Owens should pin Cena tonight.

"Triple H presents H.L.A. 2015"

Summer has beautiful legs. Second only to Stacy Keibler.

any chance Sting faces Rollins at SS?

Pretty nice old school "main eventer" six man tag. Way better than people wrestling over and over on the way to the PPV.

Drebin, we're cool, and I love you and all that, but I will fight you.

http://i.imgur.com/p7Lgj1N.gif

Rusev likes giant birds

lol at Summer being upset at USA chants.

I've sincerely tried to embrace it but I just can't. Even his pre-André the Giant Memorial Battle Royal win @ WM XXX after his first theme was an improvement over what he has now.

And that's a ststement from a guy whl usually has most themes grow on him. Also not a fan yet of Sheamus' new music since his post WM XXXI return. "Written in My Face" seemed way better.

Summer showing Lana why USA#1 boobs > Russian ones.

Both Sheamus and Cesaro's themes have grown on me.

Wanted Cesaro to start swinging Sheamus into Owens and Rusev there.

HELP I'M BEING CRUSHED BY THEMES

Boop

BEHOLD

<iframe src="http://gfycat.com/ifr/EverlastingGivingGermanshorthairedpointer" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" width="540" height="540" style="-webkit-backface-visibility: hidden;-webkit-transform: scale(1);" ></iframe>

I usually hate tag main events on Raw where they just throw feuds into a match because it's lazy and cheapens the value of seeing guys face off.

But for some reason, this one seems "fresh".

I dunno. Maybe it's the "old man" in me talking. But I miss Jim Johnston's work...half the time I wonder if CTo$ or whoever is producing themes for the company now is even trying.

Every time Sheamus's music hits the beginning reminds me of Copperhead Road by Steve Earl.

HAH!

Crowd more "entertained" by Sheamus looking stupid than him shouting a line from <s>"300"</s> "Gladiator".

Strong counterpoints; however, I humbly offer:

Cena and Orton tagging seems wrong

Cesaro, Owens, and to a lesser extent Rusev.

New faces beyond the usual Cena/Orton/Sheamus participants that have been in a majority of these main event big tag matches on Raw for the better part of a decade.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ndgVcE7w0uo?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Codebreakers are in the public domain in Canada.

Oh, good, Sheamus is blissfully unaware that he could cash in unsuccessfully.

Rusev should walk out too

Rusev needs this win.

This match needs to end with RKOs outta everywhere.

T-BOOOOOONE

R.I.P. Rusev's career.

Buried forever. (Again)

Triple A marking out, bro.

Honestly, who throws a shoe?

Unintentional gay porn sounding commentary statement of the night: "Orton's having his way with Rusev right now". Thanks, Byron.

THE DIVA REVOLUTION LIVES!!

LITA JERKING EDGE OFF-----of the ladder!

Can already see the Summerslam matchup right now:

Lana vs Summer - Bun on a pole match

This is a nice ending to Raw. Reminds me of my childhood.

Sweet