Also ouch for Kane.

"PUNY MORTAL. GARBAGE TRUCKS AND CRUSHED AMBULANCES CAN'T STOP ME. WHAT HOPE DOES A PUNY ANNOUNCERS' TABLE HAVE?"

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Suckage

uhg

What a dreadful match.

Like everything outside of the men's rumble:

"Well, that was technically a finish."

The Road to BoringMania begins

At least that took more than 1 (4, to be exact) F5, I guess...

Kane can go back to jobbing until next time they want people to think he's a threat again now.

I blame Kane

Yeah, brock got pissed, lol

Nakamura vs AJ and Braun vs Roman 83 would have been the greatest Mania of all time.

Braun will beat Lesnar after Lesnar loses the belt to Reigns.

Preview of Lesnar vs Reigns

I'd love to see what happens back stage between Braun and Brock

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Still better than Brock vs Holly and Angle vs Henry.

Most Rumble title matches are shitty.

Probably some scented oils and a shower together.

Why did Lesnar get pissed at Braun what did Braun do #TeamBraun

Let's go Santina!

Hope they pull out one of the tables under the ring to be the announcer table for the Women's Rumble match.

Or just borrow the Japanese one and have Funaki join the booth for the main event.

Kane is one of the first wrestlers I was ever a mark for. But he needs to retire. Dude is 50, has over 1,000 televised matches and fuck knows how many non-televised ones under his belt. He's had a great career and will be a first ballot Hall of Famer. But it's time to go.

Braun knee'd Lesnar hard in the face towards the beginning of the match

lol oh Braun!

Kia Stevens needs to be in this. I don't know what I'd mark out for more: Kharma or Welfare Queen.

Let's go Asuka (or Nia)

Becky or riot (not riott)

Braun gave Lesnar a really stiff knee to the ear/side of the head just before that punch

Kinda hoping for a shock ending here. Then again Asuka losing would taint her undefeated streak. Rousey being a shocking #30 but then losing in the final two to Asuka would be pretty crazy I guess. Just want something crazy to happen at the end because the match itself is probably gonna be terrible.

That Lesnar punch looked crazy

Women's evolution

"She won't tell you so"

Of all the celebs to boo, Maria Menounos should not be one of them.

Just waiting for Steph to ruin this

Nice of Philly to boo a huge wrestling fan who has brain cancer.

Cole performing verbal cunnilingus on Stephanie to keep that job.

Steph is definitely entering.

Lilian Garcia for ring announcer of GTFO

Yep. Looked like a deserved receipt there.

Probably worse than booing Santa Claus, TBH.

Or legit. Sounds that way so far. :lol:

Listen at them blowing Stephine like she was the one in the ring busting her ass

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I hate Menounos. Go away.

Philly why are you booing Maria she is an actual fan all of you can fuck off

Becky or Bayley #2 probs...

God. I'm all about women's empowerment, etc., but this seems like nothing more than a ridiculous scheme to somehow "make history". So stupid.

Okay, thanks for showing up Maria Menounos but don't quit your day job.

Guessing Bayley at #3 then.

I didn't really like her announcing but she's legit a huge WWE fan whose promoted them a lot over the years

With the lack of women on the main roster, WWE should have thrown a curve ball and had both Women's champs be in the Rumble. Easy of excuse of them simply wanting to get rid of any real threats to their titles.

They'll probably have a trans royal rumble next year. :| It really is just wwe riding the cock of a trend at the minute.

Cole really shimmying his way up Mrs Levesque's ass

I think they were booing her saying "women's evolution" instead of "revolution"

If Trish shows up in this Rumble, she's gonna get that Austin-level pop.

Agreed. A good moment for the business, but its all about politics now. This is just a way to try to one-up the grammys, which from what I heard, are doing the exact same thing

Don't care, bring Lilian back for the night or keep JoJo (a woman as well). Maria not going to bring in any viewers.

Also forgot to fit in "it's more Rumble than ever"

Truly the worst ring announcer.

AND competed at a WrestleMania!

Someone please gif that moment of Charlotte pumping her fist to Becky's theme song while Alexa looks at her side eyed. That was great.

So Becky's onsie I wish I could unsee it

"Considers herself a backwoods girl", bet her brother is thrilled about that. :shifty:

Don't give her a mic, please.

That's most of the "revolution". Forcing women's matches into main event spots without actually putting in the work to make them main event-worthy and then saying "revolution" a lot.

Only reason I am still tuned in.

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Sarah Logan's shorts look like they ripped when she sat down and had to hastily duct tape it back together.

Mandy Rose is so fucking hot.

This thread is 100x worse than I expected it to be for this match. See you all tomorrow.

Lita or I start tossing chairs

uhhh......Do you know what she does for a living?

Wonder how much press they'll get for this usurping the mens rumble match as the last in the show. Thats really all this is, a publicity cock riding move.

SO FUCK YOUR RULES MAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Is WWE still salty at AJ Lee

That's rich, Stephanie telling someone else to calm down.

YESSSSS

Lita or Trish definitely need to show up. I'd settle for Torrie, just to look at her some more.

Lita!

Why did Lita steal a plumber's pants?

:y: Lita

YESSSS

HERE WE GO!

I need more Liv Morgan in my life. She might be threatening the throne.

HAPPY 14,000 POSTS, DARK ONE!!!

Alright thats one

COMON ALICIA!

HELL YES!

Hope Caitlyn Jenner wins.

hope Trish Stratus shows up

You know what would be cool and "revolutionary", if there was a "legit" storyline reason to have this match. Like to figure out who the "legit" disputed Women's champion was.

Ooh Stephanie mentioned chyna, obviously kids all over the world are going to go look at her porn vids now.

Lta's outfit choice not so great...

Moolah can go to hell and stay there

Don't act like you ever liked lita

Surprised Michael Cole's not already busting out some women's rumble stats.

"Coming out #6. Not an enviable spot however it has produced AS MANY winners in the women's rumble as the #30 spot."

Gail Kim will show up

Wish this bitch would fuck up with the screeching.

The women being shorter in height is already showing some problems for this match.

go pirate girl!