Joey Flax is not making my MVP prediction look too hot so far. 5/17, 23 yds, 1 int, 15.1 rating in the 1st half.

CONVERSELY, Jay Cutler is buttpounding defenses.

Yeah he is, that's surprising me as well.

Now Flacco's got it working. Nice pass.

All you fuckers watching your NFL RedZone channel while all of my HD channels are all fucked up and distorted and impossible to even watch.

Bengals have been awful at getting to the QB in these two games. And when they do they completely whiff and go flying by. And that time it led to a TD.

Vick looks pretty good here so far. The oline on the other hand not so good.

LOL @ Favre and the Vikings

No lol at the cardinals getting absolutely shitted on by the DIRTY BIRDS WOOOOOOOOOOSH WOOOOOOOOOOOOSH WHO DAT? NIGGA WE DAT im sorry thats for next week

Theres the old gunslinger, awesome lob into double coverage

He's in the backyard throwing the football around in his Wranglers.

T Jack couldn't have made that throw. Believe it.

Meanwhile I'm having fun watching Tony Romo throw behind every receiver who isn't banging out a Kardashian

So you're saying they should sign Lamar Odom as a tight end?

Flacco looked horrible

Ravens defense still hasn't given up a TD though.

Back to Back offsides are killing Titans chance at the comeback.

Final play was horrible so it didn't matter in the end.

Champ Bailey just took Matt Hasselbeck's milk money, gave him a wedgie, and stuffed him in a locker.

Probably made fun of his bald spot too.

Chiefs 2-0 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Love the Broncos' argyle endzone pattern.

1st play by Jets on offense ends in a tipped pass and then an INT.

1 Jets player surrounded by at least 3 Patriots players.

Never mind, play got overturned.

Oh my God

Go get your god damn snack Rex

Who wants to check down more, Mark Sanchez or Alex Smith?

Jets' Smith managed to tackle Welker by punching him on the side of the head.

Maybe all that time in a prison cell helped Michael Vick learn to stay in the pocket.

Also helps him take a pounding.

Will someone fire Jason Garrett please.

:D Brady to Moss bomb pass

Revis Island is sinking

Nick Folk

Beautiful catch by Moss but Rex I guess doesn't think it was Revis' fault as they showed him mouthing the words "God damnit, Jim" and sure enough, Leonhart was not covering.

Nah was going to be free I think but stupid Verizon made it so you have to subscribe to "V Cast" now at $10 a month. Dumb.

Really don't like Kyle Wilson so far tbh.

I can't fucking believe the Cowboys turned the ball over 3 times the way they did, and to top it off Jay Cutler doesnt turn it over at all. Jesus.

The Lions will apparently be coming really close to making huge comebacks every week this year

LOL Cowfags

Fucking 98% 3rd down conversion rate against the Jets this season so far

cool

Wooo 0-2 for the Cowboys. I'm not even upset for some reason, I just want Phillips fired. Garret isn't even that good either, Jerry Jones needs to hire someone and give him control of personnel moves. Get a new regime

If you think Phillips should be fired you should be shot. He's no Bill Belicheck but he's a genius on the defence, and few are better at calling plays for the 3-4. Cowboys can't get any points, that's why they are losing.