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<font color="#ff6600">Before I went out to Greece I stuck everything in my PaddyPower account on Barca to win. Then we watched the game on a big screen while on a pub crawl and I was the only person there supporting Barca. I went fucking MENTAL when Beletti got the winner.
People chucked ice cubes and water at me and some rat faced little slag goes to me "ooh i hope your parents are proud of you for being a fucking spick supporting little prick." But I was fucking loving that. I have fucking always loved Beletti. The rest of the night I just kept going up to bar staff and going "Kostas Chalkias! Theo Zagorakis! Giannis Skopelitis!" and getting high fives off them :cool: </font> |
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I was in the Students Union for the game, and from the off sung 'Vieira Fucked off and so will Henry', then Arsenal fans started singing, gave me abit of banter about needing a hair cut; Then when Lehmann got sent off I did the old Dambusters complete with gestures, and ten German bombers, when Arsenal scored I started singing 'can you hear the Arsenal sing' as they were so fucking quiet, and the bouncer threatened to chuck me out :|. Later on in the half they started singing quite abit though. Anyways the best part was later on when this one shit fan on the table in front of me was annoying me like he had done all match, he was a terrible fan and I called it before kick off, whenever the Arsenal fans sung he stood up clapping, trying to join in but not knowing the words (Even to that Oh to be a Gooner song) so I started singing 'Have you ever been to Highbury have you fuck' to him and my mates joined in, whilst we all pointed at him, he just stood there like a dickhead with four fingers up as if to say he'd been there four times, his mates turned round and started having a go at me asking me who I supported (two of them had Arsenal shirts on) to which after a great solo rendition of 'CHELSEA! CHHAAMPIONS!' I started singing to the shit fan 'If you don't know the words then queiten down', and kept singing it to him as he stared it me, whilst I gestured for him to sit down whilst cupping my ear with my other hand, if he'd started a song about 1/4 of the union would have joined in, or at least his mates would have, but he didn't, he sat down after a while. After it got to 2-1 I went up right behind his table and started singing 'Shit fan, gives us a song' for ages and he just ignored me :cool:. He left after about 87 minutes, and I didn't see him again till we were upstairs, so he didn't even watch the end of the match :wtf:. Needless to say, I shat all over this shit Arsenal fan, only spoiled by the birds who were watching the game with us kept telling me to shut up because it was out of order, dickheads. |
French police are hunting burglars who used gas to knock out Patrick Vieira and his wife and daughter during a raid on the family home near Cannes.
--- For some reason that's just hilarious :$ Dundee have appointed Alex Rae as their new manager. --- GO ON MY SON |
He can't be any worse than the fucking mick we just got rid of.
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If the Home Office can let Illegal Immigrants work for them, they better let Mark Gonzalez in the country, because he looks absolute quality,
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Is Morroco any good?
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Only thing they are good for is smuggling drugs into Europe and stealing everything in sight in London.
So that's a no. |
Morocco are one of the better African nations, but they're not great by any means.
Still, cheer up you US guys. Ghana lost to an amateur league Austrian team. |
It wasn't like the US wasn't getting the breaks or something, we just looked bad. There wasn't order to the gameplay, like somebody would be taking it up the side and nobody was open in the middle to pass to, so the player would just lose the ball. It happened over and over.
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The ice cubes they chucked actually hurt but I wasn't bothered, and the water was just ridiculous. I just held my arms out, smiled and let them do it, thinking "we're in Greece, its fucking boiling, and you just paid about 2 quid for that water you daft whore." I wouldn't have really cared but none of the people were even watching the match properly apart from when the goals were scored, and they didn't give a toss or have a clue about football. They were fucking ugly, rat faced little slags anyway. My mates abandoned me to go and sit with them and support Arsenal and pass ice cubes between eachother's mouths but I kept my resolve, sat there all on my own and loved it when they won :cool: They all kept fucking coming over and going "oh, why don't you just come and support Arsenal with us?" and I was like "cos I have a bet on and I like Barcelona more." and one of the birds was like "i'm Spanish and i'm not supporting Barca, so come on" and I was like "okay...well i'm English and i'm not supporting Arsenal, so..." Couldn't have any fucking decent banter or sing any songs cos they were stupid slags who would struggle to name 3 Arsenal players. Saw one other Pompey fan while we were out there and just gave him a quick "BLUUUUE ARMY". And saw a shit load of Newcastle fans. We were walking to a bar and saw a pissed one and I just shouted "WHO PUT THE BALL IN THE MACKEM'S NET?" and he put his arm round me and went "O'BRIEN, O'BRIEN". Didn't see any Chelsea fans or Arsenal fans or Liverpool fans though. Saw a load of Watford fans after their playoff win though. Saw one United fan and asked where he was from and he went "guess" :$ Stick a pin in an atlas ffs :$ </font> |
<font color="#ff6600">And Dazz, Beletti is fucking quality. Better than any of your shower.
And he's scored the winner in a champions league final, which is more than Glen Johnson has done. Just admit it Dazz, you have a team full of bottlers and as soon as Roman gets bored you'll have to sell Stamford Bridge to Asda and you'll end up ground sharing at Loftus Road. Terry will slap in a transfer request straight away and be off to join a big club like Spurs. You'll sign Tugay on a free transfer and he'll end up being your best player by a mile and you'll long for the days when you used to have players like Jody Morris as you slowly drift towards the championship. Beletti is fantastic.</font> |
So how much you win? Put on? Odds?
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yeah HISPANIC = Spic
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But that is not the point. The point is that watching football in pubs/bars is shit cos people who don't have a clue act like wankers.</font> |
I got 13/8 at h/t :D WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Them or Rushden & Diamonds, simply because of their name. |
Marco Bresciano's shot went out for a throw.
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<font color="#ff6600">I was just reading the News of the World from sunday to see what I missed while I was away and they had a big 2 page interview with that fat Jabba the Hutt lookalike who is currently managing Bolton. And they had his England world cup team and suprise surpise it was 4-5-1, made to look like a 4-3-3 with Crouch upfront on his own :mad:
Thank fuck he didn't get the job. </font> |
Where were Rooney and Owen? What was the team actually? Just curious.
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Australia vs Greece a shit game. Australia won 1-0 and played very well, I reckon they will be the surprise packets at this year's World Cup. Greece couldn't have given a fuck tonight and it was clear they were out here for a holiday.
Mike Reilly was the referee, fuck he's a wanker in real life too. :lol: 95,000 people for this game in Melbourne (my city) and it was only a friendly! An amazing crowd with the game being Australia's last one on home soil before the World Cup, plus with Melbourne massive Greek population (biggest Greek community outside of Greece) Pics: http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/7104...907E4904541829 http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/7104...8DE7A4F315697A http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/20..._470x258,0.jpg AHAHAHHA that last pic is one of my mates, the fucken idiot :lol: |
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Neville Terry Ferdinand A.Cole <font color="black">....</font>Lampard Carrick Gerrard Beckham<font color="black">....</font>Crouch<font color="black">.......</font>J.Cole <font color="#ff6600">I assume he was working on the basis that Owen and Rooney wouldn't be fit. That or he's just a fat idiot. Make your own mind up.</font> |
Morientes has signed for Valencia
Hope it all goes well for him, he wasn't exactly a success for us, but you could see he was trying his hardest and I'd rather a player tried his hardest and things didn't work out than not trying at all. |
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But keep up the spirit :y: |
When I actually get to see their games, they better be pretty kick ass. :mad:
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I heard flares were like a 4 grand fine last night :lol:
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95,000 to a meaningless "soccer" friendly, in the middle of the AwFuL season. The AwFuL are shitting themselves. The sleeping giant of Australian sport has awoken. In fact Im making a new fucking thread on this, just to shit Y2C off. |
Shevchenko is leaving Milan
Still have a feeling one of the Spanish clubs might try to hijack the Chelsea bid. |
<Font color="#ff6600">Don't join Chelsea, Sheva. They will ruin you, like they've ruined Crespo :'(</font>
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He is going to Chelski. It's obvious.
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Lets hope he plays the same as crespo :)
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<font color="#ff6600">Lets hope that Chelsea put him upfront with Crespo and give him a chance to score goals, so him and Crespo can rape every defence and get 60 goals between them, like they should. Instead of having to play upfront on their own in a formation not made for strikers :$
Sheva is the man, he deserves better :$</font> |
Why would I hope that? I hope he breaks his neck in his first day of training.
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<font color="#ff6600">No Rob, thats not very nice. Sheva is the man.
I can live with your praise of Quashie, but not the Sheva abuse, he is fantastic. :(</font> |
Yeah he is. And hence why I don't want him playing in West London.
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<Font color="#ff6600">Well no, me neither, since Chelsea will ruin him, he'll end up getting rotated with that fucking idiot Drogba, playing upfront on his own and get about 9 goals whilst some absolute tart like Bobby Zamora some how gets 15 purely because he gets a run in his team or something, prompting idiots and the press to give the immense Sheva shit that he doesn't deserve about how he can't hack it in the English game, meaning he gets sold for about £6m to Spartak Moscow or something at the end of the season.
Don't go Sheva, its a slippery slope.</font> |
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