"Still uses the phrase 'wassuuuuuuup!'"

Vladimir Kozlov

"Tapes football games without the signed, written consent of the NFL"

"Big Cat" Ernie Ladd

"Masturbates to 'Wheel of Fortune'"

JBL

"most likely to get beaten up by an ant" - Sid

Biggest nipples in the universe... Lillian Garcia.

According to Ryan Clark, the WWE has been "teasing" and punishing everyone that has spoken out from their frustrations recently. Assuming he's correct, Nataylia and Swagger are the most recent ones.

It might be possible when Swagger said he had enough after the Ryback match that it could have been a legit reaction and not something to tease for storyline reasons.

"Sloppy Joe" -Mason Ryan
"Racist"- BoBo Brazil
"Dirty Whore"-Brooklyn Brawler
"Big Nipples"- Big Daddy V
"Chocolate Thunder" - Tensai

All ryan does is SPECULATE

"Loves to play dirty" - Jim Ross
"Hairy Bastard" - George Steele
"Rapes Little Girls" - Michelle McCool

"Awful Rapist" - The Rock
"Little Girl is a Human Skin Suit" - Fabulous Moolah
"Ball Tickler Extraordinaire" - Vince McMahon

Has this officially gotten worse than those awful wrestler sex fantasy pictures?

"most likely to be eaten in a zombie outbreak" - Torrie Wilson

"who keeps stealing my money" - Kofi Kingston

Has anybody else heard anything about Funkadactyl Cameron getting arrested for a DUI Friday night?

She has degrees in psychology and business marketing..why is she a "funkadactyl"

Damn, they had her put on the orange suit.

Crazy.

Nobody understands the awesomeness of Alicia Fox versus Melina as she does.

YO! That's the girl from Tough Enough?! The one who told Austin her favorite match was Alicia Fox vs Melina?! The one Austin told "I shit my pants!"?!

I did not know this! What's wrong with me?!

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Is Austin looking at Big Show's nipple?

It could also be possible that Jack Swagger and Natalya were used to put over two people that WWE is attempting to get over just like they have been used for months now.

It's like when he pointed out JTG jobbing to Ryback on Raw a couple weeks back as punishment. Because... ya know... JTG jobbing to someone, much less FUCKING RYBACK was so out of the ordinary that it was definitely punishment.

I'm wondering the context, and the best I can come up with is "one of Harley Race's epic BBQs."

"got a dui last night" - Gobbledy Gooker

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Why does the British Bulldog look like the only one who came straight from the arena?

Davey Boy. Any time. Anywhere.

Wolf Dick (aka HHH) ‏@HUGEWOLFDICK
All of these jobronies think they're fucking stars. They got no asses. None. Grow a muscular ass, then we'll talk drawing money. Fuck, man.

D'Lo Brown has a law degree, as well as Otunga and a few other guys. People can have more than one passion.

maybe it's that whole "having something to fall back on" if their wrestling dreams never came true....?

This as well.

I think I subconsciously copied Ziggler as for the past several months I've almost exclusively been wearing plain V-neck t-shirts in multiple colours.

Though I don't have any pink sunglasses... yet.

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lol. I love the little acknowledgement that he's a written character with the "for reasons never quite explained..." line.