The Florida natives are used to cops everywhere. Vince didn't want them to suffer from culture shock.

It makes sense because the fuck HHH is going to walk 85 yards down that ramp but the guy with the bum leg will have to

Steph looking on point tonight though. 👍

Steph looks like a cam girl, if cam girls were a thing in he early 90's

Remember what I said...

Crossfit Jesus can only make his entrance from on high through parting clouds

So much effort into his WM entrances and they're always shit.

Riding a tricycle FFS! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Is it wise to bring the police to an unsanctioned match in which you've promised to cripple your opponent?

IS this the 1984 apple commercial

Yo, Seth. This is Wrestlemania 33, not the 2020 Olympics.

I Was expecting KANE!

Ooohhhh thst was sweet.

I believe it was called Playboy back then...

Rollins' torch entrance was pretty cool.

A torch does 2 damage. Seth should have chosen the Soilder's Claymore which does 53 damage or the Master Sword which can do up to 60.

Stephanie McMahon is a 40 year old woman who has given birth three times. And she's a fucking BABE.

Biker Triple H vs The Demon Seth Rollins...

They're just there to celebrate the winner by simultaneously tazing them.

lol at Shane's kids booing rollins for beating up their uncle.

WM 17 rehash

Solid gold dancer Olympic torch runner Seth freakin Rollins

OPP I MEAN Jamie Lannister

"He knew this was the proverbial trespass at your own risk."

What the fuck does that even mean Byron.

Triple H's skin very red

Byron Saxton: "That sickness might actually aide Seth Rollins"

So do falls count anywhere here or is this Street Fight rules? I don't think they clarified...

Holy shit, a Triples H diss from Cole.

Career suicide.

Anything goes

This should have been a stretcher match push the stretcher all the wayt back up the ramp

LOL what an asinine spot.

SmackDown women's match moved way up

Hopefully there will be some surprise entrants in that match!

Placing my bets on Asuka.

I forgot pitbull is still going to perform

concert + 4 matches in hour?

When did last year's WrestleMania end? Was it like midnight?

LOL either there are at least 2 squash matches left out of the 4 or this show is running WAY over time. Gonna end up being 7 hours long before all is said and done.

For something meant to be an unsanctioned match, doesn't feel that brutal or blood feud worthy so far.

I feel like it went to 11:45 or something like that.

Since its anything goes I hope we get a curbstomp

Plus overtime considering I think last year's main event didn't start till around 11pm.

Not sure why one of these guys wouldn't just bring a gun if it's unsanctioned.

Oh wait, guns in WWE have no effect.

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taz would be happy his show starts at 11

Unrelated to this match, but SUPER FUCKING IMPORTANT

IT'S HAPPENING

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Saxton: "Maybe it is worth it to reinjure his knee"

Seth giving of himself for our sins

Rollins is so amazing. So glad he made it to Mania.

He just frog splashed HHH's ass.

This has made me giddy to the point I use the word giddy.

Goldberg vs Lesnar will be quick.

lol Steph "dont stop"

(Knee in chair)

Saxton "This could be fatal"

Allow me to play Devil's Advocate:

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My biggest regret as a wrestling fan is not following Matt Hardybin TNA until about weeks ago... now I might get Broken Matt Hardy and Brother Nero on a show I watch!

Think Steph looks so good because she consumes all the youth from the wrestlers she emasculates.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

where is samoa jospeh

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I'm pretty sure Stephanie is getting better looking with age....

His music isn't PG. :shifty:

Just bidding his time before someone on commentary forgets to put some respect when saying his name.

Or currently beating up Ryder in catering over the last slice of pizza.

I just realized if Samoa joe interjects himself itll take him 5 minutes to waddle down to the ring

You might still get a watered down WWE version and not the balls out insanity they gave us before.

This match seems to be killing the crowd

"We may see the Cerebral Assassin live up to his namesake."

I don't think Byron understands what the Cerebral Assassin nickname was about, and I believe he thinks Triple H is going to cave in Seth's skull.

lol Byron is so awful.

Triple H's ringwork starting to match his promo style.

Typical Triple H burial match will do that when you've seen the same movie like 13 times.

Yeah this match is freaking boring so far!

Rollins should use the sledge as a crutch

Passing of the torch (sledgehammer) moment?

2.9999

Would be cool to see stephanie mcmahon get smashed in the face by sledge hammer

How many matches are left

Feel like Seth needs to win this to be legit, but this would be HHH's 12th Mania loss. A record i cant see him wanting.

This match and the mixed tag matches really brought down a pretty amazing Mania so far.

Maybe some shenanigans soon will make HHH-Rollins a lot better.

he hit the phoenix splash!

Keep watching that Hardyz Streamable and thinking

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I think that's the first time Seth Rollins has actually hit the Phoenix Splash.

Can the Hardy Boys come out and win the tag titles again?

Always feel like the person jumping off the top rope is gonna land their knee on the person's arm and break their bone ever since that one time it happened to Eddie Guerrero or something like 15 years ago

Boy has this match ever been a slog.

how many countered pedigrees

OH SHIT

Steph took a table bump. Good on her.

4 after this:
• Reigns v. Taker
• SDL Women's Championship
• WWE Championship
• Universal Championship

:lol: 2nd year in a row Steph takes a random big bump and generates the biggest pop for it.

Well, can't say I saw a Steph table bump coming. Fair play to that.

3.25/5

These two had a fairly polite wrestling match for wanting to murder each other.

+.25 for Stephanie taking a table bump.

HHH should have gotten out of the ring and rushed sTeph up the ramp for the countout loss lol

Seth is going to pay for that....

Well Stephanie is dead.

That's huge for Rollins. Gets back Stephanie, and beats HHH clean at about 50%

HHH is a legend for taking that loss. What a guy

Decent match, solid finish. Great pop for Steph going through table surprised me.

Steph just ate wood....(too easy)

Women next or Orton/Wyatt?

Woooo weed break

Piss break.

This is the true main event

This is retarded.

no.

Sorry kid, you're never going to be as good as your father.