plastic bags marked "Mr. Happy" and empty plastic containers of "Funky Monkey" scattered throughout the vehicle.
Winslow allegedly told police he smoked the "Mr. Happy" and "Funky Monkey" at his home to relax because the NFL doesn't drug test for it, and that he buys the stuff on the internet and at gas stations. Police say he consented to a vehicle search, and after a few items were seized into evidence, Winslow was free to go.
Lab tests that came back on Dec. 23 revealed Winslow was in possession of synthetic marijuana. He was formally charged on Dec. 30, and last week he pleaded not guilty before a judge in Superior Court in Morristown.
The incident report lists lewdness among the alleged crimes, but Winslow was not charged with anything relating to alleged lewdness.
A 10-year NFL veteran, Winslow just finished his first season with the Jets. He is scheduled to be an unrestricted free agent in 2014.
The entire East Hanover police incident report can be found below.

SPOILER: show

Blount is going to smoke the Broncos so bad they going to want to reverse those cannabis laws.

Actually it's more likely that Brady and the receivers will do more damage than the run game as Denver had a pretty good run defense, but terrible pass defense.

Denver will finish with more rushing yards than the Pats.

Still have yet to hear any bitching from Patriots fans about the Broncos not making tickets available to the New England area. I'm sure there are some but it just isn't NEARLY as rampant as "Seahawks are being unfair!" fever.

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Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 4362515)

I don't think I've seen a whining "this is unfair" type of comment on the situation from any real 49ers fans.

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Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 4362515)

To be fair Seattle is a lot closer to SF than Foxboro is to Denver if there is bitching.

Also we are used to it because the Colts used to do the same thing to us when they were relevant.

This is it, Denver. Been 15 years since we've been to the Super Bowl. WE CAN DO THIS!

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Manning will probably take this but I'll be pulling for Brady. Something about Manning on the Broncos has put a bad taste in my mouth the past couple years. Also, it's fun to talk about Manning blowing it in the playoffs.

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Originally Posted by Narcissus (Post 4359216)

I wanted bay area billionaires to collectively buyout half the tickets to the stadium and leave them empty.

purchase all the Adderall.

Peyton Manning 'Omaha' drinking game.

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Originally Posted by Narcissus (Post 4362903)

Peyton Manning 'Omaha' drinking game.

= death by alcohol poisoning

Only thing that could happen now is Wes Welker turning on Manning and low blowing him on the sidelines, thus revealing his under shirt of Patriot colors

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Originally Posted by Heisenberg (Post 4362928)

Only thing that could happen now is Wes Welker turning on Manning and low blowing him on the sidelines, thus revealing his under shirt of Patriot colors

:heart:

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Originally Posted by Heisenberg (Post 4362928)

Only thing that could happen now is Wes Welker turning on Manning and low blowing him on the sidelines, thus revealing his under shirt of Patriot colors

Probably saving the heel turn for the Super Bowl :shifty:

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Originally Posted by Heisenberg (Post 4362928)

Only thing that could happen now is Wes Welker turning on Manning and low blowing him on the sidelines, thus revealing his under shirt of Patriot colors

I missed the "low" there the first time I read that and thought it was an awful attempt at turning heel.