maple bacon donut and breakfast burrito that was donated by friendly people outside my office

Could anyone tell me via a priv message or something when some good match starts? Like AJ vs Naka?

We can send you a notification whenever Triple H comes out on a magic carpet?

Does Booker T ever really have to say "hey, it's Booker T"? Like that voice could possibly belong to anyone else.

Wish they'd bring up the fact that Shinsuke was a bad mons in Japan and wasn't a "JUST LIKES TO HAVE FUN" babyface. Kind of like when Mike Tenay kept being like "Eddie Guerrero was always a dickhead in Mexico" after he turned heel in WCW.

Sure

What matches in particular besides that one do you want?

Has that guy been standing behind JR the whole time?

If I were a heel commentator working w/Byron, I'd always call him Bryan.

Cheers. Hunter vs Lesnar, that ladder match and AJ fighting.

WHAT?!

RUN PAUL RUN

Oh shit looks like Paul Heyman is here.

Hm?

Those are awesome.

I had a smashburger and smash fries... very nicee.

It would be interesting if the whole roster was taken hostage.

Are there even Talibs in Saudi Arabia?

Did Saxton just drop an F bomb?

Cena and Triple H is the first match, just so you know.

I've only been awake for like an hour. I should probably order pizza or something.

Filled up quite a bit there.

This should be cool (I think)
Here we go

I'm doing the same.

i'm eating ham

and drinking a chocolate protein shake

The stadium looks cool

You call that an anthem?

WWE's never darkened a crowd so much I bet there are tons of empy seats.

Saudi anthem sucks

Quick heel heat with the Star Spangled Banner.

Oh my god, I literally had a piece of ham in my hand while I read that.

Would have laughed if they booed during the USA national anthem.

POP for America :O

I keep forgetting that there's an actual Royal Rumble match on this show. None of this feels like it's actually happening right now.

They love our money for their oil.

This could lowkey end up a being a great show

I hate how dark it is.

Woah that's a lot a pyro

Fuck all these trophies. Why would anyone want them when there are all these belts floating around?

I love the darkened arena look...one of the things NXT does for Takeover I always really like

That trophy looks better than all of their other ones.