Lesnar is Bane

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9...1x8qo1_500.jpg

Guys with long hair and a bit of a beard. This could keep Guru Dave entertained for a while.

Wrestlers who are synonymous with certain championships

Edge and the World's Heavyweight Championship

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_la...011ej_0047.jpg

John Cena and the spinner WWE Championship

http://www.johncena4u.com/chain-gang...john-cena1.jpg

Chris Jericho and the Undisputed title [The WWF Championship and the World Championship]

http://www.andmagazine.com/content/u...17634209_f.jpg

Triple H and the World's Heavyweight Championship

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-bPICj1JjJe.../20256-gif.jpg

Batista and the World's Heavyweight Championship

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4MuiLzMrmF...9g/s1600/1.jpg

Ric Flair and the NWA World Heavyweight Championship

http://cdn103.iofferphoto.com/img/it...ZqpvF2QH7R.jpg

Booker-T and the WCW Championship

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.co...bookert/38.jpg

Brock Lesnar and the WWE Championship [Undisputed version]

http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrest...snarheyman.jpg

Chris Jericho and the Intercontinental Championship [Attitude Era version]

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__...l_Champion.jpg

Chris Benoit and the United States Championship

http://file038.bebo.com/7/large/2007...091507081l.jpg

John Cena and the United States Championship [Spinner version]

http://www.allwrestlingsuperstars.co...perstar-24.jpg

Trish Stratus and the WWE Women's Championship

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/lohcl...6/original.jpg

Christian and the ECW Championship [Phoenix version]

http://www.hoffco-inc.com/wwe/thist/...istian02-6.jpg

Ryback poetry thread
 

I know there are a couple of threads already about mr Ryback...however, there is not one dedicated to poems about him. And now there is. i shall begin.

ahem...

Ryback is really good,
he looks like a rassler should,
he's not 5'8 160 pounds
he smashed jobbers face's into the ground
Ryback will never lose,
he's better than Goldberg coz he's a jew.

thank you.

Powerful stuff, man. :y:

Don't you mean not a?

I'd buy into that.

Hot stable right there.

They also did a Four Horsemen:

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/standard...s_HORSEMAN.jpg

Goddamn Hollywood Rock was so good.

"Bill Goldberg. You want the Rock? At Backlash? Go ONE ON ONE with The Rock? The Great One? Well The Rock says this: NAH"

This would be so cool

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MhfkED1NF2A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Creepy stalker page

Needs to show a box falling.

Are we playing raw 2 for the Xbox?

http://i49.tinypic.com/358pi4k.jpg

http://i49.tinypic.com/wj70r8.jpg

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Going to make a giant foil ball today. I will keep everyone updated.</p>&mdash; Trent Barreta (@trentylocks) <a href="https://twitter.com/trentylocks/status/249996939444252672" data-datetime="2012-09-23T22:21:29+00:00">September 23, 2012</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Getting started. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23foilball">#foilball</a> <a href="http://t.co/Cs2kVe1v" title="http://img.ly/nHFq">img.ly/nHFq</a></p>&mdash; Trent Barreta (@trentylocks) <a href="https://twitter.com/trentylocks/status/250018327307628544" data-datetime="2012-09-23T23:46:29+00:00">September 23, 2012</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Done for now. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23foilball">#foilball</a> <a href="http://t.co/Nq2zdirD" title="http://img.ly/nHH9">img.ly/nHH9</a></p>&mdash; Trent Barreta (@trentylocks) <a href="https://twitter.com/trentylocks/status/250024603144028160" data-datetime="2012-09-24T00:11:25+00:00">September 24, 2012</a></blockquote>

I fucking hate Paul London. Whenever I see him in interviews, all he does is bitch and moan.

And he's got this air about him, like he's better than everyone else. He's not. He's not even the best indie wrestler. Not by a long shot.

And his hair is stupid.

But I would love londrick to return

John Cena should revive the NWO and pull a Hulk Hogan?!
 

As noted earlier, the official WWE website has this article looking at seven classic factions and reimagining them with current Superstars and Divas. One dream sequence includes John Cena betraying fans to reform the nWo.
Article writer Kevin Powers states, “Who could possibly comprise the modern incarnation of the most notorious faction of all time? It would take a major betrayal of the WWE Universe akin to Hulk Hogan’s original collusion with Scott Hall and Kevin Nash. The only Superstar capable of such an impactful move would be none other than John Cena.
“When Hogan deceived WCW, he was as polarized as Cena. Some still loved the classic red and yellow, others were tired of it. Judging by Cena’s reactions in various arenas all over the country, the same can be said for his creed of “hustle, loyalty and respect.” The Cenation leader could eventually just have his fill of “Cena sucks” chants, grab a can of black spray-paint and really give the WWE Universe something to “boo” about.”
Powers recreates the New World Order with Randy Orton and Christian in the role of a veteran tandem similar to The Outsiders, Big Show as a returning member, Michael McGillicutty following in the footsteps of alumnus and father Curt Hennig, David Otunga as a legal adviser, and Michael Cole fulfilling Eric Bischoff’s role as a loud and obnoxious mouthpiece.
The factions and rosters are:
Million-Dollar Corporation: Alberto Del Rio, Antonio Cesaro, The Prime Time Players, Jinder Mahal, Brodus Clay
The Ministry of Darkness: Undertaker, Kane, Tensai, Yoshi Tatsu, Mark Henry, Aksana
The Dangerous Alliance: Paul Heyman, Brock Lesnar, The Miz, Drew McIntyre, Eve Torres, Alex Riley
Dudes With Attitude: Sheamus, Rey Mysterio, Great Khali, R-Truth, Santino Marella, Kofi Kingston
The Flock: CM Punk, Kaitlyn, Tyson Kidd, Justin Gabriel, Heath Slater, Curt Hawkins
The nWo: John Cena, Christian, Randy Orton, Big Show, Michael McGillicutty, David Otunga, Michael Cole
The Four Horseman: Daniel Bryan, Dolph Ziggler, Cody Rhodes, Wade Barrett

I drooled over this article, and with Paul taking over the WWE, I'm just asking you if it could be a reality to bring back factions along with tag teams?

Also, it's been noted that Paul isn't a favorite of Womens wrestling, noting why Beth Pheonix is leaving the WWE. What will be the future of the Womens Wrestling, should they turn into "Nitro Girls"?

Yeah, it's gonna happen.

Just like when WWE.COM published an article talking about how Kevin Nash's return to the WWE last year was probably going to lead to him reforming the NWO, and then we saw it happen.

Wait.

Is Mark Henry in the Ministry of Darkness because he's black?

That's fucking retarded.

Ministry of Darkies.

There's a place for women's wrestling as a novelty. Easy solution to the problem of only devoting one segment a week to divas despite having a ton on the roster is to give the ones you like something to do with the male wrestlers. Have them be valets or involved in some other way. This keeps them on TV and getting recognized and building up characters without devoting much time to them solely. Then you can continue to throw them in the title picture as you see fit and it won't be after months of being forgotten.