lol, isn't that a bit...redundant? EA Sports Active 2: From the makers of EA Sports Active

We're literally watching Ubisoft's fitness game trailer with different logos. Jesus.

G4 has it on.

"We don't need fitness models, we have fit and attractive employees here today."

This game seems to take biometric data more serious, though.

wtf is this games

Workout results will upload on the web.

One of the chicks has bouncy boobs jogging in place. SOLD

Here comes Madden Active Kinect Heartbeat Sensor 2011

Madden up.

Use of Lost sound effects :heart:

Where'd I put that damn Taylor Swift album

3v3 coop online. Evolution this and that....

**FF13 reference**

BOOOO NOT JOHN ELWAY BOOOOO

So did Joe Montana get a free new Xbox 360 for being in attendance today then

Joe Montana presenting.

Fucking playcalling, how does it work

IMO they're overcomplicating this

This is turning into a Montana interview.

How about you fucking make use of your ESPN license?

Ask Madden without you asking.

Ticker: Dead Space 2 drops Jan. 2011.

Dude segues into Sims 3 with a philosophical argument for free will.

Sims 3 slide show. A fucking slide show.

Sims 3 is being presented as an experiment of free will. People ant farm. Sims will be "unpredictable".

Whooo, neuro/psych seminar.

"Sims may have more free will than we do."

Cue trailer with uppity 'college' music.

Shows Sims... being normal. Living life.

Taglines: "Create. Play. Live." and "Play with lif3."

So that was basically a trailer for a game that's already out?

New EA partners, Insomniac and Respawn shout out.

Yes.

Yay, back to basics: Crysis 2.

Crysis 2 up.

"Delivers new kind of sandbox experience."

"Most intelligent enemies in FPSs."

Damn, this looks good.

This is probably the best looking FPS I ever seen.

Once upon a time I riffed about a Transformers game where you play as humans fighting Decepticons. This is exactly what I was talking about.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAGING BONER