guess reigns goes to the back of the line if he can't win it there he can't win it anywhere.

So is the winner of that Rumble belt going to wear it around like the Million Dollar championship?

This has to end with Braun trucking Brock, pinning him, then flipping the ring over

Wouldn't mind Lashley getting a monster push. Have Heyman turn on Lesnar before he leaves to become Lashley's mouthpiece. Could work.

Greatest Rumble trophy looks really dumb.

Going to be sad when Khali eliminates BRAUN

You can draw number 30 and be like "fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk"

Winner gets a championship title, too? Weird.

lol Bryan's gonna make it all the way to the end and get screwed over I bet. Him almost running the table in a 50 man rumble and then getting tossed by an already eliminated Miz would be epic.

No way at all WWE is going to stick to the 90 seconds interval for this Rumble.

Dolph has the dumbest theme.

For the love of God, the record scratch needs to die.

Surprised they didn't put quotes around 90

Why wont those 3 guys sit.

Replace it with the sounds of a wet blanket hitting the floor

Think the ring announcer mentioned you only get title shot although having a title contested in Rumble/Battle Royale rules would be a pretty neat idea.

Is the winner of this getting a title shot?

Considering WWE likes to let PPVs go for 14 hours now, it wouldn't surprise me much.

Wow! Sin Cara getting a moment to shine.

That was definitely no Thin Cara, I'll tell you that much.

AxelMania!

Not surprised Brock retained. Why not switch the belt at Mania if that was the plan? I think they've decided they don't need him to be the champion in order to push him as the poster boy.

Nope. A trophy and a championship title.

Curtis Axel theme!

Nah, I just rewound. He said they get a trophy AND a title. Seems excessive.

Whoa! Hey! Whoa! Hey!

Pfff, worthless rumble.

Wait, weren't JR and King supposed to be calling this?

Braun is winning this.

:lol: Kanellis getting the Santino Rumble treatment.

"He'll get cheered and we can show that clip and pretend he's mad over." seemed like a very WWE thought process. Even though it would have just pissed all over the WrestleMania match.

Mike Kanellis is trying very hard to exist.

HERE'S THIS GUY!

That's what Gertner said too, but why not just have him go in as champion?

That couldn't have been 90 seconds.

What the fuck is that?

lol Mike Kanellis made the trip for that.

:| Who?

Oh. That does seem a bit overkill but then again WWE doing things logically rarely is in their motto.

Lol, now this is Vince's idea of a Japanese superstar.

Same reason they have the secondary championship challenger win the rumble all the time. To make marks go "Holy fuck! This is meaningful!" even though it ends up not meaning anything really. Would have been very WWE for them to let people think WM means they officially moved on from Reigns but then give him the title ultimately anyway.

That thongs/yoga pants combo is not the best.

I really thought Viktor was CM Punk for a second.

Tony Nese is winning this for sure.

Not sure about others but this has been a pretty meh Rumble so far.

The booking of this is so lazy.

Nevermind, Dash Wilder is taking this down.

The Bleh-est Royal Rumble is more like it!

HULK HOGAN IS BACK AND WINS THE SADI RUMBLE WOWWWWWWWWWWW

Ring starting to get loaded now so that someone can clear it.

Huge pop for Horswoggle. Somebody kill me.

Hornswoggle getting the biggest pop of the night.

Bah gawd! Hornswoggle

Kofi gonna use Swoggle as part of his "save" I think.

Lol, WWE pointing out their own trope of Dolph flopping around.

Hornswoggle most over person in Saudi Arabia

Ugh, Michael Cole making it sound like Hornswoggle's a big deal. Fans cheering him. This is WWE.

Unless a womans match happens, i just dont care what happens in this PPV. If a womans match dont happen, this is all for nothing, no matter how many titles change hands.

Been all downhill for The Revival ever since Scott Dawson mentioned the W word on tv.

Hornswoggle didn't go over the top.

Fuck this company. Why stock up a card so huge just to make it a huge fucking joke?

Poor Primo botching

If you cant put on a womans match in Sadi Arabia, you have made no ground and this is all for nothing. Title changes happen. Heels turn face. Face turn heel. If you cant have a womans match in Sadi, then you just wasted a lot of money. Go fuck yourself.

Aye, Primo, sup homes

Running with a trombone is kinda funny.

Lots of botches in this thing. I wonder if the talent is jet-lagged and such.

But they made millions!

Surprised Francesca was allowed to show up for this event.

I said that PAGES ago.

Tony Nese would fit well in the New Day.

:lol:

Just kick them, Primo? God, WWE sucks. I couldn't sleep so I was watching some Japan and Memphis. It's incredible how far wrestling has gone into parody of itself.

Hahaha, that's STILL his theme?

Yeah, that was pretty garbage.

Dude, all due respect, but I'm not going through this entire thread. Or watching this entire show.

That's the sad part. They made money. They shit on the Womens division doing so. Now come Monday we wrestling fans are suppose to pretend that never happened and Women are important. LOL LOL LOL. wow.... LOL

:lol: at Angle speed walking to the ring

Angle sucks in Saudi Arabia too! :heart:

Bo Dallas beat Kenny Omega for the WWE Championship last night on my 2K Universe, now he's out to show Saudi Arabia why he's the man to beat or maybe not

I...know that.

Scott Dawson looks more like his name should be Dash Wilder, if that makes sense.

WWE wants us to watch this, pretend Womens rights are not a thing, then 4 days later, accept that Womens rights are a thing.. all for a buck. This shows how much WWe thinks of you motherfuckers watching this show right now. They are laughing there asses off and collecting paychecks.

This is the biggest cucking of wwe fans i've ever seen. You're all massive cucks.

Everyone in this thread has been cucked.

So uncomfortable watching Kurt.

So far the only real surprises in this alleged "Greatest Royal Rumble" has been some random fat guy and Hornswoggle.

Love me some Goldust still.

Calm down. Have a drink.

RP go join STD on his boycott.

lol @ RP rants

Can you make a good argument as to why i'm wrong? I'm waiting. Go ahead.

There are a LOT of people left.

It's a business and they are making a shitton of money.

Feel annoyed that they make Michael Cole "love Elias"

The way this match has been constructed feels like Vince wanted to keep the talent roster to do a big show, volume-wise, in Saudi, and so he could march them out, remind him of their existence, and decides who he wants to keep.

Hope Goldust writes a big auto-biography.

Seriously Anybody Thrilla. Tell me why its ok for WWE to spout womens revolution bullshit and then go to Saudi and not have women on the show at all. I cant wait for your enlightenment.

I feel like this crowd hasn't watched wrestling for a decade.

LOL. Noted.

Oh, they do know who he is.

Nice of Elias to grace the Saudi crowd with a concert ... or not.

:lol: Cole getting way too excited at Elias eliminating people.

They haven't said anything about women at all. They're not being made to look inferior. They're just not featured on this particular card. They even made mention of the struggle in Saudi Arabia in that video package talking about how women just got driving privileges. They're not ignoring it. They're working within parameters. There's still a ways to go, but strides are being made.

Nothing like a "cuck" at all.