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Lock Jaw 08-28-2012 12:38 AM

And I will consult you all to WWE.com to search for the answer to one of TPWW's Greatest Unsolved Mysteries....

"Who is Destor?"

Juan 08-28-2012 12:42 AM

I knew it!

#1-norm-fan 08-28-2012 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 3959634)
"WHO'S THAT IN THE IMPACT ZONE?"


Tom Guycott 08-28-2012 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 3959391)
LOL. Not even gonna spoil this one...

Search "Oral sex"

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Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 3959591)
"Plenty of blowjobs to go around" Kelly Kelly

Somehow, I refuse to believe this is 100% coincidence.

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Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 3959589)
"The Walking STD" Antonio Cesaro

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Originally Posted by Cool King (Post 3959590)
Now there's a nickname!

Fits even better with his "new" remixed Dean Malenko theme!

Hm, I wonder if they're going to make CESARO into an acronym on his tron vid now?

#1-norm-fan 08-28-2012 01:03 AM

"Why does my ass hurt?"


SPOILER: show
Goldust

Tom Guycott 08-28-2012 01:14 AM

"Testicular Fortitude"



Skippord 08-28-2012 01:18 AM

"Chuck Finley"

SPOILER: show
Stacy Keibler

Skippord 08-28-2012 01:19 AM

"Big Puffy Gay"

SPOILER: show
Big Daddy V

Skippord 08-28-2012 01:19 AM

"Corn Hole"

SPOILER: show
Torrie Wilson

Lock Jaw 08-28-2012 01:26 AM

http://www.wwe.com/f/t25/image/2012/...012ca_2299.jpg

NormanSmiley 08-28-2012 03:06 AM

douche bag = john cena

owenbrown 08-28-2012 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 3959632)
All of these posts will be reported by Ryan Clark tomorrow.

shut up :rant:

#1-norm-fan 08-28-2012 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by owenbrown (Post 3959725)
shut up :rant:

Does the reference of Ryan Clark's name anger you? Is that it?

owenbrown 08-28-2012 04:06 AM

I just hate the fact that he's a plagarising douche

CSL 08-28-2012 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Cool King (Post 3959061)
I've just found out that Roddy Piper was pretty much in my street yesterday and I missed him.

I won't lie, I feel absolutely gutted. :'(

ahhh I take it none of these guys are you then

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...37300020_n.jpg

Skippord 08-28-2012 07:45 AM

Pirate Ginger in the front

Corporate CockSnogger 08-28-2012 07:47 AM

Lol even if it didn't have it written on the bottom and have the store in the background I would definitely guess that was the staff of a Forbidden Planet.

Corporate CockSnogger 08-28-2012 07:48 AM

Or potentially a Gamestation.

CSL 08-28-2012 07:51 AM

ah ha yes. Or CeX, for those who aren't quite nerdcore enough for the above mentioned 2.

CSL 08-28-2012 07:53 AM

not sure what nerdcore is. Didn't just wanna put "nerd" for fear of sounding like Robert Downey Jr. in an 80's film

Corporate CockSnogger 08-28-2012 07:54 AM

Would have to be at least one really overweight guy for it to be CeX. We have two here and both stores stink of sweat.

CSL 08-28-2012 08:01 AM

actually can't slate the local CeX's too badly. No really overweight people and they of course have the typical ridiculous ones but the one in town has a blonde bird who's a bit minttt. Couple of "very attractive" females I know have worked in a CeX at one point or another as well

Corporate CockSnogger 08-28-2012 08:11 AM

Of our two in the city centre, there's a really small one that doesn't even have a door because it would take up too much space so you can kinda forgive that one for smelling a bit due to the size, but in the bigger store there's this one guy who is legit like 300lbs with long hair that looks like it's dripping with grease so it's safe to assume he is responsible for 100% of the stench in there.

Cool King 08-28-2012 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by CSL (Post 3959768)
ahhh I take it none of these guys are you then

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...37300020_n.jpg

Sadly not. :(

Cool King 08-28-2012 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by CSL (Post 3959787)
actually can't slate the local CeX's too badly. No really overweight people and they of course have the typical ridiculous ones but the one in town has a blonde bird who's a bit minttt. Couple of "very attractive" females I know have worked in a CeX at one point or another as well

The CeX here has just recently opened. It doesn't have any fat guys working there but the "very attractive females" you talk of is true. I have a friend that works there and she is "quite attractive". I was there yesterday and for the first time it did stink of sweat.

Though at least with CeX, the females know stuff about what they're selling. Unlike GAME, who employ "very attractive females" who don't have a damn clue about games. I'm sure GAME hire them so socially awkward guys will buy a game just so they can talk to a "hot chick".

GD 08-28-2012 01:52 PM

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/1...MLmvNKIzg2.gif

Innovator 08-28-2012 01:58 PM

Linda has a 3 point lead 49 to 46 in the Senate race.

Volare 08-28-2012 02:53 PM

God dammit let the smear campaign again.

Cool King 08-28-2012 03:36 PM

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/3674/y2jn.png

Lock Jaw 08-28-2012 04:39 PM

Steam'd

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 3955630)


Emperor Smeat 08-28-2012 04:47 PM

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Why did WWE have the retirement angle on Raw?

Sources state that WWE had Triple H ‘retire’ on Raw last night after the teased retirement at the end of the SummerSlam PPV wasn’t taken seriously as fans were chanting ‘you tapped out, you tapped out’ towards Triple H.


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Last night’s Raw had 43 minutes and 38 seconds of in-ring action.
Looks like RAW is starting to decrease in actual in-ring wrestling since it dropped another minute this week. Before it was averaging about 50 minutes to a little over an hour when it was a 2-hour show. None of the 3-hour shows have done any better so far with the 1000th episode as the exception since it was a special show.

Cool King 08-28-2012 04:49 PM

lol what?

They showed a "You Tapped Out" sign when he was making his way to the ring last night.

Lock Jaw 08-28-2012 04:52 PM

http://www.memegeneokerlund.com/medi...ted/u2fowv.jpg

DAMN iNATOR 08-28-2012 05:47 PM

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/i2VvLmsgv20" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

LOL, THIS. MATCH. ACTUALLY. HAPPENED. I honestly do not remember this match, but Storm's rarely heard party boy theme, plus his dancing...so crazy.

Lock Jaw 08-28-2012 06:17 PM

They should turn Teddy Long heel again and put him with the Prime Time Playas and just have him be their A.W.

Lock Jaw 08-28-2012 06:18 PM

"Get ready for the Prime Time Playas, playas! Because up next is a ..... TAG TEAM MATCH! HOLLA HOLLA!"

#1-norm-fan 08-28-2012 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Smelly Meatball (Post 3960100)
Looks like RAW is starting to decrease in actual in-ring wrestling since it dropped another minute this week. Before it was averaging about 50 minutes to a little over an hour when it was a 2-hour show. None of the 3-hour shows have done any better so far with the 1000th episode as the exception since it was a special show.

I'm gonna need to see some stats here. I can't imagine the 2 hour Raws ever hitting 1 hour of in-ring wrestling, much less averaging near it.

Emperor Smeat 08-28-2012 06:58 PM

http://wwemedia.tumblr.com/tagged/wwe-raw

Usually tallies up Raw after every episode. Last 4 episodes alone went from 56 to 51 to 44 to 43 for in-ring minutes.

For comparison, the final 2-hour show had about 52 minutes while the special 1000th episode had just 45 minutes.

Savio 08-28-2012 09:20 PM

"hates minorities" -
Bob Uecker

"man of 1000 blow jobs" -
The Million Dollar Man

"has foreskin fungus" -
Ranjin Singh

"suffers from ED" -

Emperor Smeat 08-28-2012 09:40 PM

"doesn't wash their hands after flushing" - Ric Flair

"hates the internet" - Ryder


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