I was angry and depressed, the above image made me feel good :y:

Kaitlyn could be the next face of the DIvas division.... she just needs a little more time....preferably on the end of my dick, but that won't help her career any.....

unless your dick is followed on twitter by Heath Slater

Hope everything about that brodus clay article is a joke.

evrything except the phrase "repackage as a monster heel"..... the dancing schtick is getting old.....

It is a fun babyface role. It is no different than The Godfather or Rikishi. They just need to do a little bit more with him to make people care about him more.

Just downloaded a handheld fan cam of the Bret Hart-Ric Flair 60 minute iron man match, can't wait to watch it

Randy Orton reportedly set for major push.....

With two strikes? Hmmm.

"Monster Heel" Brodus Clay was bland as fuck before he got the funk.

I remember heel Brodus Clay saying "Yeah Alberto!" and giving a thumbs down at Wrestlemania XXVII.

I am planning to make a fake wrestling news thread.

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Does anyone know any good places to get a Turning Point stream? I'd post this in the stream social group, but no one really goes in there on TNA days. Please post it in there, but I figured posting in here might get more attention.

Every time I see a physically large babyface, I kind of want them to be in a tag team with a smaller guy that they protect. Yoshi Tatsu isn't doing anything.

I read an interesting article the other day that predicted Alberto Del Rio will fire Ricardo Rodriguez and make Rosa Mendes his new valet. Ricardo would then take up his "El Local" identity full-time and challenge Del Rio, with Del Rio vowing to unmask El Local to the world.

I don't want to see Del Rio and Ricardo split up, but the idea of that unmasking is almost making me mark-out right now just thinking about it.

Del Rio seems to get put in feuds with guys that are struggling with their own personalities. Sheamus is fantastic in the ring as a babyface, but his persona is your average bland babyface. Orton hasn't really been motivated in the personality department for a few years now. I'd kind of like to see what Del Rio could do with someone like The Rock.

I'm actually kind of interested in seeing Antonio Cesaro vs. R-Truth, too. People care about Truth, so I could justify a US Title switch there, but if Cesaro did retain, he would look far more important than he currently does. It should really make the Survivor Series card.

Fuck that. If they're going to push someone with two strikes, I'd rather see Regal get his major heel push back.

Also, mad pumped for Swagger's return.

Seeing Regal involved in the Sheamus/Big Show stuff this past week gave me hope. Yeah, it was just because the WWE were in England, but it proved that Regal is still one of the best performers the WWE has.

Put all the two-strikers on SmackDown and let them run wild over there. Randy Orton, William Regal, Rey Mysterio, R-Truth, etc. It could be a crazy fun show.

Swagger looks like a threat with his new hair. He's such a talented guy, but being paired with Ziggler just didn't work out for him. Hopefully when he returns he captures some lightning in a bottle.

Antonio Cesaro could beat R-Truth at Survivor Series and then cut a post-match promo saying he's better than any American -- leading to "Get Down on Your Knees" hitting and Swagger coming out and cleaning the ring of Cesaro.

Pro-American Swagger could be an interesting babyface for a few months, and would make a great US Champion. You could even have Swagger switch his theme music to "Real American" for a bit.

Got an even better idea for a theme:

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Swagger as a Kurt Angle type corny, apple pie all-American babyface who people love because despite the corniness, he can till kick ass would be amazing.

I still think that it should have been Swagger to have won the WWE Championship from John Cena at TLC 2009 instead of Sheamus. Earlier that year, Swagger had been the ECW Champion and I think he even had a match with John Cena heading into the PPV that was pretty good. Swagger really lost direction around this point in time, so I wonder if there was some backstage reason for this -- but I think this was around the time Swagger started his "I will remain undefeated" thing, before quickly losing to Santino Marella. They still had Swagger win Money in the Bank, though.

But yeah, I think it would have helped Swagger more than it did Sheamus to win the WWE Title in late 2009, and it would have made Swagger's MITB win seem less random. I also think that Edge should have beaten Jericho at WrestleMania XXVI, and Swagger should have cashed in his briefcase there and then. Swagger would have gone 2-0 at his first WrestleMania; would have won the largest Money in the Bank of all-time; and would have been the first man to have held the ECW Title, WWE Title and World Heavyweight Title.

If the WWE delayed the draft until after Over the Limit, they could have done Swagger vs. Edge vs. Jericho (both Edge and Jericho using their rematch clauses against Swagger) at Extreme Rules, where Swagger could have pinned Jericho to retain. This would have given Edge an argument for a one-on-one match with Swagger at Over the Limit, where Edge could have put over Swagger cleanly, giving Swagger's World Title reign a huge oomph in credibility, before Edge and Jericho would have been drafted to RAW.

Fatal 4-Way was a pretty shitty idea for a PPV concept, but you could have had Big Show, CM Punk and Rey Mysterio earn the spots for the match, as Swagger's goofy persona could have come out as the main storylines could have been held up by Mysterio, Punk and Show fighting for the spots. Swagger could have eliminated every single guy from that match to look super-dominant. At Money in the Bank, he could have been accused of being the dude who attacked The Undertaker, and Kane could have gone right after him. Rey Mysterio or someone could have won Money in the Bank (since it appeared they wanted an established babyface to win the briefcase to balance out The Miz winning on RAW), and Swagger could have attacked him after his win, to prevent any sort of Mysterio cash-in. Swagger could have gotten himself purposely disqualified against Kane by using the World Title as a weapon, to make Kane look like a massive threat. The gong could have sounded off and Swagger could have looked absolutely terrified, but then The Undertaker could have gone right after Kane -- with the reveal on SmackDown being that it was Kane behind the attacks. The Undertaker vs. Kane happens, with there being a possible argument that Kane should be the World Heavyweight Champion, while Swagger could go on to defend the belt at SummerSlam against a pissed off Rey Mysterio in Rey's hometown area with the World Title on the line. Swagger could have won that match cleanly via submission, and the dude would have looked like an absolute beast to this point. Kane could have beaten Taker with Paul Bearer's aid, and Swagger vs. Kane vs. Taker could have been a major attraction at Night of Champions, with Swagger retaining when he manages to pin Kane after Taker hits him with a Tombstone. Hell in a Cell would have still had Taker vs. Kane, but Swagger could have defended the World Title against someone else away from the Cell.

I thought Swagger's performances as World Heavyweight Champion were great, but the booking that surrounded him was pretty terrible. No one really put Swagger over until after he dropped the World Title.

Could of, could of, could of...

Man, I just remembered how much I used to love Swagger. :(

Don't get me wrong, I do still love the man, but I used to think that he could have one day been as greatly regarded as a Kurt Angle or Brock Lesnar. I was so excited for when he won the World Heavyweight Title, because it felt like he had "arrived." Now it feels like he has sort of been and gone, you know?

I do hope that Swagger's return is a glorious one that returns him to his 2010 level of glory.

This you and I can completely agree on. :y:

That would be great on the RAW after Survivor Series. :y:

Once US Champion, Swagger could do "Land of Opportunity Open Challenges" where he agrees to defend the US Title each week against all-comers. You can even have guys from NXT make appearances and try to dethrone Swagger. All the while, Swagger wants Cesaro to take the challenge, but he says that he can't because he's not "medically cleared," and he sells an Ankle Lock from Swagger for weeks by limping around on crutches.

Thought it was "Spade"

Sort of looks like Jax from Sons of Anarchy or at least would be if his hair was a little bit longer and had a mustache growing as well.

So, does that make Drew ZZ and Jinder... uh.. post-op Telly??

They will feud against Zeke and now we have a license to print money.