| mike adamle |
01-20-2013 07:08 PM |
Posted this WrestleMania card in another thread and love it so I'm posting it in here too.
Streak vs. Streak
WWE Championship Match: CM Punk (C) vs. Undertaker (This match would have to go around 35 minutes. If Undertaker is healthy enough for a match with Lesnar sometime this year and a match with Cena at WM 30 then he wins. If not Punk ends the streak and goes into a feud as the biggest badass in the WWE against the biggest badass in UFC Brock Lesnar after Lesnar helps him win against The Rock at the Royal Rumble and then F-5's him as well.)
Lesnar wants revenge at the biggest stage of them all
Last Man Standing Match:Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena (This would be about 30 minutes. Have Lesnar go over here if he's coming back. That sets the stage for either Lesnar vs. Undertaker or Lesnar vs. Punk.)
Dolph proves he's a legend and cashes in
WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match: Sheamus (C) vs. Dolph Ziggler (I'd have Ziggler cash in here like he said he would at WM in about 2 minutes to start a feud with Ziggler once Ziggler cashes in on him.)
WWE World Heavyweight Championship Fatal 4-Way Elimination Match:Randy Orton (C) (Who wins at EC) vs. Albeto Del Rio vs. Big Show vs. Sheamus (This would go about 20 minutes. I'd have Big Show show his dominance and eliminate Alberto Del Rio around 12 minutes in. Sheamus and Orton battle Show and get him out of the ring, Orton tries to sneak up on Sheamus and hit an RKO but instead eats a brogue kick and is eliminated by Sheamus. Sheamus wins a hard fought battle by Brogue Kicking Big Show to bring their feud full circle jerk. As Sheamus celebrates Big Show hits him with a KO Punch and goes to get a chair but Orton comes back and fights him off. Sheamus tries to celebrate, but Orton hits him with an RKO. Which leads to Ziggler's music hitting.)
Can Ryback Do What John Cena Could Not?: Ryback vs. The Rock (Ryback goes over here in about 12 minutes and becomes a star while The Rock goes back to Hollywood.)
Is Dolph Ziggler Main Event Material?:Dolph Ziggler vs. HHH (This would be 25 minutes or so. This would be the technical wrestling match of the night with Ziggler winning a close contest by cheating.)
WWE Diva's Title Lumberjill Match: Kaitlyn (C) vs. AJ (Crazy AJ wins in 5 minutes after Big E Langston interferes and rapes Kaitlyn.)
The Shield proved they could beat Team Hell No In TLC, now put the belts up for grabs
WWE Tag Team Title 5 (Or 6)-Team TLC Match: Daniel Bryan & Kane (C) vs. Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins vs. Cody Rhodes & Damien Sandow vs. Christian & (In a perfect world Chris Jericho but probably The Miz) vs. Either Heath Slater & Drew McIntyre or Darren Young & Titus O'Neil, Personally I'd have no problem with all of them. (Have The Shield go over here in an awesome 20 minute non-stop spotfest. Either keep feuding with Team Hell No or have them break up and The Shield goes after Christian and his teammate.)
Mask vs. Mask
Rey Mysterio vs. Sin Cara (I'd have Mysterio go over here in about 15 minutes of awesome lucha libre action and have them humiliate Sin Cara on his way out of the company, possibly have Rey Mysterio's new Mexican Drug Cartel gang rape him and leave him for dead in the middle of the ring after the match... Only for David Otunga to come out in his Lawyer gimmick and inform everyone that Sin Cara is being deported.)
Intercontinental Title Triple Threat Match: Wade Barrett (C) vs. Kofi Kingston (Maybe vs. The Miz or R-Truth) In this ever going rivalry. (Wade Barrett retains and continues his reign in about 10 minutes.)
WWE United States Title Steel Cage Match:Antonio Cesaro (C) vs. The All American American Jack Swagger (I'd have them have a match at EC where Cesaro wins via interference from a debuting Kassius Ohno. Booker T then sets up a Steel Cage rematch at WrestleMania to bar outside interference. Could go either way. Personally I like long reigns so I'd have Cesaro retain and compete with Barrett over who's title is more important in 10 minutes.)
(My match times leave about 45 minutes for entrances, skits, the Hall Of Fame thing, a concert, and whatever else they want.
Pre-Show Battle Royal:Alex Riley vs. Big E Langston vs. Brad Maddox vs. Brodus Clay vs. Camacho vs. Curt Hawkins vs. David Otunga vs. Derrick Bateman vs. Epico vs. Fandango vs. The Great Khali vs. Hunico vs. Jey Uso vs. Jimmy Uso vs. Jinder Mahal vs. JTG vs. Justin Gabriel vs. Mason Ryan vs. Michael McGillicutty vs. Percy Watson vs. Primo vs. Ricardo Rodriguez vs. Roman Reigns vs. Santino Marella vs. Ted DiBiase vs. Tensai vs. William Regal vs. Yoshi Tatsu vs. Zack Ryder (Possibly vs. Darren Young vs. Titus O'Neil vs. Heath Slater vs. Drew McIntyre vs. R-Truth) (I'd have Big E Langston go over here.) Then whip out his dick and do the helicopter in celebration. No homo.
Sounds like the best show in wrestling history and I wish it would happen. Keep dreaming.
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