TPWW Forums

TPWW Forums (https://www.tpwwforums.com/index.php)
-   wrestling forum (https://www.tpwwforums.com/forumdisplay.php?f=10)
-   -   BillyBonez very own wrestling thread! (https://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=96190)

Xero 04-17-2010 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poit (Post 3030997)
I agree that it's very unlikely, but it's certainly possible. If the writers can have Triple H fuck the brains out of a corpse, they can avoid some gay jokes.

Actually, that joke more proves the opposite in how juvenile they are.

Poit 04-17-2010 10:16 PM

Heh, it was more of an example of what lengths the writers will go to.

Anybody Thrilla 04-17-2010 10:23 PM

I don't question that it COULD be done, I just don't see why anyone would benefit from it being done.

St. Jimmy 04-17-2010 10:34 PM

Ted and Brett DiBiase wincest? OH WWE, SURELY YOU DON'T READ THESE LITTLE OL' MESSAGE BOARDS

Jordan 04-17-2010 10:43 PM

I really wish this thread would be closed

St. Jimmy 04-17-2010 10:44 PM

OH HO, BUT THERE IS MORE TREACHERY TO BE PROLIFERATED MY DEAR JORDAN X. OH HO!

Poit 04-18-2010 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by St. Jimmy (Post 3031028)
Ted and Brett DiBiase wincest? OH WWE, SURELY YOU DON'T READ THESE LITTLE OL' MESSAGE BOARDS

Ew. No.

Kane Knight 04-18-2010 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anybody Thrilla (Post 3030702)
What I was thinking was if there were gay wrestlers on screen who constantly used their homosexuality as an excuse for being held down, it might cause an uproar. The only reason I even compared it to Muhammad Hassan was because he used his 'differences' in a similar fashion. There's been no gay uproar to that extent, but maybe that's because it's never been done.

Billy and Chuck weren't OPENLY gay. It was just strongly hinted at. They were praised when it was announced that they were going to do a same sex marriage on TV. When it was revealed that they weren't ACTUALLY gay, some people actually did get upset about it.

Sorry that I didn't state my original point so throughly the first time, but I didn't think it was a big deal. Thanks for trying to be your usual smart ass self though. Much obliged.

But again, Hassan didn't get death threats, the network didn't oppose it, until after Hassan garrotted a babyface with his buddy carried off like a martyr on the same day as a terrorist attack in the UK. I already explained this, so I'm not sure why you think elaborating to explain something I clearly already got will change anything.

In fact, I predicted such a response:

Quote:

I'm sure you'll find a way to say "that's different," just as I'm sure you'll find a way to still attempt to contrast it with Hassan despite needing to leave out the catylist that caused them to pull the angle.
It's all well and good to compare it to the Hassan deal, but Hassan's differences weren't the issue. Not the one that got the angle pulled. Not the one that got the death threats.

It's unlikely similar circumstances will occur. Unless there is a terrorist attack by homosexuals on the same day they do something severe on the show, there is no real comparison here.

I'm sorry that you don't seem to get that, even after it was already explained to you.

Kane Knight 04-18-2010 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by St. Jimmy (Post 3031028)
Ted and Brett DiBiase wincest? OH WWE, SURELY YOU DON'T READ THESE LITTLE OL' MESSAGE BOARDS

Rule 34.

NoRoolz 04-18-2010 10:09 AM

Fuck that.

I understand what you'd like to see and stuff but seriously, it'd bury the guys to no end. The world is not, and will never be ready for something like this.

Ever.

Poit 04-18-2010 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoRoolz (Post 3031593)
Fuck that.

I understand what you'd like to see and stuff but seriously, it'd bury the guys to no end. The world is not, and will never be ready for something like this.

Ever.

Actually, the world definitely is ready for something like that.

The WWE Universe, on the other hand...

Kane Knight 04-18-2010 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poit (Post 3031627)
Actually, the world definitely is ready for something like that.

The WWE Universe, on the other hand...

Yeah, just because wrestling isn't ready doesn't mean the world isn't.

Kane Knight 04-18-2010 11:04 AM

Toothless hillbillies also aren't ready for a black President, but....

Kane Knight 04-18-2010 11:04 AM

...Too far?

BillyBonez 04-20-2010 06:51 PM

A Cool Idea for what WWE can do with Kozlov and Regal.
 

Okay so these two arent doing much in the WWE now, so here is what I have come up with for them.
On an episode of Raw, Vince comes out and says that if Kozlov loses another match, he will be fired from the WWE and that will mean he will be deported from the US back to Russia. Kozlov gets angry, but in his match, he loses because Regal costs him the match!

Kozlov is really sad after it as fans chant "na na goodbye". Then we see Kozlov and Regal backstage. Kozlov stares at Regal, wipes a tear off his eye and says,
"WHY?!"

Regal smiles and says,

"Well Vladimir, youre fired from the WWE, but if you find another job, you can stay in the USA. I have an offer for you. I need a "personal" assistant, around the house and a "bodyguard" in the ring. I will pay you well and you will stay in my mansion!"

Kozlov looks angry but says, "OK".

For the next few weeks we get scenes of Kozlov doing chores in Regal's house. Finally, about a month later, Regal tells Kozlov that he wants him to do something else.

"I want you to dress up nicely"

And Regal brings out a maid's outfit and forces Kozlov to wear it!

Kozlov also wears the maids outfit during his matches. Sometimes after Kozlov wins a match or helps Regal win his match, they show Regal go backstage and give Kozlov a kiss on the cheek. Kozlov looks angry and confused. Regal calls him his "boi toy"

Everyone talks about how Kozlov is getting angry and angrier by the second, so this all leads up to an in-ring segment where Regal announces that it's time for Vlad to "Dress up nicely...again!". This time Regal forces Kozlov to take off the maid's uniform and Kozlov looks happy until Regal reveals his new outfit...A VICTORIAN ERA DRESS!

The fans expect Kozlov to destroy Regal as he stares at him. Suddenly Kozlov runs at Regal and instead of attacking him, he starts hugging and kissing Regal. Regal looks shocked and runs off. Kozlov reveals that he is in love with Regal. Later they reveal that Regal ran off not because he was upset but because he was really happy.

From then on, Kozlov continues to accompany Regal to matches.

What do u think?

The Franchise 04-20-2010 06:55 PM

It's cool

XL 04-20-2010 06:56 PM

Why does everyone wanna run a gay angle all of a sudden?

NeanderCarl 04-20-2010 06:56 PM

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Th3R0CKSays 04-20-2010 06:59 PM

Do you think that the brain trust over at WWE headquarters is capable of putting that much thought and effort into an angle with Regal and a glorified jobber? I mean seriously. lol. Where do you guys come up with this stuff.

The Franchise 04-20-2010 06:59 PM

OJ inspiring wrassling fans to come out of the closet

BillyBonez 04-20-2010 07:16 PM



Okay fine, I just want to see Kozlov in a maid's outfit.

And in a dress.

And kissing Regal.

:)



jskinnyg 04-20-2010 07:24 PM

Ha... That would be some funny shit... We all know Good ol' Regal likes the poles anyway...

parkmania 04-20-2010 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XL (Post 3035298)
Why does everyone wanna run a gay angle all of a sudden?

I think Billy was the one putting forward the LAST "gay" storyline, too.

BillyBonez 04-20-2010 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by parkmania (Post 3035382)
I think Billy was the one putting forward the LAST "gay" storyline, too.

Why not?

As long as its not a total joke like Billy & Chuck, it'll be pretty hot...

Wishbone 04-21-2010 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BillyBonez (Post 3035282)

Okay so these two arent doing much in the WWE now, so here is what I have come up with for them.
On an episode of Raw, Vince comes out and says that if Kozlov loses another match, he will be fired from the WWE and that will mean he will be deported from the US back to Russia. Kozlov gets angry, but in his match, he loses because Regal costs him the match!

Kozlov is really sad after it as fans chant "na na goodbye". Then we see Kozlov and Regal backstage. Kozlov stares at Regal, wipes a tear off his eye and says,
"WHY?!"

Regal smiles and says,

"Well Vladimir, youre fired from the WWE, but if you find another job, you can stay in the USA. I have an offer for you. I need a "personal" assistant, around the house and a "bodyguard" in the ring. I will pay you well and you will stay in my mansion!"

Kozlov looks angry but says, "OK".

For the next few weeks we get scenes of Kozlov doing chores in Regal's house. Finally, about a month later, Regal tells Kozlov that he wants him to do something else.

"I want you to dress up nicely"

And Regal brings out a maid's outfit and forces Kozlov to wear it!

Kozlov also wears the maids outfit during his matches. Sometimes after Kozlov wins a match or helps Regal win his match, they show Regal go backstage and give Kozlov a kiss on the cheek. Kozlov looks angry and confused. Regal calls him his "boi toy"

Everyone talks about how Kozlov is getting angry and angrier by the second, so this all leads up to an in-ring segment where Regal announces that it's time for Vlad to "Dress up nicely...again!". This time Regal forces Kozlov to take off the maid's uniform and Kozlov looks happy until Regal reveals his new outfit...A VICTORIAN ERA DRESS!

The fans expect Kozlov to destroy Regal as he stares at him. Suddenly Kozlov runs at Regal and instead of attacking him, he starts hugging and kissing Regal. Regal looks shocked and runs off. Kozlov reveals that he is in love with Regal. Later they reveal that Regal ran off not because he was upset but because he was really happy.

From then on, Kozlov continues to accompany Regal to matches.

What do u think?

Billy WTF?! Ok on your last thread I was tolerent even thow it was a stupid idea but now I'm seriously getting a little ticked I mean seriously Kozlov and Regal in a gay angle?! Now I have nothing against a guy who's actually gay but goddamnit this is just freakin' stupid:rant:

Supreme Olajuwon 04-21-2010 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wishbone (Post 3035581)
Billy WTF?! Ok on your last thread I was tolerent even thow it was a stupid idea but now I'm seriously getting a little ticked I mean seriously Kozlov and Regal in a gay angle?! Now I have nothing against a guy who's actually gay but goddamnit this is just freakin' stupid:rant:

I totally know where you're coming from, man. To this day I still hate Ted Dibiase for playing the Million Dollar Man. He wasn't rich in real life! Fucking bullshit.

I heard rumors that the Undertaker wasn't really a dead guy working in a funeral parlor in real life either. If that's true, I don't think I can watch wrestling anymore.

Skippord 04-21-2010 05:42 AM

Alright bro, you can just admit that you are gay.

it's ok no one will think less of you

Poit 04-21-2010 01:38 PM

... what? :wtf:

The Jayman 04-21-2010 01:52 PM

if it gets Regal more tv time, i'm all for it

Kane Knight 04-21-2010 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Franchise (Post 3035306)
OJ inspiring wrassling fans to come out of the closet

On this board, there is no closet.

Kane Knight 04-21-2010 02:29 PM

We got homos, trannies, furries, and even our own NAMBLA chapter, VEL and Terranrich.

MiguelJuego 04-22-2010 07:15 PM

That would kinda be cool, thing is, Im over Koslov and can do without his involvement in anything other than being off my tv screen

tjmidnight420 04-23-2010 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 3036160)
We got homos, trannies, furries, and even our own NAMBLA chapter, VEL and Terranrich.

:rofl:

BillyBonez 04-24-2010 11:02 AM

Past gimmicks of current wrestlers u want to see again?
 
What wrestlers do you want to see return to a previous gimmick?

For example, somebody might want to see Luke Gallows be Festus again (although i doubt anyone will give that answer because Gallows is much better off as Gallows)

My answer is Mark Henry. I want to see him come back with the "sexual chocolate" gimmick, only this time, it is changed. Instead of chasing after girls, Henry now will chase after guys. It can start with him and MVP, lets say Henry offers MVP to go to a bar to celebrate them winning some big match and MVP says he is up to that. Then in the bar Henry slides up close to MVP and gently pets his head and says, "You know Montel, you're a good looking guy" and MVP looks confused and says, "Well yeah, thats why I'm ballin" and Henry smiles and looks into MVP's eyes. MVP gets freaked out and goes "Whats wrong with you" and Henry grabs MVP and kisses him and then says "You wanna feel good?" and tries to drag him to a hotel room.

this continues with Henry hitting on all the guys and eventually some guys fall for him and he can come out with a whole entourage of guys, who all cant resist "sexual chocolate".

Well, now you're ideas...

Corporate CockSnogger 04-24-2010 11:05 AM

lol this guy has to be a sock

tjmidnight420 04-24-2010 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BillyBonez (Post 3039743)
Instead of chasing after girls, Henry now will chase after guys.

Really?? Every time you make a thread huh? I actually thought this would be a cool thread until I saw that.... :wtf:

VSG 04-24-2010 11:17 AM

What is wrong with you dude?

Th3R0CKSays 04-24-2010 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BillyBonez (Post 3039743)
Instead of chasing after girls, Henry now will chase after guys.

Th3ROCKSays your a jabroni, and you should proceed directly to the corner of know your roll boulevard and jabroni drive, get yourself a nice suite at the Smackdown hotel, call up roomservice and have them send you the biggest fattest longest cucumber they have. And when the delivery guy brings it, give him a nice tip, and then take the cucumber, turn it sideways, and shove it STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY A$$!!

Destor 04-24-2010 02:17 PM

i dont understand why this is closed, this couldve been hilarious :`(

Supreme Olajuwon 04-24-2010 02:30 PM

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=101922
http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=101810
http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=98180

that's why


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:16 AM.

Powered by vBulletin®