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RP 01-27-2019 09:24 PM

NIA IS GOING TO EAT THESE WOMEN SOMEONE PUT A STOP TO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fignuts 01-27-2019 09:24 PM

jax probably gonna hurt a bunch of people

Evil Vito 01-27-2019 09:25 PM

YES!!!

Emperor Smeat 01-27-2019 09:25 PM

So the payoff to Natty lasting a record-setting time was to just get tossed out by Nia.

KIRA 01-27-2019 09:25 PM

I wonder how many years off Natalia's back picking up Naya Jax took away

rez 01-27-2019 09:26 PM

lol. Nice Irish exchange there

Dark One 01-27-2019 09:26 PM

Becky gonna save this Rumble.

Evil Vito 01-27-2019 09:26 PM

I'm not sure Finlay has the power to make this decision.....but I'll take it!

Fignuts 01-27-2019 09:26 PM

fucking listen to that pop

Dark One 01-27-2019 09:26 PM

ALSO I WANT MY MONEY AAA.

I CALLED MY SHOT.

rez 01-27-2019 09:27 PM

BREAK HER NOSE, BECKY

RP 01-27-2019 09:27 PM

YES YES YES

Emperor Smeat 01-27-2019 09:27 PM

Nia almost somehow messed up doing a Samoan Drop to Charlotte

Evil Vito 01-27-2019 09:28 PM

Ember was in there a really long time despite doing nothing at all.

RP 01-27-2019 09:28 PM

Alexa's facial expressions are so friggin underrated.

RP 01-27-2019 09:29 PM

THEY ARE DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT RIGHT NOW!

KIRA 01-27-2019 09:29 PM

Damnit

Dark One 01-27-2019 09:29 PM

This Rumble match feels like it has taken six hours.

rez 01-27-2019 09:30 PM

fuq

Evil Vito 01-27-2019 09:31 PM

A Becky/Charlotte win would be an annoying fuck finish, but if a triple threat with Ronda at Mania is the plan it feels like the only logical way to get there.

KIRA 01-27-2019 09:32 PM

Of course they let Charlotte have beast mode

Emperor Smeat 01-27-2019 09:32 PM

Final 4 being 3 of the Four Horsewomen is pretty cool.

RP 01-27-2019 09:32 PM

They really made Carmella strong there.

rez 01-27-2019 09:33 PM

There goes Bayley. Worthless!

Emperor Smeat 01-27-2019 09:33 PM

Ouch at Bayley's knee. Nia really is an injury magnet.

RaginRonic 01-27-2019 09:34 PM

Nia Jax...the female Yokozuna, but only half as wide. And missing his ring gear.

XB

Fignuts 01-27-2019 09:34 PM

guys we're only minutes away from some hardcore sign pointing

KIRA 01-27-2019 09:34 PM

Vega still in

RaginRonic 01-27-2019 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fignuts (Post 5219372)
guys we're only minutes away from some hardcore sign pointing

There's no WM 35 sign hanging there at all.

=P

Dark One 01-27-2019 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ronic (Post 5219374)
There's no WM 35 sign hanging there at all.

=P

The end of an era.

Emperor Smeat 01-27-2019 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fignuts (Post 5219372)
guys we're only minutes away from some hardcore sign pointing

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">You guys.<br><br>There is NO WrestleMania sign to point to.<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RoyalRumble?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RoyalRumble</a></p>&mdash; Derek Montilla (@Cap_Kaveman) <a href="https://twitter.com/Cap_Kaveman/status/1089675088759156737?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 28, 2019</a></blockquote>
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Dark One 01-27-2019 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ronic (Post 5219374)
There's no WM 35 sign hanging there at all.

=P

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark One (Post 5219375)
The end of an era.

They're probably going to point at an AR sign because fuck you

Bad News Gertner 01-27-2019 09:37 PM

Lol Becky selling the wrong knee. She was clutching her right knee at first.

RP 01-27-2019 09:37 PM

If they ruin this Rumble like this, I wont watch the rest.

Emperor Smeat 01-27-2019 09:37 PM

I'd laugh if they call off the match due to injury.

Fignuts 01-27-2019 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KIRA (Post 5219373)
Vega still in

Rhea threw her over the top

Triple A 01-27-2019 09:38 PM

This whole match has been great tbh imo! In a good mood I think!!!!!!

Evil Vito 01-27-2019 09:39 PM

There are still two title matches and another Rumble after this.

This show is gonna go til midnight EST

Evil Vito 01-27-2019 09:39 PM

YES YES YES YES YES

rez 01-27-2019 09:39 PM

whoa

Dark One 01-27-2019 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conspiracy Victim Vito (Post 5219383)
There are still two title matches and another Rumble after this.

This show is gonna go til midnight EST

Raw is going to start with the men's Rumble winner celebrating.

rez 01-27-2019 09:40 PM

Yeah..they shouldn't have had so many matches.

Evil Vito 01-27-2019 09:40 PM

FUCK YES BECKY!!!

The crowd needs to hoist that woman up on their shoulders!

RP 01-27-2019 09:40 PM

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BECKY TITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

rez 01-27-2019 09:40 PM

Who had Becky?

Dark One 01-27-2019 09:40 PM

WHERE IS MY MONEY AFIF?!

I CALLED MY SHOT

GIVE ME MY MONEY

Dark One 01-27-2019 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rez (Post 5219390)
Who had Becky?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark One (Post 5215054)
I have chosen to attack STD in the back and take the 28th spot.

Just FYI.


RP 01-27-2019 09:40 PM

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE RED TITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

GD 01-27-2019 09:40 PM

Fuck yeah! Becky is going to Mania!

RP 01-27-2019 09:40 PM

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

xrodmuc316 01-27-2019 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xrodmuc316 (Post 5218940)
I assume that happens, she eliminates Charlotte to win, Charlotte says since Becky wasn't really in the Rumble that Charlotte is the real winner, some weird McMahon decision comes, and they shove Charlotte into the Ronda/Becky Match much like the doctor shoved those gigantic fake blond into Charlotte's chest area.

Thats the good stuff!

RP 01-27-2019 09:41 PM

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT TITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Dark One 01-27-2019 09:41 PM

WHERE MY MONEY AFIF

Emperor Smeat 01-27-2019 09:41 PM

:lol: Charlotte lost via being dumb

Better Women's Rumble match overall than last year's. Outside of the surprises with former stars, last year's Rumble was very sloppy and had really questionable booking going on.

Fignuts 01-27-2019 09:42 PM

damn

lost the rumble game but I wanted becky to win

so many conflicting emotions!

xrodmuc316 01-27-2019 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RP (Post 5219398)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT TITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

We ever get a screencap from those satellite users yet?

rez 01-27-2019 09:42 PM

Hopefully the Rumble is next. Some of your fans have jobs, Vince

Emperor Smeat 01-27-2019 09:43 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So technically <a href="https://twitter.com/LanaWWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@LanaWWE</a> won!!! Congrats honey. I love you. We are going to wrestle mania</p>&mdash; Rusev (@RusevBUL) <a href="https://twitter.com/RusevBUL/status/1089714412322091008?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 28, 2019</a></blockquote>
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Fenix122 01-27-2019 09:43 PM

SIGN POINTING!!!!!

Evil Vito 01-27-2019 09:43 PM

They better have something really surprising planned for the men's Rumble because I can't imagine why that wasn't the main event

Fignuts 01-27-2019 09:43 PM

you fucking fools doubted the sign pointing

Triple A 01-27-2019 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark One (Post 5219391)
WHERE IS MY MONEY AFIF?!

I CALLED MY SHOT

GIVE ME MY MONEY

Congrats dude U did it!!!

rez 01-27-2019 09:45 PM

Kacy Catanzaro still not on the NXT roster page.
https://www.shape.com/sites/shape.co...?itok=WCaXXUmq

A.J.K 01-27-2019 09:48 PM

So the men's Rumble is the main event?

Evil Vito 01-27-2019 09:49 PM

I'm glad I've stayed completely clear of potential mystery entrants, because unless someone really shocking shows up and wins the men's Rumble I can't imagine why it is going on last after that.

Dark One 01-27-2019 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple A (Post 5219410)
Congrats dude U did it!!!

I'M GOING TO TPWWMANIAAAAAA

RP 01-27-2019 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rez (Post 5219412)
Kacy Catanzaro still not on the NXT roster page.
https://www.shape.com/sites/shape.co...?itok=WCaXXUmq

I just drew a picture of her with my cum shot.

rez 01-27-2019 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RP (Post 5219418)
I just drew a picture of her with my cum shot.

You're about to get neg repped into space

Dark One 01-27-2019 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conspiracy Victim Vito (Post 5219415)
I'm glad I've stayed completely clear of potential mystery entrants, because unless someone really shocking shows up and wins the men's Rumble I can't imagine why it is going on last after that.

You're going to be so pissed when the ghost of Bushwhacker Luke wins.

RP 01-27-2019 09:52 PM

I didnt know who she was, my penis just drew the picture without being prompted. I cant control this thing sometimes.

Dark One 01-27-2019 09:53 PM

They had to have this match on at night with the roof closed, because Bryan would be unstoppable in the sunlight due to photosynthesis.

Dark One 01-27-2019 09:54 PM

So this match is going to end with AJ Styles getting kicked in the dick for the 34th time, right?

rez 01-27-2019 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark One (Post 5219423)
They had to have this match on at night with the roof closed, because Bryan would be unstoppable in the sunlight due to photosynthesis.

Doesn't need it. He's getting it from AJ's tights..

xrodmuc316 01-27-2019 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark One (Post 5219420)
You're going to be so pissed when the ghost of Bushwhacker Luke wins.

Both of those dudes are still alive!

Dark One 01-27-2019 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xrodmuc316 (Post 5219427)
Both of those dudes are still alive!

I mean, Bushwhacker Luke hasn't tweeted in at least four days. Are you sure?

RP 01-27-2019 09:58 PM

Every pic I find seems to show Ricochet pounding the shit out of this Kacy hoe.

xrodmuc316 01-27-2019 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark One (Post 5219429)
I mean, Bushwhacker Luke hasn't tweeted in at least four days. Are you sure?

Well, yeah I guess I can't be totally sure =\

rez 01-27-2019 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RP (Post 5219431)
Every pic I find seems to show Ricochet pounding the shit out of this Kacy hoe.

Otis hates you

Dark One 01-27-2019 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xrodmuc316 (Post 5219432)
Well, yeah I guess I can't be totally sure =\

I mean, I'm not saying that I have the ability to predict the future, but I did predict exactly what would happen with #28 in the Rumble nearly a month ago so

Yeah, he dead.

Evil Vito 01-27-2019 10:02 PM

Thing is if it is a surprise winner I have no idea who it can realistically be. The Rock and Batista surely would've been leaked by now. CM Punk isn't returning. Hulk Hogan isn't wrestling at WrestleMania.

So either HBK wins and faces Bryan, or Roman's beaten cancer in 3 months.

xrodmuc316 01-27-2019 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark One (Post 5219436)
I mean, I'm not saying that I have the ability to predict the future, but I did predict exactly what would happen with #28 in the Rumble nearly a month ago so

Yeah, he dead.

Fair enough. I did say Roman is winning the Rumble about 3 months ago, let's see if I have the magic in about an hour lol.

Also, it's already 10pm, Lesnar/Finn is gonna be a 2 minute match lol

rez 01-27-2019 10:05 PM

ouch

RP 01-27-2019 10:05 PM

I'm so close to cracking this case.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmFCzsbUkAE8LYL.jpg

SlickyTrickyDamon 01-27-2019 10:06 PM

You did it RP.

RP 01-27-2019 10:06 PM

That was from 2016. I'm not as close as I thought

SlickyTrickyDamon 01-27-2019 10:07 PM

Still probably the same thing that happened.

xrodmuc316 01-27-2019 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conspiracy Victim Vito (Post 5219438)
Thing is if it is a surprise winner I have no idea who it can realistically be. The Rock and Batista surely would've been leaked by now. CM Punk isn't returning. Hulk Hogan isn't wrestling at WrestleMania.

So either HBK wins and faces Bryan, or Roman's beaten cancer in 3 months.

If the previous timeline holds true. Here is what I dug up months back

Quote:

Originally Posted by xrodmuc316 (Post 5187122)
I found an older article from a few years ago where he alluded to it:

https://sports.yahoo.com/news/wwe-s-...210550571.html

Anoa’i went undrafted but was signed by the Minnesota Vikings, and he said he was extremely close to making the team.

“I was right there,” he said. “I was as close as you can imagine. It just slipped through the fingers. It wasn’t meant to be. I signed, went to rookie camp. But I didn’t pass my physical. I had some medical things going on. I’m convinced I could have made the team.”

Anoa’i’s medical situation has long-since cleared up, but the lingering disappointment stuck with him."


Quote:

Originally Posted by xrodmuc316 (Post 5187424)
Found a little more info:

https://247sports.com/nfl/minnesota-...men-104423743/

This article has quoted from his agent at the time.

"According to Anoai's agent, Jim Ulrich, Anoai had an injury that didn't allow him to participate in the team's organized team activities last week. The Vikings reported Anoai's absence as being for "personal reasons."

On Tuesday, Ulrich said he was hopeful that Anoai would be able to participate in this weekend's minicamp, but he confirmed Wednesday that undrafted rookie would be released.

"I can't get into what his medical condition is," Ulrich said.

Ulrich said it is possible Anoai could get the medical issue cleared up in a few weeks and then look to sign with the Vikings or another team before training camp. "


He was signed in the beginning of May after going undrafted and participated in rookie mini camp. The date of his release was May 30th, 2007.

Then according to the following article, he signed with the Jaguars on August 26th, 2007:

http://slam.canoe.com/Slam/Wrestling.../21177661.html


If those dates are correct, and the "medical issue" was the leukemia, then that could give a rough estimate on the timeframe, as he was evidently healthy after 3 months to get cleared and signed by another NFL team.

I would imagine he wasn't at top strength after chemo, which is why he probably got cut after a week, but still he wouldn't have been signed at all if he wasn't in full remission.

So hoping all goes well and the docs can get him back into remission, it is possible that a best case scenario is him being back at the Royal Rumble, which is a little more than 3 months away.


So it is at least possible, if unlikely.

KIRA 01-27-2019 10:08 PM

This is fun

rez 01-27-2019 10:09 PM

Gratz on 1k posts, dude

RP 01-27-2019 10:09 PM

Guys... I'm on the case. It will be solved. There will be a Becky Lynch tit. I just need time and space.

xrodmuc316 01-27-2019 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rez (Post 5219448)
Gratz on 1k posts, dude

Thanks, had no idea til you said it lol

Emperor Smeat 01-27-2019 10:11 PM

Very slow and methodical pace so far in this WWE title match which isn't bad considering it has to deal with the cool-down from the Women's Rumble match.

RaginRonic 01-27-2019 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RP (Post 5219449)
Guys... I'm on the case. It will be solved. There will be a Becky Lynch tit. I just need time and space.

All female WWE talent became uggos when they entered the world of pro wrestling.

Nutting to one of them isn't worth the time or effort.

=P

RP 01-27-2019 10:12 PM

My scientific titty opinion leads me to believe that this is the point where the Becky Lynch titty surfaces for air.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/...trip=all&w=800

Evil Vito 01-27-2019 10:16 PM

WTF Rowan!!!

Emperor Smeat 01-27-2019 10:16 PM

Random Rowan sighting.

rez 01-27-2019 10:16 PM

Rowan must be lost

Dark One 01-27-2019 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conspiracy Victim Vito (Post 5219455)
WTF Rowan!!!

This is somehow a weirder finish than Bryan just kicking AJ in the balls.

The BRYAN FAMILY. WE'VE COME FULL CIRCLE

RP 01-27-2019 10:17 PM

At this point, a split second after the incident, the titty gets recovered by Becky and a government cover up begins to happen.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/...trip=all&w=941

Emperor Smeat 01-27-2019 10:18 PM

OMG what if Bryan amasses his own army of hobo looking guys to take over WWE by force.

Should be enough long bearded guys on the main roster and NXT to make that possible.


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